Alfwich (DayZ)

Wait till you get some Alt-F4g that uses it to get an advantageous position on you. Death. Murder. Rage.

Die. Respawn, then run to the nearest building, find some food, soda, and perhaps a weapon, then run north and get geared up, find that AS50 / DMR, be happy, then be on the opposite end of the rifle. It's really that easy.

PvP and PvE on separate databases would be fine if there was not already such a long loading delay.

Don't go into Cherno / Electro if you don't like this playstyle. Done.

Don't get so attached to your gear ... your gonna lose it. Silly to say but death is the best thing that can happen to you to keep the game fresh (unless you have a clan / group then death sucks). This! Lowbie fights with winchesters and pistols are a blast. The rush of sprinting to the nearest barn / city to try to find a noob weapon is sweet.

Guy rages out at a video game ... More at 11pm!

Taking out a group of 2-3 as a lone wolf is pretty big adrenalin rush. The reason I started to go bandit is because, after losing a highly geared character to a sniper, found it was pretty silly to gear up as a lone wolf when your just going to lose it anyways. AS50's, Gillies, Coyote Backpacks just make you too big of a target as a solo player imo.

Unless its a pretty secluded kill (in a house or something concealed) I don't get off my hill / building to loot most kills. I would love to be able to get their beans but coming down the ladders is way too risky for the off-chance that my prey Alt+F4'ed.

Crossbow [if you could have a quiver of arrows].

I bet those cows tasted yummy.

Fixed*

But how did you get yourself in the situation where someone had the opportunity to get you in their cross-hair? You played bad and then cheat to avoid the consequences of playing bad. The only time Alt+F4 could possible be considered 'alright' is when your dealing with an invulnerable hacker.

Perhaps this is the naming convention of Arma II. 0% Health = 0 Liters = 0 Blood = Dead. :D

I like the ending because most 'snipers' with a DMR cant hit the broad side of a cows ass. Your title should also be 'The DMR Bandit (dec)'. <3

He most likely will just pull a brand spanking new AS50 out of his dupe tent. REGARDLESS: Nice getting one of dem Alt-F4gs.

Nice nade Trololol! If It was me on top of that tower I would of laughed my ass off. I'm just glad the conclusion to this story is not one of server hopping to get an advantage on them.

Your amazing and truly a scholar OP. P.S. I <3 you too.

tl;dr-> Lost noobs find eachother after a long and tedious process just to meet some friendly dude that they were gonna backstab and instead got owned by real bandits.

Can I have my 2 minuets of life back?

Revolver / M1911 for some convertible reason....

Same thing happened today for me: Spotted some Chick with an M14 [i had an AK-74]. Started to empty a mag in her chest; failed and she ran behind an large propane container. Sat around the corner about to approach her position when she decided to climb the ladder directly behind her. WTF.jpg as I was emptying my mag in her chest. Lesson?: Don't climb ladders unless you scout the location for a good minuet [and never while under fire].

If your in Cherno or Electro your gonna get your ass lit up.

[Alt+F4 to save all my gear that makes me a better player killer] <-- wtf? Die with HONOR!

You should turn off your skype when your taking these video (at least the one I checked).

I will if your in Cherno