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Fat bitches need lovin too. Just gotta roll em around in flour to find the wet spot. Not the best time though since they are usually loose from their immense weight. Like sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Like throwing a hotdog down an empty hallway.

LMMFAO

I just went and checked his building that nobody knows about. It was looted from within by a server hopper.

Mine works. I dragged a cannister onto the lamp and combined them. Then I just right click and turn on. This thing is horrible because it lights a huge area around you. I was thinking about lighting it and sticking it in the main loot building at Balota and see how people react to it.

LOL. A hostile player talking about hostile responses to him. Precious.

Not true. I've been surviving for days now. When I get bored I go down to Balota and just watch people murder each other. Today one dude was on a killing spree and had murdered like 4 bambis with an M4. Unfortunately for him he took a breather to have a drink and I popped him with my Mosin. Karma.

Just came here to make this thread. Thanks for the heads up. *empties cardboard box and eats it*

I've found over 30 each of FNX45 and M4 but never the Mosin. It is my understanding that they will spawn in industrial and farm buildings. On that note, has anyone actually found magazines for the FNX45? I have this pistol in real life and am really eager to use it in game. I finally dumped the pistol and the 130 rounds of ammo I had for it because I never found mags for it. Sitting on 120 rounds of 7.62mm and 600 rounds of 5.56 with 4 dual 30rd mags now from the space I saved.

I dunno how to feel about KoS. I'm not a KoS guy but I will do it depending on the time of day in the server and my mood. Last night for instance it was dark and I noticed flashlights in Balota. So I go stalk this bambi. He didn't have shit on him but I started messing with him. Breathing heavy in the mic. Purring like a walrus. He was running around crazy in buildings trying to figure out wtf was happening. So I shot him in the arm through a window. He bolts like a rabbit in the middle of the road that can't figure out which side of the road it wants to move to so instead zig-zags in the middle. I kept screaming in the mic in Batman's voice i'm going to grape you i'm going to tie you to a fucking radiator and grape you in the mouth and then I would laugh like the crazy dentist from that old stupid movide Dr. Giggles. Finally he spotted me running at him and started running in circles. I yelled BEEEEAAAARRRRGHGHGH like that Howard Dean speech when he was running for president and I shot the poor bambi 17 times in the head. Then I tea bagged him and moved off to a safe area and logged off and went to bed. I was just really really bored after gathering supplies all day up north and needed some excitement via psychological terror. On the flip side. I woke up a bit ago and logged into my usual server. Daytime now and I leave the outskirts of Balota and head towards the settlement to the west. Right on the road I see this damn bambi heading towards Balota. I scream in the mic get down get down blablgkahdlsahlgka but I'm sure all he heard was crazy gibberish. He immediately goes prone. So I start talking to him calmly and let him know that if he wants to survive that he should never be directly on the roads. Told him to use bush lines and trees or even better, follow roads from a couple hundred meters away and stay crouched near settlements, especially during the day. Then I hooked him up with a few cans of tuna and a half filled cantean and told him there was a stream nearby he could fill it up at. Told him good luck and started the long trek back up north so I could loot military buildings that were already cleared out from within by server hoppers. My point is I'm generally a pretty nice guy and I do like helping people. But if I'm really tired and or bored I can turn into a sociopath. It being night time inscreases the chances of that by a large margin.

I've heard a lot of ridiculously retarded things being called pay to win but this guy is by far the troll to slay all trolls. I'm gonna go ahead and buy TrackIR 5 (flight simmer so I should have it anyway) and that should mean that I will be the best player ever.

I'm all for a timer but I don't think your character should be able to log off at all while it is bleeding. You can alt f4 all you want but if I hit you and you're bleeding out then you're either going to bleed until you die or I am going to find you and finish the job.

I was camping Balota airfield yesterday near the barracks waiting to murder server hoppers. Wasn't long before two people logged onto the server and I saw two guys running towards the barracks. It was night and I was prone in the grass in front of the barracks and one of them ran right past me. As he came out I fired but the dot in 3rd person fires lower than iron scopes so I just shot the dirt in front of me. I moved a bit over to a house next to them and crouched in a dark corner and waited. About 2 minutes later the guy I had shot at with a big ass sniper rifle ran past me. I shot him in the back and blood started squirting out of him. He combat logged and his buddy said over mic drop your weapon dude. I told him to go fk himself and as he came around the corner we shot at eachother. I died, he probably didn't. If you're such a little whuss that you have to combat log and server hop to gear up and stay alive then maybe you should go play Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

If it was he wouldn't have made this thread. No harm at all in asking about what is promised so kindly get off your horse.

