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You are why people hate americans

+1 this thread needs to be viewed by devs! Great ideas!

*CLEARS THROAT* A CARE BEAR IS : The Care Bears are characters created by American Greetings in 1981 for use on greeting cards. The original artwork for the cards was painted by artist Elena Kucharik. In 1983, Kenner turned the Care Bears into plush teddy bears. The Care Bears appeared in their own TV specials called The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings (1983) and The Care Bears Battle the Freeze Machine (1984). They also had their own television series from 1985 to 1988, in addition to three feature films: The Care Bears Movie (1985), Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation (1986), and The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland (1987). Each Care Bear comes in a different color and has a specialized insignia on its belly that represents its duty and personality. This insignia was known as their "tummy symbol." However, the movie Care Bears: Oopsy Does It! renamed them "belly badges". Adding to the Care Bear family are the "Care Bear Cousins", which feature a lion, rabbit, penguin, raccoon, and other such animals created in the same style as the teddy bears. In 2002, the bears were reintroduced with new toys. Made by Play-Along Toys, the new toys offered features such as illuminated bellies upon touch, aerobic bears, and glow-in-the-dark bears. As part of this comeback, the Bears have appeared in two computer-animated movies: Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-lot (2004) and The Care Bears' Big Wish Movie (2005). In 2007, the franchise celebrated its 25th anniversary; another relaunch took place, as well as the release of Care Bears: Oopsy Does It!. In mid-2011, AG announced a revival TV animated series titled "Care Bears: Welcome to Care-a-Lot". The premiere of the series will be utilizing "30 years of caring". It will premiere on The Hub on June 2, 2012. As of 2011, Care Bears merchandise is still being marketed. During 2008 and 2009, Canada's Cookie Jar Group and France's MoonScoop Group attempted to acquire the franchise from AGC, with no apparent success.

i think we need to do the carebear countdown and look to the sky's for a bright light as the carebears decend upon chernarus and bring us lolipops rainbows and fucking sunshine OK ? lol

i couldnt find a grid map anywhere so i could give my coor's so I have made a grid outline map to help coordinate places in game etc hook up with friends w.e it be perhaps if we get bunch of people using the same grid map we can help each other out a lot more and make it even more awesome! for instance if you have broken leg and need morphine saying that u need help in bottom corner c 14 then people can help locate you very versatile functionality enjoy =) Link to map image: http://fussion-networks.com/DayZ/chernarusgridmapBIG.jpg ( incase that link doesnt work as i jsut migrated my DNS try the below ) Mirror : http://s16.postimage.org/j7ymj1jf7/chernarus_big_hqgrid.jpg ( PS: i know it isnt perfect but its a start lol)

LOL at first i was like ok he trololoing somone and being annoying then you looked behind yourself and epic train and asshole ending this is a perfect example of the internet nowdays

Im not really a bandit however i do like to kill people if they don't offer any immediate resource to assist myself or are looking like they may shoot me as we creep through the airfield brush i see a glimmer of white that doesn't look like the normal zombie come out of one of the far off hangars , nearly as soon as it is seen it vanish's back within the hangar again. I advise my right hand man that i saw something that isn't a walker , we prone and be quiet for a minute seeing if it moves again after a couple minutes we decide to throw a flare at the outside of the hangar we last saw the glimmer of a person. as the flare lights flicker off the hangar outside walls we see lots of zombies and a fenced in hangar with razor wire . We slowly approach it from the south east , as we get the entrance of the hangar my right hand man goes prone a bit out into the airfield so he can get a see around the corner of the entrance, i am crouched hugging the outside entrance of the hangar with my AKM full clip full auto zero'd at 100 meters i make my move and turn around the corner ... I see a man Crouched reloading his ak47 Kobra aimed at my friends direction without hesitation i unload at least 15 rounds into his neck and face area as he bleeds to death me and my friend get swarmed by the zombies that were alerted to our presence by my gun fire after slaying the zombies we proceed to see if the man is still alive but he has passed we scoured his body for loot and ran as fast as we could from the airfield back into the forests of Chernarus before any of his friends that may have been around or possible survivors that may be in the vicinity to our location . This was all within 30 minutes of Gameplay i love this game and i dont even know the mans name i killed

all survivors should just drop there weapons on site of another player we will know if you are friendly then !

SCANDELOUS LIEZ! THEY DO NOT HAVE SOULS LIKE JUST LIKE GINGERS AND FURBY DOLLS!

me and my friends have accomplished everything there is to do in this game and are at the same point so now we kill people for fun and you can lump us in with the 85% that jsut play TDM or DM but to be honest 60 % of that 85% are like me we played the game and now there is nothing else to do with everything you want in the game so why not kill other players its the only thing that brings excitment into chernarus with the current bugs prolonged survival is somthing that is nearly impossible either your tent will vanish or all the items in it or your vehicle will vanish etc. i know its alpha and thats why i dont make big threads like these and jsut enjoy killing people for what its worth

i have done research into arma II characters and found a slew of them that dont require DLC packages and are enabled to use backpacks with the skelton structure . this raised a game that required only OA and ArmaII to now include DLC's if you want to play wiht best quality .

thats why he said stop QQing it could be worse you could have been eaten by a rock or a ladder or better yet a fucking tree!

I suspect [Dayz Anti Law] Group to be coming shortly after this lol

i havnt had a chance to find any yet i assume they spawn in random locations stores redientials areas and military areas however

lets all do the carebear countdown 4 3 2 1 !

your stuff actually saves in the tent ? we had 5 tents loaded with gear went to bed came back and everything is gone and w e know no one looted it as there was way to much gear tents need to be fixed period

SUCK IT UP BUTTER CUP WELCOME TO DAYZ!

why add more DLC content this game used to just take OA and ARMA II now it needs DLC content to play or you will have blobby characters bullshit , bad idea shouldnt have added DLC content in the first place

fuck cigarettes wheres the big bag of Dank to calm my nerves! lol

hilarious video ! +1

sweet ! tyvm for your hard work

(The expression "pay it forward" is used to describe the concept of asking that a good deed be repaid by having it done for others instead.) so let me tell you a story real quick me and 2 friends were raiding a airfield we found a UAZ and a helicopter including lots of other goods around the place , we went our way across the airfield after deciding to come back for UAZ at a later date with all parts and heard somone say over chat "hey beanbandits whats up?" (my heart sunk) i knew by the way he said it he must have had eyes on us , he confirms this over chat .. we ask what his intentions are and he says im cool if your cool so we decide to lay in the brush outside the airfield to see if he trys to take our UAZ , we tell him theres a suprise for him in the second hangar (the helicopter) if he leaves our UAZ alone he agree's, to help sweeten the deal we provided cover fire from the bushs as he creeped around the airfield and gave him over watch as he looted and left the airfield we all parted ways it was rather pleasant rest assured paying it forward and doing good deeds do pay off team work is the way of the game and perhaps if you help one person out they will help out the next and so on and so on... but still always be cautious ! Thanks for not shooting us on site Sinclair!

that was awesome i new it was comin eventually cant trust rando's