A because B just looks like a downright idiot with that mask

Fucking wonderful!!!!

Alright I've been looking for a funny DayZ youtube video which I've seen months back but can't seem to find it. I remember it was some kind of video of two guys giving commentary as they play trough the game and they had several different sketches in each episode of DayZ. The particular video I'm looking for had a guy with an axe coming out of a lighthouse in one of the sketches, chasing the recorder and 'hip to be square' started to play in the background and I also remember one of those dudes proning about and saying "I'm a wurm". Not a very clear description but this is all I know - can you please link me to the video if you know what I'm talking about? Thanks in advance

Anyone? :C

Oh wauw didn't know this was posted here lol

no I've already googled that but I can't find the actual video. That hip to be square sketch is just a short part of that video. I now also remember one of the sketches where one dude is on the other side of a fence and one on the front side and he keeps closing the fence as the other dude is trying to get trough it. Damn what's those episodes called again? fdjgdoiifugh

Yeah that's epic man, a bit of a 28 days later idea.

Dude that's fucking amazing but I think some people might not be able to run that. I can imagine this being pretty heavy to your PC

Looking sweet brothers! I'm at work so I'm pretty happy I get to see these images before I get to play the update this afternoon :) Thanks for this.

Across the vast and majestic gulf of time and space, the jimmies rustle softly.

Exactly this. That weapon saved my ass so many times

Lol it looks really nice but it's also funny to see how much work one person can spend on a can of cat food

This is brilliant my man! Well done!

LOL SAME

Hello to the admins running MW08 Fallujah. Today (09-25-12) around 10:00 PM GMT+1 there was a hacker killing the entire server over and over again. I suspect "Consigliere" or perhaps some of his companions to be using scripts but I am asking the admins of that server to scroll trough the logs and check if you can see anything unusual. Thanks in advance.

LOL

Hey So I just decided to go and play some Day Z again after a few weeks of not playing anymore. I've updated everything to the correct version and all of a sudden I spawn and it says "YOU ARE DEAD" wait 5 seconds to continue playing etc. But then when I am about to hit respawn, "Setup completed, please wait" appears and after waiting for that I spawn in the 'death area'. I don't know how to call it but it's like outside the map where all dead people get temporarily teleported to when their character is creating I think, or when they die. I am in there, I see some other idling characters laying/standing next to me and I'm unconscious. I appear to be wearing my camo suit still, that's all I can see, and I see the hour glass. At first I Thought my screen froze but after waiting for 15 minutes I noticed it was actually going down, but very very slowly. I don't know why this is happening but it seems like it's going to take hours before I wake up, and where will I even end up when I wake up? Anyone know how to fix this? Any way to commit suicide or something? Because I can't even press ESC during this period of unconsciousness and I am not going to leave my game open, waiting 5 hours straight until I wake up! I prefer someone killing me, I don't mind losing my stuff as long as I can respawn.

HAHA don't worry man already got a friend of mine to do it ages ago.

Question When your food/drink icon is blinking red, how long does it take until you die?

Lately I've been trying out the Fallujah map for Day Z but I can't seen to find any looting spots. I personally think it's a big nice city but it's very empty overall, not many houses you can enter and I rarely find any loot. Also there's not many scenery objects such as rubbish etc, nothing to take cover behind during shootouts. All you have is the alleyways which you can use in your advantage but the rest is pretty empty. But my main question is, where is all the loot?!

How is this thread in any way relevant to rule #1?

Yea it's pretty boring because there's barely any loot and the map just does not really appeal to me. It's very empty

What's with all the private hyves nowadays? All I see are private servers which do not require a CD key. And why is Rocket even allowing this, or can't he prevent it? I mean it's a little bit unfair if everyone starts playing on private hyves, they just ruin the spirit of DayZ and online gaming in general and those servers deserve to be blacklisted. Why are they here?

Alright thank you

You mean during the time it's blinking or not necessarily?