calthehunter

No, I understood what you meant and was well aware of it's definition. You misunderstand the power of the Dew, friend. @yowobble: Non-believers everywhere! You could always save it and sneak up to the unsuspecting and plant the curse on them.

Is that Lesnoy Khrebet or Black Forest?

You misunderstand the gravity of the power of the Dew, chum. Your error, not mine.

The last thing I heard about anything sounding remotely close to Hello Kitty Online, there was mention of furry virtual orgies and catnip adbots. On topic, I'd like to point out that we should be rallying for the really killer: Removing Cherno and Elektro from the game. I mean, everytime you want to get somewhere they're in the way. You KNOW there's going to be snipers or someone looting, so you're going to have to go out of your way sneaking through the alleys until an hour into rolling prone through cherno, you get shot. Can we get a petition started? Should have done this the first time I brought it up

I didn't believe this until the first can a teammate and I found was placed in a tent on a server we commonly used for awhile, and within a couple of days the tent disappeared and the next week the server was killed off (I shit you not.)

How much are they paying you??

I saw a guy on the hospital roof the other day in elektro ("dafuq are you doing up there?") who needed blood bad. I dropped my axe and my makarav just so he would get the picture but then as he's about to leave he says, "now don't move until I've left, if you move...if you move" so I ran. lol, he freaked and ran the other way like he thought I had filled his blood just to play a game of cat-n-mouse with him. I didn't attempt to track him but had no luck. Let's hope your hero continues their ways, people like him are needed.

Free delivery, just need to meet up at a predetermined location where our associates will take care of the rest.

I heard the powers that be have said there will be some sort of delay imposed when logging out? Just think what you can do to a person in 10 seconds...

Way to read it. @OP: I feel ya, soon I'll need to get myself a job (DayZ currently isn't paying for my 8+ hour/day shifts) which will in turn result in less play time, unless I cut sleep. Hmm...

CQC. Just imagine... Edit: Wait, that's a suggestion isn't it? Change the fact that you're a helpless squid flailing about while unarmed, but have the end result be something along the lines of being able to sneak into the back of a firestation, while a small group of survivors attempt to figure out who may or may not be hostile on the inside, and I grab a fool from behind and use him as a human shield during the ensuing negotiations. Do what needs to be done to make this happen!

I always knew those YOLO f*cks smoked crack <_<

I'm not a fan of hacked weapons either.

I apologize, I got sidetracked pretty fast :P PM me if you lose that one.

belmont.thehunter777 Add me up so we can go chase peeps in elektro with axes blaring Justin Bieber and whatever else is detrimental to one's health (I kid, I kid. You're looking a ghillied greatness, my friend.)

Ever been to a Hacker's Anonymous Healing Association meeting? It's kinda like an AA meeting, but you talk about why you chose to be a foolish and immature child in a game with 40+ other real people playing. Check it out, google "H.a.h.a."

I know where you can get an M4 Holo, no trade necessary.

These two are for the bandit in you: (Please be warned, Tech N9ne's not for everyone.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9NtzdNbc3g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQZiGVROxrY

Beans for the great find first thing in the morning, I will have to investigate more

Although I find them in supermarkets more, yes. And T.G. is right, when you don't need one, you'll find 3. http://db.dayzwiki.com/buildings/37-apartment-building-1

2 tries in one thread? Your fishing doesn't seem to be paying off, friend. I couldn't get Lingor working through DayZcommander so I decided to do a manual install, which didn't work, but I have yet to be informed my CD Key is in use. I also don't run with an as50 sniping group...especially since one or more members of an "as50 sniping group" probably get those as50's through illicit means.

Never was fond of him.

Sent you a request on skype, name's belmont.thehunter777

I feel sorry for the person who knows damn well why they received a global ban, yet are on here trying to convince others that they are innocent.

Annnnnnnnnd I stopped here.