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UbiquitousGayGuy
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I watched you run into berizino carelessly as I waited under my tree. I waited patiently with my range finders and DMR. I marked your first and second targets carefully. Knowing your newb ass would hit up both supermarkets. I counted. 900m. 750m. 600m. I let you get everything you needed in the second supermarket. I chuckled as I adjusted my position slightly knowing you would get greedy and go for the apartments. Up you go, up up up to the top floor. I hold my breath for a second and let it go. BAM! It looked like a shoulder hit. You moved slightly to pick up something. And then you were gone. Well. I guess I should have known better. But I waited. Waited and waited. There was something in there you wanted and you will come back for it. 5 minutes go by and I need to eat. My stomach growls and I feel weak. I know I have to eat before I pass out. I move into the woods to eat but still watch that apartment. You will return. Mmmm. Steak. Yummy in the tummy! Woah! Out of nowhere someone appears next to my favorite tree!!! Headshot baby!! Got you!! How did you get there without me seeing? Oh well. Thanks for the nvg and extra Ghillie suit you didnt put on.
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To the shitty ghoster on US303
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to UbiquitousGayGuy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yeah I kinda jizzed in my pants when I got him. Mr Miogi or something -
How to make a server day time all the time
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to todge2k (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
That's when you are supposed to go watch your gay pr0n -
I will continue to purchase from HFBSERVERS
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to rockstar (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Grats You like taking it up the ass and paying for it. ["Herp derp. I'm actually Adron and was dumb enough to circumvent my week ban for a chance at petty revenge at the mod who banned me! I sure showed him with my hi-larious name! Of course, now both accounts are perma-banned and if I continue making alts, I'll get IP banned too. What do." - Ubi] -
Red Chain and dysyncing
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to battlepanda50's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
It's a server<> hive issue -
How to make a server day time all the time
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to todge2k (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Rinaun You are welcome -
admins are abuseing
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to syphon (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Bet you they still won't ban the shitheads -
Play the fucking game the way it's meant to be played you carebear
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Server Whitelisting
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to [email protected]'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Good thing is you didnt buy some shitty managed server. You can do whatever u want with it -
BattleEye Script Detection
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to isoterik's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Unfortunately this has done me no good. I send the hack detections to DayZ via support ticket and the same hackers keep coming back. I can ban them or I'll get blacklisted :( -
how to set a password
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to Belphagor-ITA's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Again Google Rocket q&a at rezzed They don't give a flying fuck what you do with your own servers. It's a community problem and they are no longer policing the servers. Period. All this bullcrap about people asking to blacklist. Crying admin abuse and admins running rampant is an unsolvable problem that they are no longer going to tackle. The future of dayz will lie in company controlled servers. This is alpha and all those servers are for testing and nothing else. It will have no effect on the beta or release. So stop crying wining and screaming about it. -
There are so many locked/passworded servers!
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to Creambomb's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
No. Google rockets q&a at rezzed Dayz staff are not going to police servers anymore. Straight from the horses mouth. -
The game registers it and records it. Next time your save point comes up it will terrors all your gear to the hive. If no inventory changes then it just updates position
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how to set a password
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to Belphagor-ITA's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Don't lock the password. Just list a fake version number and install an older version like 1.7.1.5. Nobody notices and nobody does anything about it -
There are so many locked/passworded servers!
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to Creambomb's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Nope nothing gets done. You are better off just smiling and moving on. It's against the rules but nobody enforces them. -
Discharge your weapon and wait 30 seconds to ensure your character saves It could also have been duped gear. That has a tendency to disappear if it changes hands
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Cannot place a tent - Friend can
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to RootsRasta's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Relog. You need to learn the tent dance. Go into walk mode and crouch. Tap movement keys and keep trying until you get it -
Crazy Convoy of 5 Vehicles
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to reetardKURTIS's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I hope that server admin banned you for combat dc -
Server lost connection, joined new one, spawned in random place..
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to smittyjaja's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
It's the only actual fix to broken shit rocket has made in two months Guess we should be happy -
Server lost connection, joined new one, spawned in random place..
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to smittyjaja's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
If the server sends a corrupt location to the hive you will spawn in debug forest. You used to be stuck there Now with net patch you log off and log back on and you will deepen with all ur gear -
need a good server host..
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to insan3 (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
To private or go dedicated. Your choice -
How to make a server day time all the time
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to todge2k (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Vilayer has a bat file you can use once a day Try playing on night. It's fun and part of the game -
How to change the server clock time night/noon?
UbiquitousGayGuy replied to D4ssBlaster's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Add the following command to ur bat file Time 12:00:00