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Everything posted by ninjaholic
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Check Check You Are Dead!
ninjaholic replied to GeneralMcCain's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Butthurt detected. -
A thousand beans to you sir.
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For the record: If you're not a woman or a child and there was a real zombie apocalypse going on, I would kill you first opportunity and use your muscles to feed myself and bait more zombies. So I'd do it in-game if it let me.
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My 5th Day playing Day Z adventure finding a gillie and m24
ninjaholic replied to colsteel's topic in New Player Discussion
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What has happened to this community?
ninjaholic replied to mordrag's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Viral, is the word you're looking for. -
If it happened every day, people would just complain about it on the forums.
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@Huntra You mean like this?
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I've only been killed once in the hills above Electro, but that's a given. In fairness, I was scouting for snipers without a weapon for another sniper team as bait. My character after is 7 days old so far. And I've been all over the place and passed many characters who I didn't shoot and didn't shoot me after I declared friendly and we passed each other without incident. Now though, I operate on a NOT DEAD - SHOOT IT policy because I've got shiny things.
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Guys, guns & zombies. Trapped on a coast. What the hell you think was gonna happen? Wall all gather round a bus and sing Kumbaya together?
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This is turning in to a sexist thread. Let's keep the kitchen and sandwich talk for another day?
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What has happened to this community?
ninjaholic replied to mordrag's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think everyone's gone mental paranoid because there's hackers and bandits all over the place. I'll shoot anyone I don't know at this stage. -
And people wonder why there aren't any girls on the internet...
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Anyone mention aliens? I wanted to ALT F4 but I was busy being probed like someone stuffing stolen bank notes up a chimney. @ #47 I gave my beans so fast it could be considered assault. Completely agreed with every single word. Even the spaces between.
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DID YOU PUT YOUR DEVIL INSIDE HER? It's relevant. Lols will be had.
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Press L for flashlight ... ?
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Best DayZ singleplayer alternative game?
ninjaholic replied to schaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Fact: Fallout 2 is the greatest Fallout made. Fact: Deus Ex is the most awesome FPSRPG ever made. Warren Spector still laughs at us because we have to say Dayoo Sex. Die. -
Inception's thoughts on 1.7.2.4 [tl;dr].
ninjaholic replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Although Anne Hathaway can have my beans anytime. -
Best DayZ singleplayer alternative game?
ninjaholic replied to schaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I just installed it again. GOD DAMMNIT. Also, Mods. There are some UN-FUCKING-REAL good mods for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Like weather mods, texture mods, gun-accuracy mods, player-bob removal mods. Most of them are good. Just make copies of your game folder before installing in case it hits the fan. The multiplayer is epic fun. But yea, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is prob the closest to Dayz you're gonna get to than in any other game. Fallout 3 is good if you're in to anything dystopian or post-apocalyptic and is a great game on it's own. Deus Ex? That game moulded my future. IT'S NEVER NOT BEEN INSTALLED. Uninstalling it angers the DentonS. SO SAY WE ALL! -
Inception's thoughts on 1.7.2.4 [tl;dr].
ninjaholic replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Catwoman?! That's GOT to be a first... -
Best DayZ singleplayer alternative game?
ninjaholic replied to schaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. -
That said, there should probably be female zombies. For realism. Not so I can pollute YouTube with questionable behaviour with female zombie cadvers.
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FYI: Don't google "gay zombies".
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But gay zombie parties are the BEST PARTIES!
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When I hear people ask that I tell them to grow some balls. I still think that the frequency of ALT F4 events is much worse than the hacking that's going on.