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Bunnies clip trough walls, pop out from the terrain and make scary noises. They are eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

I want a cat. So it can stick to people's balls. Meow.

Inb4 angry birds.

Gosh. So when I'm eggsausted I could just get a good old frittata with onion, herbs and some parma ham.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

Go away.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bambi? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bluefor Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the NWAF, and I have over 300 fresh spawns confirmed kills. I am trained in Coastal warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire DayZ armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another bambi. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the local voice chat? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of zombie-spies across Chernarus and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking shored, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with fire extinguisher. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Balota Camp and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Chernarus, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit canned spaghetti all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, bambi.

You /DON'T/ log out in police stations or similars. Unless you want to hop.

Spamjoin multiple servers. Literally. Pick server, wait for the "Ready" word to come out, spamclick escape till you get to menu. Repeat multiple times and then try and join again.

There must be one of those buildings you feel good entering because you are 99% sure you'll find something useful. Mine is what I suppose is a small hotel, the one with the bloody piano. Always finding either axes, ammos, food and tools, not to mention the fact that I usually find a can opener upstairs. What's yours?

Go away. No.

#11 Otitis Don't play if you can't ear jack shit from the left ear. I can tell.

Aliens.

+1

EDIT: Nevermind. Still, I find it a bad idea, especially the yes/no thing.

Beliebers hordes. They are zombies already anyway.

Burzum. Comes equipped with a morningstar. Doesn't scream, he growls.

Justin Bieber pls.

What's with all the damn 4th graders that find farts, piss and shit entertaining? Why. It's incredibly disgusting, unsettling and just not needed in a game. For you guys thay fap at this shit, there's plenty of sites where you can entertain yourself, see people peeing on each other and worse. Because it's not like "The Big Mighty Poo" of Conkers, this is on another whole level of "no, go fuck yourself you and your needs". Please.

So. Tired. In bed. But I can't sleep. I need to write stuff or I won't be happy. Vehicle Modifications: I know it's too early to talk about vehicles. Anyway, adding metal plates/makeshift blades to the car in order to make ir more resilient/shred zombies and bambis apart at the expense of speed and handling. Makeshift Explosives: A gas tank, some kind of fuse, matches. Not an expert of explosives, would it be possible to make an improvised, low power grenade with a little gas tank like the ones we have? Nailed Shoes: Add nails to shoes. Gives a boost to speed while walking along slopes, a malus while walking in flat ground and deteriorate while walking on roads and hard stuff. Makeshift stuff!: A bottle, rags, duct tape and voilà, a perfect suppressor. Throws aim off by a mile, but nobody cares. Spray all day. Slingshot: We have rocks. I want to crack heads with those. Medical Overhaul: More in-depth medical system, bullet-caused infections and all that stuff. Possibly things that requite a second person to be done. I'll just sleep now. I have some more stuff, but I am fairly sure 90% of the above have already been said.

CAN WE NOT

I am perfectly fine with it.

Because what tells me that you, "friendly" guy, are actually friendly? My goal is survival time, better safe than sorry.

No. No farts. No poop. No piss. Stop suggesting this, is disgusting and completely off from what a game should have.

You don't know me. I fell asleep playing planetside 2.