Bawbag

I would pay £30 for the standalone, less if it was an add on for Arma 3. Liked the interview btw love that T shirt Rocket :D

Photoshop!!!

well that's 1:40 of my life I wont get back...

Aye...

The hoards are manic after the patch, love it but it does make situations like yours difficult.

Posted this in the other thread by mistake: I happened to join UK3 yesterday for a brief period while trying to get pat the 'waiting server response' issue. Vpope was on and locked the server while everyone who was in black screen had loaded. He asked everyone to say when they were in and then unlocked it. Stop being so paranoid, it's Alpha there will be issues which require admins to do things like this to allow people to get into a game. I spent 3 hours trying to get in a server yesterday and the only one that went through was UK3 so keep locking it while people load guys :)

I happened to join UK3 yesterday for a brief period while trying to get pat the 'waiting server response' issue. Vpope was on and locked the server while everyone who was in black screen had loaded. He asked everyone to say when they were in and then unlocked it. Stop being so paranoid, it's Alpha there will be issues which require admins to do things like this to allow people to get into a game. I spent 3 hours trying to get in a server yesterday and the only one that went through was UK3 so keep locking it while people load guys :)

haha how true, I never read that part. Fuds.

Wow what a terrifying name, how long did it take to think that up? You guys scare me already with a name like that.

I don't know if this really counts as being a bandit but it was a murder so I guess it does... Picture the scene, my first night spawn, I am in the hills above Cherno. I have no flares because I chucked them for food during the day. I can't see a fkin thing and begin to wander around in the dark. People are on chat trying to meet up for safety, hoping that they can find strength in numbers....... Then I see the first flare, it must be 2 or 3 K from my hilltop position. I head towards it. Another flare goes up and I see the outskirts of town in the eerie red light. I reach the buildings at the edge of town as the last flare goes off, it is outside the church by the looks of it, I am only a few streets away and start to take things a little slower. I have 1 mag in my pistol and nothing else. I hear some shots go off close by, then... CHAT RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently some guy was waiting in the church for the two 'friendlies' who had agreed to meet up. They were not happy but the dude who killed them was having a merry time telling them not to 'look so unfriendly' next time. I walked through the church door while he was looting the corpses and smack talking them on chat. I had time to stand behind him while he gloated, the prick didn't know what hit him. I emptied the whole mag into the cunt while he screamed. He never stood a chance. I T-bagged the corpse before raiding it, what a haul. Larger backpack, binoculars, compass, watch, 3 blood bags, knife, matches. The list went on. LMAO this guy must have been surviving for a while but not anymore. He disconnected without saying a word while I headed to the hills, killed a sheep and cut myself some nice steak to round off a most enjoyable session. I would like to say thanks to the cunt for collecting all the gear for me but next time try and get me a map FFS :P. Normally I don't go on the bandit trail but karma caught up with this dude and he paid heavily. I have no illusion that the same fate will probably come to me at some point but for now, I am eating steak and supping blood like it was red wine :D