I Lag Sometimes

Lololololololol!

SO THERE I WAS... I recently looted an AK and a camo outfit from a bandit and also found a coyote backpack shortly thereafter. I'm making my way out of Cherno just slinking out of there when my guy gets shot in the buttocks. Bleeding instantly, i rush to a nearby firehouse and up the tower, setting up a barb fence at the ground floor. After bandaging myself, i get to the top floor and wait for this sucker to pop his head out. My rule of thumb is to shoot all bandits due to a bad experience and now there are many dead bandits after that experience. Sure enough a bandit and his buddy come onto the firehouse roof looking to shoot me. Now unfortunately for them i had several grenades and a fully automatic assault rifle. Long story short i grabbed some ammo off their corpses and continued my trek out of Cherno. A word to the bandits: You may be able to get away with killing fresh spawned players, but when you pick a fight with someone who has done several laps around the map hitting up the airfields and picking up their serious firepower (then using it to hunt bandits), you may want to rethink your strategy. tl;dr : i kill lots of bandits and it gives me the feel goods

I think i'm lost

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The stereotype goes that black people steal stuff. Like i said im not racist but i kind of just put two and two together and it made me laugh a little bit

So i am going through this town and i find another person (he chose his character as a black guy and i say this because it relates to the story later) and we partner up. As we search through this town we find this bike in a small shack and he says i can use it so i figured why not ride in style? So we are at the end of the town and i get off the bike and search this through this large barn. As soon as i finsh, I see him riding off in the distance with my bike. I find it funny that a black guy stole my bike. (im not racist but i couldn't help but laugh)

I was recently murdered with all my gear so i did that thing we all hate which was respawning with nothing. I was able to get a Czech backback along with food and water along with the almighty hatchet. i saw chernogorsk out in the distance so i figured i dont anything to lose, why not check it out? I pass by the firestation on the west side of town and this (what i assume was) bandit starts sniping at me. He was a horrible shot but then again i was pulling a benny hill act doing circles and sprinting on high mouse sensitivity. I start speaking into direct chat: "Hey i'm friendly, butthole! Don't shoot at me im black!" I could hear him laughing on the other end so i kept doing manuvers and ranting. I started singing 'why can't we be friends' by smash mouth. He's laughing pretty good so i kept doing it then i said what i guess made him break. "please don't shoot me, I love you" At this point i hear he's laughing ridiculously loud to the point where i have to lower my headphone volume and he stops shooting at me. i grab my a** and get out of his view and got a couple supplies and got out safely and now i'm saved in some barn up north. So tell me bandits, why can't we be friends?

I'm not really sure where this thread would go but this looks like the best one. I think i am being reported for hacking but really i am playing on dial up (yeah i know). I am saying this because someone was shooting me at one spot when really i was in another then i heard him swearing at me ( at least i think he was, it was really laggy). I can understand how people considered this hacking but i have nothing to worry about me being banned from servers, right?

I had freshly spawned and i was following the coastal hills looking for the next town when i saw some other fresh player running from zombies not knowing what to do. I ran towards him and drew the zombies towards me then i had them follow me up a cliff then a ran back down, making all the zombies fall to their death. That person followed me around for a little while but i lost track of him shortly thereafter. Moment later my person glitched into a rock and broke his leg.

I've gotten an assault rife, an alice pack, grenades, map, compass, thing like that. Along with the needed essentials like food and water. Suggestions of what to do now anyone? I'm running out of things to scavenge here

Tried to help a friendly but for some reason he jumped off a rooftop...

I met up with this guy earlier today and he asks me, "hey whats the fastest way to stary sobor?" My answer was sincere: "just keep heading north and you'll find it" He thanked me and we parted ways. I found out later we were a little bit inland of berezino when i finally found a map. Sorry dude, enjoy playing with the crazy a** players next to the airstrip, Lol.

this made my day, lol

haha priceless :')

So I'm at this factory and i meet this guy getting chased by zombies so i decide to help him out. Anyways, more and more followed us so we just decided to climb up this ladder and pick them off. well we finish the last one then we start scavenging the building. moments later i heard him break his leg from what i guess was him going prone on stairs. Anyways, i find him at the entrance of the roof and i drag him to a open spot to bandage and try to help the guy as best i can. I guess i brought him to close to the edge because i think he hit the wrong button and rolled off the edge of the building while he was still prone (im guessing he was trying to hit W but hit Q or E in prone). I couldnt help but laugh and say sorry as i see him plummet to the ground floor. Sorry bro you mightv'e been a good ally but you kinda fell.