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I want the ability to slap a zombie or possibly nouggie them.

Aspie as fuck.

Tanks aren't so bad they're clearly an exploit from miles away. Yesterday I'm in the rail yard at Elektro and I hear a vehicle cruising up along the road by the railway. I hit the deck and crawl behind the platform. The offroader stops on the road just past the gate and one guy gets out and runs into the railyard, it must be a scout and they've come for the fuel. Then he seems to be running straight for me, I'm 50 yards away and hidden behind the platform. I get ready for him to show himself. Next thing I know four explosions go off in as many seconds just inside the railyard gates each about 10m apart, clearly somebody with a grenade launcher is trying to take out the scout. I shit my pants, the scout ran the other way back to the vehicle, I got up and ran into an industrial building to alt+f4.

The silly chaps who try to own Elektro on UK6 dun goof'd. They left their sniper post unmanned, so I just removed ALL barbed wire fences, hedgehogs and sandbags from the police station, church and fire station, around 20 in all. So if you're in Elektro and in need of supplies, have at it while the going is good. I filled my backpack with as much food as I can carry and I'm off to distribute it to the newly spawned defenseless peasants. Look at all the sweet loot I found too, GPS, Binocs, ammo and food out the ass. U jelly?

DayZ Commander is Great dotjosh I use it erryday, thanks for your work.

Yes I drink tea playing DayZ, I'm not a fucking philistine here. Quite. I generally drink the type that comes in a tea bag and I brew the shit out of it until the enormous mug I have is the colour of a rich mahogany. I drink it usually with either a splash of milk or a fist full of go pebbles.

^^^ Contain your jelly. Elitist 1% oligarch New World Order scumbag. (Yes I counterjelly.) I tooled up with all this loot in about 30 minutes though and simultaneously ruined some bandits defenses. Feels good.

Becoming paranoid means that the terrorists have won. If everyone avoids everyone else and they are in fear thinking 'that's the only way to be safe' because one time one ungrateful 12 year old shit all over them with a Makarov then of course people are going to be killing each other on sight. It's a classic cycle of violence. I helped 3 guys today, killed a bandit, killed another guy who shot at me and also killed a friendly who I presumed was a bandit until he shouted friendly (I tried to save him but he glitched and was somehow alive with -13 blood, bandaging him/blood transfusion didn't work, he eventually died). At another time and another place I might have killed those I helped today, they might have killed me, or maybe I would be helping one of those guys I fragged. No-one has perfect judgement ever but we can all do a little better then "I presume everyone else is trying to kill me, at all times". I think tomorrow I will load a backpack up with beans and then go distribute them to new spawns and the defenseless, maybe even some players with weapons. So if you're walking past an alleyway and a shady guy is in the shadows in there is saying "ey you, ey. you want some beans?..." please don't kill me because you think it's an act of provocation.

Totally. Chernarus is massive though so I don't see that being a problem.

I'm not keen on the radiation thing. Radiation is generally overplayed in today's culture and I find it tedious. As for maps New Zealand would make a perfect one. Maybe New Zealand could be the only place the infection hasn't totally taken over and so people start to head there, whatever I don't give a shit about back story but I think the islands would make great maps.

I personally only need one vehicle in DayZ, and that's the 3pm Cherno to Elektro Express. ATV, GAZ, Huey? No thanks, not one of them can touch the exhilarating pace and exultation experienced by rail. Oh what's that? You've never seen a train in the game? That's because you haven't seen me running around Elektro screaming "Woo-Wooo! Zombey Train son!" on the mic pursued by anywhere upto 30 agrod zombies. Need to get through an area of town without getting shot? Zombie train baby. Nobody shoots you when you have two dozen agrod zombies on your ass, they probably start Fraps. Well it was all just a ruse, a fiendish and cunning plan of mine. Once I'm where I want to be I ditch the zombies and snatch up your shit. Zombie Train: get on my level.

Spawn points on the coast are probably best if you want to make friends. Nobody there has serious weapons on them yet so people are marginally less paranoid then otherwise. I ran into a guy in Elektro today and helped him tool up and raid the hospital and shop, before that I raided Balota Airfield with some people I met on the shore. Today was a good day in Chernarus.

>2011 >running around Cherno SHAGGIDY

We also need child molesters to stop people getting raped when they're older. >DAT LOGICAL TROLL

I was sneaking into the NW Airfield alone the other day and it was eerily quiet, couldn't pickup anyone with my binocs but I kept stealth and crept in. I'm in the second hanger and all of a sudden I hear a mass of zombies. I look up to the control tower, then the firestation, still no-one around. Then I see the army of zombies running through the middle of the airfield after one solitary guy sprinting the entire length of it, I just watch to see if anyone else shows up or takes a shot. He makes it into the Control Tower. After dipping into all the hangers I see he's now on the roof of the control tower cowering from the couple of zombies who followed him up, like 5 minutes go by before he gets down and goes inside for loot. I head to the fire station - and this is when I fuck up. He hadn't seen me, and clearly there was no-one else around or they would've taken him out long ago. He's still in that control tower and judging by all the loot I found I figure he must be tooling up nicely. I climb the tower of the fire station inside and think what if I send a few zombies his way while I loot this place, don't want to run into him. I then tried to throw a smoke grenade at the control tower, covering me and attracting zombies to him. It never made it out the window and the top of the fire station tower starts spewing red smoke alerting literally everything for a few miles that some fucking retard is at the fire station. FUCK, won't be trying that again. So I'm thinking I got to get the fuck outta there! In the rush down the stairs I fall and my character glitches out of the fire station tower onto the roof and I break my leg and am bleeding out fast. FUCK. I bandage up and take morphine just in time to see him walking up the stairs AK-74 aimed up the tower at the mass of red smoke and I unload my AK into his head, he didn't get a shot off. And that's how I got my first murder. What Quality of people hit the NW airfield these days?...I think I answered your question.

Roger that. Hide yo' bike, hide you GAZ. Coz' I'm comin for it.

"anyone else want some of this shit??" >my sides

That sounds legitimately retarded OP but whatever floats your boat.

Sounds good. There are plenty of bandits organizing theirselves in this way. It makes sense that vigilantes do the same. Just wait til we have moles in the bandits group and they have moles in our vigilantes group. Getting all 'The Departed' up in this mod and then Mark Wahlberg walks up in a tracksuit and shoots Matt Damon's face all over the door. Yes. This is all sounding good to me.

Check this out for some blueprints to work from - http://techreport.com/articles.x/23204/1 The 460 is a good cheap card and spending more for diminishing returns makes little sense especially if you have to sacrifice on the CPU front to do so. As others have said I would go the Intel route however.

All looks fine to me. I'd opt for a 2GB graphics card if you can though, shouldn't be a big price difference and will last longer. SSD isn't really a priority if you're mainly gaming, it just makes levels load a few seconds faster and doesn't boost visual performance. Check out the systems guide here for comparison - http://techreport.com/articles.x/23204/1

That's true for many on the zero-sum side of things but for those who lean more towards cooperation(and there are lots of them) a non-hostile gesture is very useful. Come to think of it I have seen people use the salute gesture to signify non-aggression, so this isn't a priority in anyway.

The ability to raise your hands up showing that you are not a threat would be good and might make interactions a little smoother then two people going face to face with guns in hand.

This happens to all of us. Get it? You can't justify using powers that no-one else has in the game because you met the exact same fate that we all do on a regular basis. I'm glad you posted, it was a good read. Now let your story serve as a warning and let it go.

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