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I killed the admins of AUS48, then they kicked me and reset server... it's annoying and theres nothing we can do about it. but im still pretty butthurt.

gooby pls

Yes that is true. you make a tent by finding one in a grocery store or similar Redisdental loot building. Yes, other people can loot your tent. If your tent is destroyed by grenade or vehicle, it will despawn and your items will be lost. If you forgot were you put it, then owell.jpg Sidenote: tents only apply to the server you put them on, if you put it on Example#00, they wont be there on Example#500

I met a really cool hacker called "Sean" once, we met in cherno market where over direct com he told me to dance, i then noticed what i first thought was that thermal sniper, but then realized it a as50 and also thermal, which i knew was a hacked in gun. not being a cunt i didnt alt f4 and i danced and we laughed and shit but then got killed by like 50 zombies, as godmode doesnt make you immune from zombies. so off i went to respawn on the same server (kinda dumb) and then as i was running to elektro i heard a horn beeping, and then a bus come towards me. i got in the bus and plugged in my mic and we talked for a bit as we drove into elektro. he gave me a winchester (i asked for his AS50 thermal but he said that was unfair ;_ ; , and we teleported around to different players playing some KPop over direct com and over message yelling get in the bus or die! if they did we had a blast just driving around, if they didn't i hopped out and shot them :P in the end sean turned me into a rabbit because he thought it was abusing the game to tele to people and kill them if they didnt want a bus ride (tbh it was but meh) and we kept on driving. was an absolute blast when he despawned all our weapons and tele'd the bus *with everyone on the server pretty much , about 15 lol to elektro and then planted tonnes of satchel charges and made us run. Absolute blast.

lulwut.

look at all the accounts with 1-20 posts saying how great this is, there were totally not made by him to make this sound good, nah /sarcasm

SOOO MANY FAKE ACCOUNTS USED TO PROMOTE ARERRRGGH

Stranded outside NW airfield towards the north, can travel a bit to meet you (non broken legs) Ill PM server. i have a bloodbag on me.

Died. Fuck life. /thread

DayZCommander. sixupdater is poo.

Leaving the title as girls because i'm sure it will attract peoples attention :D I'm Just wondering how many of you are girls, play as a girl skin and why you would play as a girl? I am a girl and i play as a girl :)

i have found atleast 30 mountain dew cans and still only 1 ghillie suit, and only 1 DMR, 1 As50, 1 Camo outfit, and 1 NVG. If only...

No1 sees that this is a parody? >.> people

Soda does nothing, however food heals 200 blood. /thread

DayZ commander lets you see it.

Use DayZ commander. so much better.

Ok, so i was on a fresh spawn (my char died >.<) and i was chilling in the barn outside the NE of Cherno. after fooling around and finding no ammo for my already empty double barrel shotty (really fresh spawn here) i decided to leave and just head for the woods. but i fell off. we all know what happens when we fall off a 5 metre high building.... bye bye 6k hp and legs. i was left with 6.5k hp and broken legs, but close to cherno hospital, just with no weapon on a full server :L. my first thought was to request a medic to my location, but that would take too long/ i would probs die, so i decided to trek to cherno hospital crawling. after a long long time of crawling i spotted a guy with an ak looting the low spawning houses (the ones with 4 rooms) and he didn't see me thankfully. so i continued forward, hoping to sneak in, get morphine and gtfo. and amazingly in a populated cherno i actually did it. so after looting the hospital (which had already been broken into) i was about to run back to the barn. mission accomplished right? it didn't end there though, just as i began to leave i saw the church. being a cunt i headed towards it and looted in. b00m like 4 rounds for my shotgun and a watch or whatever shit. so i was really happy and whatevs i was geared pretty well, hunting knife and hatchet and stuff. all i needed was matches. and were do you find matches? the groccery store of course! well so i headed of to the store, tumbling along. after i managed to find the store it was looted. this was a worry for me but i still wanted those goddayum matches so i could survive in the wild. the second i stepped foot into that store alarm bells in my head went of something like this.... ITS A TRAP & HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET & wuaahhahahaaaaaaa *panick spinning gun* after my initial panic i realised i was being shot. lucky for me it was just a kid with a m1911 in the corner and not a good gun. he shot a good 5 bullets at me but i survived with 2kish hp and emptied my shotguns rounds into him. crisis averted right? nope. not only did our shots attract zombies, that ak guy came running at my direction, and i was stuck in the store with low blood and a double barrel, so i was really boned now. but then i remembered the best survival tactic of history, hide in dead guys! so as the guy with the AK came in to loot the store and investigate the gunshots he walked straight past my proned in the guy i just killed, and i blasted him to death too. after taking my well earned matches and getting the fuck out of there i was prepared to log out, all smug with my shiney new AK, M1911, bino's, compass matches knife and pretty much everything i headed towards the barn to log out. a last second decision told me to loot the barn before logging out, so i did and on the very last corner of the barn, that crappy CZ sniper. but that didn't matter to me. now my new spawned character (1 hour spawnish) was as equipted as my main was (16 days alive lots of hours) just with lower tier sniper and non silenced pistols and stuff. Braking your legs = reward.

Arrg, missed this one.

I wan't a tractor ;_;

i like this math.

No.

Nope. Enjoy.

Day Z is a pretty nice Sniper simulator.

Ahh i would hate this, as i'd be on every servers board :l if it does get implemented, i'd better watch my back :)