Maca (DayZ)

Extraordinary looking work yet again... Cheers Rocket & Dev Team.

Stress balls and a nice chilled bottle of Jager. and If that dosn't work I've a 6 foot blowup bottle of Jager i can just attack and take all my rage out on...

A few times but mostly back when they spawned inside buildings and you would get cornered or just couldn't get out because they would just bug-out at the door. But I've died more times to ladders than Infected. If that counts for anything.

Knowing my luck I'd eventually get up there and hit "V" just like my first time at Green Mountain.. It would make for a nice swan-dive...... Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh

The only thing is, it would take you about 3 weeks to climb to the top.

What the hell did i just watch, surely there can't be players lacking intelligence or common sense in DayZ.....!!!!!! @Shatter you Sir out did yourself. :thumbsup:

Nice work Rocket & Dev team, screenshots are looking fantastic.... Must start carving out a nice "Home Sweet Home" sign with my hunting knife.

I didn't find DayZ it found me........................ On youtube, was looking up a few tutorials on Arma and came across a video, that was back in very early April......It just looked epic.

I've already covered that one..................

819, just about to make it 820 then BANG shot by a sniper... Thats what i get for taken my time for a nice screenshot. Thats why the hatchet is my best friend for dealing with the infected now.

If you cant read between the lines then you're not "Cheating"....???? v v -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who cares.......... Seriously. @Peter welcome to DayZ. Thanks for the information and nice write up, but as stated above its a well know fact. So some people will just have ago.. Have some :beans:'z

Had a Hacker once play this over mic to me. He had godmode so lets just say it didn't work out in my favour...... Got to love the scriptkiddies taste of music..

To be honest i dont see any problem with the NVG's, AS50TWS on the other hand as we all know was hacked in and duplicated as fast as 2 horny bunnies going at it. Next thing you know we've an epidmic of horny bunnies "Duplicating"....

They sound great, but I'm still waiting for the recipe.......... Is It possible he missed the "Brony meet up" with over 8000 views. the way i see it the secret is out about your rainbow muffins, thats why all the little rockets will be running around calling you name. Save yourself before the little rockets can arm themselfs and but up the recipe.... Thanks in advance : Maca

This Guy, Now he would be the most terrifying..................

Go on, I've a 5 year old daughter that loves my little pony and she also loves baking.... Think about how upset she could be if i told her, she couldn't bake the most yummiest muffins ever.

Lol Derpy_Hooves, I'm (Irish) why didn't you add the recipe for your delicious muffins...

Take your own advice "as satated in your profile picture" The doctor will see you now...!!

Did you even translate what the OP posted............ No you didn't and I'm not Russian.. So translate this (Zelot37) Má tá tú aon rud a rá, le do thoil a bheith ciúin.

I might try this myself and see can i cover this distance in 3 minutes. We could call it the Great Cherno Run. @Noles you came on asking for some information from the Adim, the Adim has replied with what looks like some strong evidence indicating that you had covered some distance..... So you claiming that "you were at Green Mountain the hole time" should overrule all the evidence above. I'm afraid the Amid has justified in given you a ban.

I remember the first time i logged in and it was dark(very dark). Had flares in my backpack, didn't want to take the risk and use them as it would give away my location. After aimlessly wandering around for about 10 minutes i decided to use my flares, so started throwing them lighting up the way. (Long story short) Was down to just one flare and could see in the distance the slight outline of buildings, so my intentions were just throw my last flare out and pick it up. As soon as i threw it, i see another survivor on the other side of the road about 50 meters ahead of me. Straight away i go prone and roll, next thing i see is this survivor running up and taking my last flare (now you might ask why i didn't just shoot him) and to be honest i just couldn't beleive this little f#cker had stolen my last flare. So i'm back in the pitch dark again, then in side-chat someone says "thks 4 flare lol" got to laugh, 5 minutes later i'm dead bloody infected couldn't even see them.. I personally just find this game way more immersive at night, the paranoia factor alone in the dark is quite scary then throw in the adrenaline rush you get and not forgetting your heart pounding at every sound you hear. Couldn't tell you how many times i've leaped out of my chair...... ( I'm Just a Pussy). (Sorry wasn't that short)

Жалко, что я все бобы мне нужно, и не научилась готовить. Вам нравится фасоль........... :beans:'Z

I also like playing at night, you can cover alot of ground and have some little comfort that not every hill has a sniper on it.. Unless you come across one with NVG's.. Just last week i used a flare for the first time in about 4 months and didnt get shot... Thats a plus.

Shoot him in the leg, then try and drag him out...??? If not just hack the poor soul to death.. Its cruel to be kind.

Mime's are good, just annoying....