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  1. I still dont quite understand why you posted on the forums instead of just playing the game.
  2. Did u seriously say you just built a computer, but have no idea what the parts do? Really? U atually posted on the forums rather than just playing the game? Not sure if lazy Or 12 year old that likes to be spoonfed answers
  3. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    Anyone else have the same death statistics as me?

    I cant recall the last time i died to a legit player. I died to zombies a few times, been a while tho. I stay away from civilization and just build a stupid little campsite that gets looted :)
  4. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    Good News 9/21

    Its an old fashion "stand out". No progress is made, and nothing is lost. The only difference is the message itself.
  5. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    To anyone thinking of hacking

    Criminals create jobs, its called law enforcement. Same thing applies to hackers. Also sometimes hackers buy hacks from someone, right? Then of course they get banned by the anti-hack department.... Then sometimes they re-purchase the game. Even if it was pirated, they still create jobs :) Prove me wrong
  6. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    To anyone thinking of hacking

    "Hackers" create jobs and actually help generate $$$ for the game companies
  7. Still an awesome laptop though. Treat yo self
  8. You might want to double check that laptop gpu. A laptop could have an amazing card, but still be inferior to and old pc gpu. Regardless of what people said a few years ago, laptops are not for hardcore gaming. Dont expect a $2000 laptop to be anywhere close to a $800 pc. The pc will blow it away
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    DayZ Standalone Images? (Fake)

    http://imgur.com/a/j591m derp :)
  10. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    DayZ Standalone Images? (Fake)

    http://imgur.com/a/j591m"]http://imgur.com/a/j591m The real mystery is: Who was the first person to claim that these are dayz pics? (you) Why would you make this post? (promote your YouTube/twitch) Need proof? It's all in this thread. Gonna go back and edit your posts now? Maybe Have you spammed this forum in the past with shameless plugs to your channel? Yes. When Did I figure out this whole scooby doo mystery? As soon as you made this thread. Detective sandwich closes another case.
  11. Warning: I don't care if you disagree. So.. Yeah.. Zombies should matter.. Run into the biggest city crawling with hundreds of zombies? No problem How to make this game less of a joke? Zombies should matter. Much higher health, full speed in doors. Want to raid the airfield? Currently: login to empty server, loot, maybe kill a zombie or 2 with perfectly aligned headshots. Repeat until fully geared (for pvp of course) Zombie survival mode: take your friends, bring weapons you had to scavenge from minor loot spawns, use your brain, clear a path... U know.. Like in every zombie movie ever? Perhaps if teamwork was required and zombies were a threat, there would be less KOS and more "uh oh, zombie aggro". if you disagree, fuck off
  12. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    DayZ Standalone Images? (Fake)

    Confirmed fake pics. Typing this on my phone, I'll post the official link when I have copy/paste functions. Btw there's like 20 more photos by the same guy on google right now, just search it and ull find the link saying the dude faked them to promote photoshop skills on resume
  13. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    DayZ Standalone Images? (Fake)

    Also, cleverly disguised photoshop fakes for marketing scam. Who would be low enough to spam these on the forums, perhaps they have spammed before. Hmm if they spammed before then they must have a reason for all of this work. Hmmmmm now who would be the most likely candidate for such a scam Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    DayZ Standalone Images? (Fake)

    Why be pumped about these photos? All I see is endless trees and mountains. This a hunting game? ps pumped if the guy was autorunning
  15. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    How many FN FALs have you had at one time?

    Make sure u don't drop any ammo. Wait til they equip it Kill them, loot, hide body Repeat until orgasm
  16. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    Friendly Fire..

    Stopped reading at 2 helis on same server. Nuff said
  17. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    How to instantly make dayz more fun

    Got one! Anyone else? Lolololololololololol
  18. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    Low Visibility WTF guys!

    Server Based Bar does nothing 1000m+ shots don't exist anymore Dayz is cqc and hill camping </thread>
  19. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    What is your definition of hoarder?

    I used to subscribe to WoW just so I can login in the morning, check my mail, repost auctions, make money, then log out. Same with swg before wow and swtor after wow. Since dayz is the only game I have time to play, I've tried to do the same thing.. Sorta. Login, run to a city for random loot, bring it all back to my camp, organize my tents, log out. I guess that makes me a horder :) Sucks when it all gets looted/destroyed/bugged tho.
  20. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    GTX 670 FTW getting 20 FPS in cities ._.

