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guisho

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Everything posted by guisho

  1. WHERE WHERE? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DOUBLE POST, I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW. No just kidding, please sir can i haz moar? EDIT: Now I see it, thanks baby.
  2. Gosh I want to play this game so bad that I'm going to start a hunger strike until it's released.
  3. guisho

    Comic Series: Nooby McNoob

    This is getting better and better each day, who said Walking Dead or Breaking Bad? Nooby's my newest priority.
  4. guisho

    Very mad friends

    Delete the game and instantly cry about it.
  5. yo G000gle mah men what up brah?
  6. hahaha we said the same thing about both consoles with my friends, they have a big VHS lookalike.
  7. guisho

    DAYZ E3 Stream (Link Provided)

    Must... wait... 65... hours
  8. Shout out for the Twitch partnership BikeMan, keep up the good work!
  9. guisho

    FOR ALL THE MODERATORS!!!

    I'm sure all the mods look like these two:
  10. guisho

    FOR ALL THE MODERATORS!!!

    Thanks, we're just trying to do our job... oh wait, well now in-topic: you're right, they take their jobs in a serious way while in the meantime they also give us space to make jokes and stuff so they deserve this shout out.
  11. guisho

    E3 and our attendance

    F*** it, I'm doing my own E3 expo @ Berezino.
  12. guisho

    Dead Simulation

    I hope death messages will be removed for the sake of inmersion, that would help a lot without adding new false death animations.
  13. guisho

    Bohemia sales

    And probably an ArmA II: CO for me? I'm Derpy's cousin come on, totally legit... :(
  14. Don't blame CNN, they use the same map as the iPhone gps does.
  15. I've been ninja'd but well, E3 starts tomorrow Tuesday 11th and finishes Thursday 13th, the day that DayZ will be exposed to the entire conference room or at least be interviewed by Gamespot.
  16. Some people said that the latest ArmA OA patch gave them lag and video issues, you should try returning to the previous ArmA OA beta patch and it should resolve your problem.
  17. All of us would love that, but E3 starts tomorrow :( Well 10AM for me at the moment, though it's already Tuesday in Australia. Friggin' time travellers...
  18. guisho

    Comic Series: Nooby McNoob

    nooooooooooo poor Daisy :( Well, now with the new crafting system maybe... uhm... hahaha
  19. guisho

    Just saw Rocket again.

    am i doin it rite? don't die on me thread, MUST... KEEP... IT... ON... TOP
  20. O hablás en inglés o hablás en castellano... de todos modos no te pueden banear por "poner un mapa", así que mala suerte amigo.
  21. guisho

    The Dramatic Zombie

    So... do you come here often?
  22. guisho

    Comic Series: Nooby McNoob

    hahahaha +1 very nice ending
  23. guisho

    Comic Series: Nooby McNoob

    Can't freaking believe it, you won a ration of can of beans every day from now on. Simply amazing
  24. guisho

    Creepy stuff

    You can enter... but you can't leave.
  25. We're going to make a lot of money (or at least a lot of crafted items), mark my words bro.
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