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Maca (DayZ)

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  1. Maca (DayZ)

    Bit of a n00b question.

    This has also happened to me, i cant remember exactly what i wanted to drop but hit the backpack and dropped it. Aaaaagh It was also non-intractable, but i found if you go prone and into frist-person you might get the interact menu up. Now i saying might because it took me about twenty minutes of getting really frustrated before i got the option. Sometimes it works, then sometimes it just gets the better of you.....
  2. Maca (DayZ)

    What's your longest survival time?

    About 3 to 6 days an average, it depends on what mood i'm in and how trigger-happy the survivors are on the server.
  3. What the F#CK you on.? Don't know if you're serious or if its like the thread you made about slaves and shit.. Whatever it is you would want to stop "Smoking it"... Seriously its not good for you. @DarylDixon, nice read, cheers.
  4. Maca (DayZ)

    Who's excited?

    Thanks for the link.... Hehe
  5. Maca (DayZ)

    Spam FIlter

    How the hell did you "contributed to ever topic" when you just quoted the last post, you did leave a few comments in about six out of sixteen..... As Above stated "Reported Button". Nice way of getting your point across, could you have not just got onto one of the Mods. I was thinking to myself this lad isn't right in the head.?
  6. Maca (DayZ)

    cd key got hacked

    Ask yourself did you download anything that might have compromised your computer.? I'm afraid you'll have to "Contact Battleye", although i cant see them lifting the ban.
  7. Maca (DayZ)

    Zombies always chasing me

    Trust me we were all noodies once, give it a week or two and you'll have the mechanics of the infected and everthing else off by heart. This is exactly why the Mod is so popular because its so unforgiving you make the wrong decision you die, but you also learn from past experiences. So you slowly start to evolve into an effective survivor.
  8. Maca (DayZ)

    Oh now this is a zombie survival game!

    Welcome shallowtech, Best of luck surviving (you ain't in WarZ anymore) protect your "beanz" at all times.......
  9. Maca (DayZ)

    Looking for a specific DayZ machinima

    Hetstaine thats just not acceptable, you should have stopped whatever you were at and produced the good... ;) Thank you, you're a Legend. After reading the OP i spent over an hour looking for it, but it was late so the mind was only functioning at about 40%.
  10. Maca (DayZ)

    Looking for a specific DayZ machinima

    I remember that video, the survivor was a mechanic and in the opening scene his working on a helicopter listening to the radio. I'm sure it was posted here, now i'm going to have to search for it myself. Because its going to wreck my head now, if i come across it i'll let you know.
  11. Maca (DayZ)

    Day Z Rituals/Traditions?

    And all the time i was thinking to myself i was just being paranoid not looting the cursed Mountain Dew, at least now i know i'm not the only deranged/paranoid survivor out there.
  12. Maca (DayZ)

    About Realism or Authentic Game Play

    I'm confused OP was reading a thread about "Realism something,something" then dicided to create his own, so he could just tell people to "Deal with it". Now i'm even more f#cking confused than i was in the beginning.
  13. Maca (DayZ)

    Cars not saving

    See thats why you should always listen to Ben Franklin (Pendragon), truly words of wisdom.
  14. Maca (DayZ)

    Bambi camps?

    I've played the Barney (I love you) song for the little kiddies over voip a few times and lets just say they really get annoyed. Because as "sarkasm0" stated its not hacking, their just scriptkiddies and hate the fact that people call them this. So i'd have no problem dying just to have the last laugh and not give them the satisfaction of thinking they got the better of me..
  15. Here Mitor click on this link http://dayzmod.com/f...nd-zombie-nuns/ dont know how you missed it......?? Someone resurrected this thread from july its a video of the legends/famous doctor zombies. Their the one's in the white coats. ;)
  16. Maca (DayZ)

    Day Z Rituals/Traditions?

    Well it looks like i'm going to have to start a "tradition" and find all these want to be "Del Boys". Who think they can come in and start taking over my business....... After i catch and kill them i shall preform a "Ritual" on the roof of Chernogorsk town hall and hang their body from the belltower. As a warning to anybody else...
  17. Maca (DayZ)

    Body shields

    @FoxHound in no way was i trying to come across as a sarcastic tool, for that i apologise. I was honestly just giving my opinion and it may have come across as a sly little remark, but in know way was it meant to be condescending. I myself came up with a suggestion not to far off the one you made just read mine below. I would love to be able to rob survivors and not have to KOS anybody you see. So i hope you can accept my apology. Maca
  18. Maca (DayZ)

    Body shields

    They'll just shoot you and the hostage loot the gear and wait for the friend to respawn and meet up again....
  19. So true, thats all you need one click "Boom" next thing you know you're flying in the air after a massive explosion.
  20. Came across a survivor at Topolka dam once as i was refilling my canteen, he didn't spot me and was running down the middle of the road. All i had was a hatchet (fresh spawn) and he had a winchester, so i decided to go all navy seal and went prone in the water. Hoping he would just continue on his journey, but no he also wanted to fill his canteen. I then decided i've nothing to lose so started to communicate with him, telling him i had my crosshairs directly pointing at his head. Asked him nicely to drop his weapon in which he complied, getting him to move away from his gun and ever closer to my position. So i ask him again nicely to face the lake as i come out from the forest (but i'm in the lake) and as he turns i jump up shouting "BOO" i've never in all my time playing DayZ, see a survivor run so fast (Usain Bolt) fast........ Moral of the story you never know whats lurking beneath the water.
  21. Did it work? Because its the first time i've ever heard of it..... Very interesting. As Maxgor stated would come in handy if you needed some blood.
  22. Have a look in this link Private hive discussion ----> http://dayzmod.com/f...ive-discussion/ Hope this helps you on the road to survival.
  23. Beanz, beanz, the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you loot The more you loot, the better you feel So we have beans at every meal!1 or Beanz, beanz, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the happier/better you feel So let's eat beans with every meal1 or Beanz, beanz, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the more you eat The more you sit on the toilet seat or Beanz, beanz, they give you gas They make you fart, and burn your ass The more you eat, the more it hurts So slow down your eating to stop the squirts So you might not get forum super-powers, but Beanz will make you do crazy things... @Candy sorry for going off-topic.
  24. Maca (DayZ)

    What Happened? (Video)

    Thats what you get for taken an innocent life, only joking. looks like some script kiddie was getting his daily dose of self achievement trolling you.
  25. Maca (DayZ)

    New Member

    Hey Mark and welcome, This might help you out http://dayzmod.com/f..._infectionssome some great reading.. All the best.
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