    Diaclaimer: I didn't read anyone's Reply. Why would you come to the dayz forums to complain about this? Did you buy that gpu or did your mom? You apparently have no understanding of this game and/or have never played dayz. You also have minimal knowledge about computers (based on the information you chose to provide). Ok so... If your hardware is above recommended specs, why are you coming to the forum to complain about it? Or are you just trying to brag about your brand new gpu which I'm sure cost the same as the rest of your computer. $400 gpu with a single mechanical hard drive? No CPU listed? No ram listed? How about gpu usage statistics? Or wait.. You're gonna love this ... Dayz FPS issues are mostly related to the server you play on. Did you know that? No. Get mom to buy a $3000 Alienware (lol) computer, log on to overloaded server, get 5fps. Come to forum and qq like a spoiled brat. I hate people that just bitch and moan about problems before they even attempt to fix the fucking problem for themselves. You want to be spoon fed an answer because you are bad with computers? LEARN TO USE GOOGLE, it's not that hard. Figure shit out on your own and stop relying on other people to do the work for you. I guarantee you will fail in life unless you take my advice. Oh noes I was fired and I can't pay bills, I better go qq on a random ass forum until I'm a millionaire!!! GL
  21. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    Any tips on how to find trustworthy people?

    Run around after you spawn, find people and say friendly. If they shoot, try again. If they talk back and sound friendly, add them on Skype/mumble/team speak etc etc.. Boom. You now have a friend. Repeat until you've reached desired squad population.
  22. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    WTF - No PVP Servers?

    I have over 2 million recorded kills in all games I've ever played. I support non-pvp servers. Am I a carebear? If yes, go fuck yourself. That is all.
  23. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    WTF - No PVP Servers?

    As expected, you completely misunderstood the post even though I tried to explain it as simple as I could. Let me rephrase: If non-pvp servers exist, then this game cannot be classified as a pvp game. Shall I continue or will you continue to post without thinking?
  24. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    WTF - No PVP Servers?

    Dear OP, Go back to wow please. You are the person playing in battlegrounds 24/7 whereas people like me are running the server's economy. Your ignorance is blatantly apparent because you actually took the time to write that post rather than considering the non-pvp aspect of the game. Now before you reply "this game is pvp only just like call of duty on a bigger map", why don't you take 5 minutes and write down all of the things you do when you aren't "pvping". You'll find that pvp doesn't even take 1% of your time in DayZ... Unless you login on a hill outside of Cherno, take 10 shots with your AS50, get 1 kill, then immediately log out because you're scared. Go read a book or something.
  25. evilsandwich2 (DayZ)

    Your Best Story Of Avoiding Death Legit

    I was on a newly found dirt bike, heading to pick up a friend in stary. I was driving from our campsite where I deposited fresh loot before taking the trip to pick him up. The evac was east of stary along a dirt road. As I mashed the throttle, my squad member became visible walking on the road and I began to slow down. About 75 meters away I heard *SNAP SNAP* - I was taking fire from an unknown source at my six o'clock. I yelled to my friend, "SHOTS FIRED GET DOWN". He started to panic, shouting, "I HEAR THEM, THEY ARE BEHIND YOU". Suddenly 3 more shots *BOOM THUNK THUNK* my friend was down. I recognized the AS-50 and AKM immediately. Faced against at least 2 enemies, by myself now, I hit the throttle and began heading off road. As I weaved through a dense wooded area without crashing, more shots fired at me.. This time the AKM user was full-auto. I weaved my little dirt bike like a snowboard, narrowly missing pine trees, bushes and various other forest life. The shots continued. This is when I realized that I was within maximum range of both weapons, escape was not going to come quickly. I noticed a clearing up ahead and went for it. I hoped the forest would provide ample concealment so that I could gain some distance from these bandits. I noticed a paved road about 100m outside of the forests edge and sweat out every second it took to reach it. All the while I was taking shots *SNAP* *SNAP* I did my best to bob and weave to avoid getting hit. Once I hit the road, I mashed the turbo button and never looked back. Once I drove about 2km, i figured it was safe.. I turned off my bike and began finding a new route to pickup my fallen comrad.
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