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ninjaholic

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  1. ninjaholic

    No female zombies?

    What?
  2. ninjaholic

    Check Check You Are Dead!

    Butthurt detected.
  3. ninjaholic

    No female zombies?

    A thousand beans to you sir.
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    Banditry exploded

    For the record: If you're not a woman or a child and there was a real zombie apocalypse going on, I would kill you first opportunity and use your muscles to feed myself and bait more zombies. So I'd do it in-game if it let me.
  5. ninjaholic

    What has happened to this community?

    Viral, is the word you're looking for.
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    Banditry exploded

    If it happened every day, people would just complain about it on the forums.
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    Banditry exploded

    @Huntra You mean like this?
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    Banditry exploded

    I've only been killed once in the hills above Electro, but that's a given. In fairness, I was scouting for snipers without a weapon for another sniper team as bait. My character after is 7 days old so far. And I've been all over the place and passed many characters who I didn't shoot and didn't shoot me after I declared friendly and we passed each other without incident. Now though, I operate on a NOT DEAD - SHOOT IT policy because I've got shiny things.
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    Banditry exploded

    Guys, guns & zombies. Trapped on a coast. What the hell you think was gonna happen? Wall all gather round a bus and sing Kumbaya together?
  10. ninjaholic

    DayZ - Gille Suit m.m for female

    This is turning in to a sexist thread. Let's keep the kitchen and sandwich talk for another day?
  11. ninjaholic

    What has happened to this community?

    I think everyone's gone mental paranoid because there's hackers and bandits all over the place. I'll shoot anyone I don't know at this stage.
  12. ninjaholic

    DayZ - Gille Suit m.m for female

    And people wonder why there aren't any girls on the internet...
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    ALT F4 Survey

    Anyone mention aliens? I wanted to ALT F4 but I was busy being probed like someone stuffing stolen bank notes up a chimney. @ #47 I gave my beans so fast it could be considered assault. Completely agreed with every single word. Even the spaces between.
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    DayZ - Gille Suit m.m for female

    DID YOU PUT YOUR DEVIL INSIDE HER? It's relevant. Lols will be had.
  15. ninjaholic

    Survival tips for noobs!

    Press L for flashlight ... ?
  16. Fact: Fallout 2 is the greatest Fallout made. Fact: Deus Ex is the most awesome FPSRPG ever made. Warren Spector still laughs at us because we have to say Dayoo Sex. Die.
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    Inception's thoughts on 1.7.2.4 [tl;dr].

    Although Anne Hathaway can have my beans anytime.
  18. I just installed it again. GOD DAMMNIT. Also, Mods. There are some UN-FUCKING-REAL good mods for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Like weather mods, texture mods, gun-accuracy mods, player-bob removal mods. Most of them are good. Just make copies of your game folder before installing in case it hits the fan. The multiplayer is epic fun. But yea, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is prob the closest to Dayz you're gonna get to than in any other game. Fallout 3 is good if you're in to anything dystopian or post-apocalyptic and is a great game on it's own. Deus Ex? That game moulded my future. IT'S NEVER NOT BEEN INSTALLED. Uninstalling it angers the DentonS. SO SAY WE ALL!
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    Inception's thoughts on 1.7.2.4 [tl;dr].

    Catwoman?! That's GOT to be a first...
  20. ninjaholic

    No female zombies?

    That said, there should probably be female zombies. For realism. Not so I can pollute YouTube with questionable behaviour with female zombie cadvers.
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    No female zombies?

    FYI: Don't google "gay zombies".
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    No female zombies?

    But gay zombie parties are the BEST PARTIES!
  23. ninjaholic

    ALT F4 Survey

    When I hear people ask that I tell them to grow some balls. I still think that the frequency of ALT F4 events is much worse than the hacking that's going on.
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