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Everything posted by Stings2pee
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Yes, but doing the flush only seems to be a temporary fix. After about 10 minutes, those annoying polygons do come back.
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OMFG I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!! THANKS BRO!!!
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Bacon. That's right. Your arguement is now invalid.
Stings2pee replied to thetamsen's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
HAHA! :D -
Esc>respawn. Problem solved.
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My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.
Stings2pee replied to Doyle McPoyle's topic in New Player Discussion
This sounds like a question for Dr.Phil! -
My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.
Stings2pee replied to Doyle McPoyle's topic in New Player Discussion
Be careful, OP. I have a bad feeling about iminnocent. My Spidy scenes are tingling. -
Believe it or not, I'm a fortune teller. I'm gonna give you a free reading just because I'm such a nice guy. :3 -You will have a glorious time running in the forest. -After hours (or DayZ as it were), you'll see a distant pixel... the silhouette of another survivor. -You'll be overcome with excitement at the thought of meeting the worthy scavenger and run towards him. -You yell "friendly" as you approach from behind, followed by another reassuring call for "peace". -He turns around. -And shoots your face off. *Repeat above fortune 30 times* -You become a bandit. *End of fortune*
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Simple suggestion: don't let players continually spam the "respawn" button to get their preferred spawn location. Example: limit 1 respawn per 60 minutes. Survivors should be making an honest attempt at survival despite where on shore they spawn at. This would also encourage teamwork amungst players since it will eliminate the respawn-rat-race to Cherno or Elektro. Further more, everyone in the DayZ community is always promoting 'realism'. Let me ask: how realistic is it to commit suicide and teleport to your destination? LOL. I'm also tired of seeing: John was killed John was killed Frank was killed PLAYER 1 was killed John was killed John was killed John was killed Frank was killed PLAYER 1 was killed John was killed PLAYER 1 was killed for 20 minutes until those bastards finally spawn where they want. >.<
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Awwww. :P
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You better get used to killing games, Mr. Obscurus... You're in one!
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Sounds like you`re a masochist, eh? LOL.
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BETA Patch with CD Key Error
Stings2pee replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Everyone gets this error while trying to update. No big deal. -
US 303 Dallas getting attacked.
Stings2pee replied to masterobe1's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Nah man, you have every right to complain! Hackers are bullshit! -
^ say that 10 times
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I wonder if a sniper sniped the sniper that sniped the sniper that the sniper sniped... xD
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Simple. The developers fix the bug. Going by your logic, you want the developers to design the game AROUND the bug. :P
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Help this kid out with getting DayZ.
Stings2pee replied to mejle12's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
RIIIIIGHTTT. So your username coincidentally happened to the same as your friend's gmail address? You should put the money to better use... Such as buying yourself a styrofoam helmet. -
I think I understand bandits
Stings2pee replied to Tigger (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This. -
Help this kid out with getting DayZ.
Stings2pee replied to mejle12's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
OHHHHH PFFFFFFHHHTTTTTTTSSSS >make note of OP's username >click link to OP's "friend" > CASE DISMISSED! -
Help this kid out with getting DayZ.
Stings2pee replied to mejle12's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
mfw OP is actually the kid asking for money. <_< -
I think I understand bandits
Stings2pee replied to Tigger (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You do realize that said player wouldn't have hesitated for one second to kill the OP if given the opportunity, right? -
The scumbag admitted to disconnecting to avoid death during PVP... http://dayzmod.com/f...to-avoid-death/ ORLY? lol
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Enjoy your ban when Rocket reads this.
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I think I understand bandits
Stings2pee replied to Tigger (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
First: M24 > M14 AIM Second: Y U NO SHOOT HIM?!?! -
That's actually a fair statement and whoever disagrees with this is a moron. Take a game of Chess for example... You must first understand your enemy's tactics and only then will you be able to beat them at their own game.