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Stings2pee

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  1. Stings2pee

    Polygon Graphic Glitch?

    Yes, but doing the flush only seems to be a temporary fix. After about 10 minutes, those annoying polygons do come back.
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    Polygon Graphic Glitch?

    OMFG I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!! THANKS BRO!!!
  3. Stings2pee

    Help i keep Collapsing...

    Esc>respawn. Problem solved.
  4. Stings2pee

    My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.

    This sounds like a question for Dr.Phil!
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    My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.

    Be careful, OP. I have a bad feeling about iminnocent. My Spidy scenes are tingling.
  6. Stings2pee

    Hello :)

    Believe it or not, I'm a fortune teller. I'm gonna give you a free reading just because I'm such a nice guy. :3 -You will have a glorious time running in the forest. -After hours (or DayZ as it were), you'll see a distant pixel... the silhouette of another survivor. -You'll be overcome with excitement at the thought of meeting the worthy scavenger and run towards him. -You yell "friendly" as you approach from behind, followed by another reassuring call for "peace". -He turns around. -And shoots your face off. *Repeat above fortune 30 times* -You become a bandit. *End of fortune*
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    Fuck Kamenka! *RESPAWN*

    Simple suggestion: don't let players continually spam the "respawn" button to get their preferred spawn location. Example: limit 1 respawn per 60 minutes. Survivors should be making an honest attempt at survival despite where on shore they spawn at. This would also encourage teamwork amungst players since it will eliminate the respawn-rat-race to Cherno or Elektro. Further more, everyone in the DayZ community is always promoting 'realism'. Let me ask: how realistic is it to commit suicide and teleport to your destination? LOL. I'm also tired of seeing: John was killed John was killed Frank was killed PLAYER 1 was killed John was killed John was killed John was killed Frank was killed PLAYER 1 was killed John was killed PLAYER 1 was killed for 20 minutes until those bastards finally spawn where they want. >.<
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    A Sad Story

    Awwww. :P
  9. Stings2pee

    Hello :)

    You better get used to killing games, Mr. Obscurus... You're in one!
  10. Stings2pee

    frustraitingly addictive

    Sounds like you`re a masochist, eh? LOL.
  11. Everyone gets this error while trying to update. No big deal.
  12. Stings2pee

    US 303 Dallas getting attacked.

    Nah man, you have every right to complain! Hackers are bullshit!
  13. Stings2pee

    DayZ in 30 Seconds

    ^ say that 10 times
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    DayZ in 30 Seconds

    I wonder if a sniper sniped the sniper that sniped the sniper that the sniper sniped... xD
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    Fuck Kamenka! *RESPAWN*

    Simple. The developers fix the bug. Going by your logic, you want the developers to design the game AROUND the bug. :P
  16. Stings2pee

    Help this kid out with getting DayZ.

    RIIIIIGHTTT. So your username coincidentally happened to the same as your friend's gmail address? You should put the money to better use... Such as buying yourself a styrofoam helmet.
  17. Stings2pee

    I think I understand bandits

    This.
  18. Stings2pee

    Help this kid out with getting DayZ.

    OHHHHH PFFFFFFHHHTTTTTTTSSSS >make note of OP's username >click link to OP's "friend" > CASE DISMISSED!
  19. Stings2pee

    Help this kid out with getting DayZ.

    mfw OP is actually the kid asking for money. <_<
  20. Stings2pee

    I think I understand bandits

    You do realize that said player wouldn't have hesitated for one second to kill the OP if given the opportunity, right?
  21. Stings2pee

    HAHAHA Good STORY

    The scumbag admitted to disconnecting to avoid death during PVP... http://dayzmod.com/f...to-avoid-death/ ORLY? lol
  22. Stings2pee

    HAHAHA Good STORY

    Enjoy your ban when Rocket reads this.
  23. Stings2pee

    I think I understand bandits

    First: M24 > M14 AIM Second: Y U NO SHOOT HIM?!?!
  24. Stings2pee

    Need help catching hackers

    That's actually a fair statement and whoever disagrees with this is a moron. Take a game of Chess for example... You must first understand your enemy's tactics and only then will you be able to beat them at their own game.
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