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UK 25 is running DayZ Antihax, Community Banlist and something else which enhances BattlEye (Battleye Extended Controls/iBattle?). I think it must be running some other things also but that's a good starting point.

UK 25 is doing exactly this. It also drops your connection if any scripting attempts are detected. You mad brah?

I have actually dreamt about DayZ after playing late into the night, weird I know. What if you woke up tomorrow and found that these last few months you've actually been in a coma, and that DayZ, Mountain Dew and autorun macros don't even exist in the real world? Now that's a nightmare.

Ooohh, sounds like OP is in looove. :D I play this game almost entirely as a friendly because it's more challenging. Shoot-on-sight is for the weak and the scared, 95% of players do it according to a survey I just made up. Knowing who to trust and when to trust them is a far harder skill to master then clicking a mouse button. It adds a lot more variety and in my opinion is more entertaining too. That said, I would've killed him too. That's one shady muffucka.

Correct, the Enfield alerts more zombies but the Double-Barrel sounds louder to players I believe, it also sounds far more impressive then it actually is. I've had numerous groups of people scatter shouting "WTF was that?" at each other over direct chat when I've snuck up on them and fired, It keeps me amused.

Its happened to me twice too, both times I was in the middle of nowhere, wearing a Ghillie, on a low population server. Skiddies generally need to wait until you are motionless before they can hit you so it makes a decent amount of sense.

I like the loudness of the Double-Barrel. I love hearing newbies whimper as I sneak up on them and fire over their head.

That game looks good boy. Will give it a spin.

Yeah, or go into ArmA 2: OA, go to Scenarios and US Showcase you can try all the vehicles and weapons used by the US Army.

We should at least be involuntarily farting on the reg after eating so many beans. Maybe they should add combat nappies to the game also.

wut.

Thank God these aren't real. I had some doubt enter my mind thinking that rocket had let the artists run wild and ruin the visuals completely. Screw you OP.

Yeah that's not me...but I wish it had been. You know this guys is sitting on HUNDREDS OF BEANS right now...

Is your computer in kept in the freezer? There's no way that is right. Sometimes the temperature monitoring software screws up the calibration so I would try another program. The NVIDIA software is probably the best source.

Haha yeah I was worried. Is that the CPU temp, case temp or GPU temp though? Also was it taken under load (i.e. while having played for 20+ minutes) or when idle (not doing anything intensive)?

I presume you can do it from within the NVIDIA software, I'm using AMD so it's their Catalyst software for me. You can get their latest drivers/software here http://www.nvidia.co...aspx?lang=en-uk If not then your graphics card probably came with some software from the manufacturer. But if it's factory overclocked then the thermal management should be fine. That's too hot. You need a better case or more fans in it. Edit: Celsius or Fahrenheit?

Yeah, sounds like a temperature related thing. Use SpeedFan or CoreTemp and play the game for a half hour and check what your temperatures are at. Most recent CPUs will self-throttle if they overheat. It's more likely that your graphics card overheated and it caused your graphics driver to fail. This has actually happened to me a couple of times, but I had a 20% overclock on the card, I scaled it back to 15% and it works fine. If you have overclocked roll it back, update your NVIDIA drivers to the latest they may include a thermal throttling update and clean the dust from your PC as already suggested.

I've noticed that sometimes when a skiddie kills me my bones break and I don't lose any blood, but I still die (you need to be using the debug HUD to notice this now). If you were low on blood and had just lit a fire though... it means you were a sitting duck. It's quite possible that someone shot you in a limb, breaking it and causing enough blood loss to kill you, and you just didn't hear the shot before you died (the deafness is temporary and occurs during some injuries, but sometimes you won't hear a shot before you die, especially if it's from a sniper far away).

Beans for being potentially the funniest thing I'll read all day.

They're all slightly different resolutions which is weird and makes me side with them being fake. I'm pretty sure devs are capable of resizing images proportionally. Edit: Unless they were cropped which the first one at least could be, derp.

Neither TinEye or Google image results can find a match for any of these. Where did you even get them?

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This is pretty common in DayZ, I don't know how many times I've had other people tell me their heart is pounding out of their chest or they're shaking, it's all the adrenaline. I've had my heart pounding out of my chest while playing and have fired rashly wasting ammo and time, but I've not so much the hands spazzing out thing. I have definitely had my hands spazz out during other adrenaline junkie activities though. You can control this by the way Buddhist monks are experts at it, but it takes practice and awareness. Good skill to have.

Motion to change the label on cans of beans to read "Bean's" adding grammar flaws to the game, making it far more realistic. :beans:

The 'crack' originates from the bullet not the gun, it is the result of a sonic boom which occurs when a suitably large object travels through air at over the speed of sound. You hear the crack as the bullet passes you, or comes close enough to you. The bang of course comes from the explosion of the cartridge within the gun. With most weapons the bang and crack arrive within a very short space of time. Sniper bullets travel at extremely high velocity and if they travel far enough the crack and bang may be separated by a few seconds of delay. If you didn't hear the crack but did hear the bang this could be because the guy was hitting trees or the ground between you and him. Bullets that land short of you would produce a much quieter crack then bullets that pass you by, theoretically. I have experienced the 'lack of a crack' while being sniped at on occasion also and presume this is the reason why.