Got the game yesterday and spent 2 hours or so gearing up. Had plenty of food and water and everything else I needed except for a weapon. I ended up on the outskirts of Zelenogorsk at a farm (one of the old refueling areas from the mod) and went upstairs in this workshop. I turned and there in a doorway facing away from me was a dude fully decked out in military gear. Dammit I should have known better. I should have ran. But I just froze. I put my hands on my head as he turned and said friendly I have nothing just looking for food in my mic. He looked at me for a couple of seconds and then shot me in the face. I vowed to KOS from now on. But I'm really not like that. I want to survive, not grief. So after awhile I was back at it. Managed to find an M4 at the Balota airfield. Was pitch black out but I was too paranoid to use my flashlight so I turned my brightness and gamma up. Light enough to see around you but not light enough to see loot but w/e. I was heading back to Balota to find some water because I was extremely thirsty and I saw this dude in front of me just standing there. I pointed my gun at him and he looked in my general direction. He whipped out his flashlight and said in his mic oh man oh god dude please don't kill me I just spawned I literally have nothing. I told him I wasn't going to kill him and that there were zombies near the buildings I'd already looted. He wished me a merry christmas and I headed off to Balota. Now here's where I start feeling bad. I saw a flashlight dancing around in Balota. So I stalked him for a bit realizing that he had already looted everything. He was a fresh spawn but he had all of the food and water in town and I REALLY needed water. So he stopped in a building and I heard him drinking. I yelled BEEEAAAARRRRRRGHGHHGHGH in my mic, ran up to him, and shot him in the head while he was drinking. I took all of his water and headed back north. I've been avoiding people, watching them. I'm still alive. I think today I will camp at barracks and shoot anyone that server hops into them because I'm tired of finding nothing at any of them.

^ this

Guy with no name (maybe spaces?) joined the server. There was an A-10 flying around shortly after he joined. Avoid the server for now. 2:50pm central time. I disconnected immediately but I have guys on teamspeak confirming he is still in the server. Do not join.

Yeah I saw you join. There's two guys named pickles and frostybeans doing it. Pickles is wearing [NoT] clan tags but is not associated with [NoT]. He died in the A-10 and a couple of minutes later was at NW airfield with an M4 and ghillie suit. They killed a [NoT] guy and we logged but one of our other guys was listening to them talk in direct coms saying that they knew I was in the area. Soon, a ghillie suited guy comes out from behind a tree and my buddy can hear them saying dude there's [my game name] right there. As soon as he stopped I put four DMR rounds into his head and killed him and sure enough it was Pickles. These asshats will be getting banned.

Dude that's what the mean guys are saying. The game ISN'T polished and HASN'T been polished in a DECADE. ARMA veterans love it for what it is, good and bad. To really love something or someone is to love them in spite of their faults. Will ARMA3 be any better? Fuck no. It will have prettier graphics and probably some more tactical realism but it still won't be polished and I'm still preordering it to play IT not DayZ. Won't be seeing you in COD because I quit playing that shit after COD4. Some of us have been around for 11 years without telling the devs what to do. You've been here 11 minutes and you're already making suggestions to them? LOL fuck off kid.

You and people like you are what is wrong with this picture. I have been playing ARMA/OFP for 11 years now and I have seen a FLOOD of little COD kids into my precious SIMULATOR. Here are some tips so noobs like you can avoid lots of tears. Please keep in mind I have been playing DayZ for less than a week, have already found a clan, am fully geared, and have murdered several fully geared people including one guy at 400m with a headshot from my Enfield at the time. 1- Don't play a simulator expecting to not have to learn how to play it. Falcon 4.0 had a manual probably as long as a real F-16 manual. The learning curve isn't steep. Your ability or will to learn is just shallow. 2- Don't buy a game specifically just to play a mod for it. That is just DUMB. 3- If you insist on doing number 2, play the game and learn the game before you just mod the shit out of it. I swear you people are a virus. 4- Don't just buy games because your COD or brony friend told you "amigawd tis game is teh buttsecks it rawks!" There have been demos available for this game for a decade and if demos aren't available I go the illegal route and pirate them as a way of renting them for an hour or three. If I like them I buy them. If I don't like them I uninstall them. Wouldn't have to resort to this if the game and movie industries would stop shoving the same shit down our throats year after year. 5- Let me reiterate a point I made in number 4 with caps just to get my point across. THERE HAS BEEN DEMOS AVAILABLE FOR THIS GAME OR SERIES OF GAMES THAT REALLY HASN'T CHANGED MUCH FOR A DECADE. I really wish DayZ would point out on its front page just how hardcore or non-mainstream ARMA can be. This is NOT a run and gun game. It is for people who think about what they are doing instead of just sprinting around a tiny map shooting everything that moves. Please, let the door hit your ass on the way out and spread the word that this game (ARMA and DayZ) is not for people like you.

Oh and make US 555 come back to life please. I have a date with a guy at Elektro at 2am and I don't want to be late.

Poor people will always envy the rich. I am sorry that you cannot afford rice.

I found an M136 and two missiles for it at the NW airfield.

You spent money to support yourself, not the community. Now get back to your high paying job and buy yourself a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up.

Yes there you go! Not only question and ridicule a person's motives for playing THEIR game on THEIR time with THEIR money but also tell them how to play. I don't always play chick characters. But when I do, potato. Get off your high horse fuckwit.

Yes your issue definitely needs addressed. Piece of shit admins like you need permanently removed from power. Fuck you and your stupid gestapo mentality. On this playground, pushing and shoving is welcome. If you don't like being pushed or shoved, GET OFF THE PLAYGROUND. As for your money. Don't make me laugh. When I buy a tank in World of Tanks and they change it after I bought it I don't get a refund. If I get banned from World of Warcraft for saying that cancer is funny I don't get a refund. Theres things called EULA that you obviously failed to read otherwise this thread wouldn't exist in the first place. You are entitled to nothing. You broke the rules. You were called out. You admited to the infraction and then tried to justify it only making yourself look a hell of a lot more dumb. Kudos.