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Give me a ppsh-41. Please.

And weapons. And food. And clothes. And a faceplant at the first rubberbanding.

Using TS does not make you virtually unkillable if the first shot fired at you is a miss.

Inb4 bandit

5 minutes timer to reconnect to a server different from the one you DCd from. Not a problem for who crashes and stuff, 5 minutes is nothing. It would make server hopping EXTREMELY tedious though. Or, another one. I log on a server, then DC. I reconnect to a second one without timer, loot stuff, DC. If the interval between the DCs is less than 20 minutes, to join another server I'll have to wait 5 minutes. Then 10. Then 20. Etcetera.

Found it. Guess what. Touched a corner of the landed ship, I touched mach 7 and entered into orbit.

Can we haz an M1 Garand?

Packs are funny. They are way less dangerous than a lone wolf, because they think they are invincible or something and end up doing stupid stuff.

More melee, less guns More civilian grade, less military grade More low military grade, less high grade

Oh my god. How can I join.

I used to snipe at balota because a friend of mine said it was funny. Got bored easily. Today I went around and helped 3 guys with opened, 100% filled cans of food, water and medical supplies. I even did a saline transfusion to an armed guy, that payed back with a LOADED revolver. He dropped it and told me not to pick it up till he told me to. He just went to a safe distance, waved and ran away. Then I met the jerk that I first gave painkillers and then he shot me in the head.

Run around like a desperate and hope for a rubberband thingy.

He meant that DayZ is his porn. Get it right.

Pass 10 hours (counted) gathering food, water and tools, but no sign of weapons for some reason (wasn't server hopping). Sight a mosin in a barn. Walk up stairs. Fall outside it. Dead. I just went to nervously pet my guinea pig.

17/10 If you get me in this situation. I'll love you for that. Play along. Doesn't matter if I die. It would be entertaining.

Lel. I don't understand if you are a troll, a special needs guy or god knows what. But you're funny.