WargameKlok

that means you have Arma running. close Arma and try again

Remove please. It causes artifacts and is abused.

I don't see vehicles mentioned in his tweet, just tents

Wait. What? I only have an IQ of 6.23. I'm an idiot barely able to read let alone reason through replies that make no sense. What the fuck are you trying to say?

Seriously, it is hackers. I've seen it with my own eyes. My squad landed at a crash site, a hacker appears right in front of us, puts a satchel charge on the choppa, blows us all up before any of us can even exit the choppa and the bitch doesn't even die.

Happy Birthday! :)

who is looking to play right now? PM me

Bravo and Well Done. Please PM me when you're ready to play and let me help :)

Drats, Ping Too High :(

I dusted off my platforms for this soiree and found that they've shrunk or my feet got bigger. I thought the human body stopped growing at 18!?!? Very disappointed :/

yeah but I'm a mouth breather. And an assclown. So you shall continue to hear me breath/eat/shout/laugh

1.7.2.5? Latest Arma build?

Yeah, that sucked. Mt squad had just been hacked on a public hive server so we decided to try a private hive. All was good for about 10 minutes, then, as is typical in this mod we all get teleported :( One thing I noticed in this server is that it takes a long time to get out of a boat. Whats up with that? Seriously, it took like 2 minutes for the "Get Out" instruction to respond.....

LULZ :D

Yes, you guys are playing this game wrong if you're having such a hard time finding an SVD. I can't even tell you how many SVDs I've passed up because I was happy with my current weapon. And Range Finders are really a waste of space along with entrenching tools and radios. Most of the SVDs, AS50s etc I've come acroos were in tents and correct me if I'm wrong but also at heli crash sites. So go tent hunting and you'll find all sorts of neat stuff!

Think about it people. This game needs some serious project management. With Lucas Arts in charge we wouldn't have an endless alpha mod and questionable stand alone. G.L. would give Rocket a right smart kick in the ass and we'd be done with artifacting, haxors, missed deadlines, etc. etc. etc. The game would be good to go out of the box without the need for updates or any other shenanigans. Come on you geniuses, you. Who's with me?!?!

obvious jealouse it's not your idea is obvious. so shut the fuck up and have some beans :) Battlefront is not dead, merely on hold like this alpha mod.

The dreamers and romantics may think otherwise but It would be unwise to expect any more communication/support for the stand alone than this community of over 1 million is receiving right now. Rocket is as Rocket does. And this is coming from a fanboy. Lower your expectations people and we'll all be happy!

If you try to join a server that is a different DayZ version or Arma build than the one you have installed you will spawn on the coast without your gear.

wait I'm in, PM me, I'll be there. No beans but have a light stick!

@ OP It's a cultural thing. You have the expectations of a westerner who is used to instant gratification from a western developer who uses western marketing tactics. Just wait till the stand alone releases and many of the key features you expect to see aren't in the game and aren't being planned for. Then you'll really be pissed off, lulz.

I'm looking for a couple guys that have ventrilo and a mic and know how to play. Be close to the coast. This is for now I'm not looking to join a clan atm Over 20 please, PM me if you're down

OMG I think I understand. :) Nice Peace Nine Peace Nice Peace Nice Peace Nice Peace Nice Peace, All For Only ONEEEEEEEEEEE yeah this totally fuckin rox my world. I can't stop Living It now that I've been Broducated! Wait. let me add some more of these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This song is stuck in my head, stuck in my head, stuck in my head, Am I the Only ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

@OP Don't listen to these douche bags, when you catch them they WILL disconnect. Then they will reconnect and try and shoot you in the back.

Topic is mistitled. Should read: Another USELESS thread about blah blah blah