fuckthisgame

Yeah you get mad. And I'm not attached to anything in the game. I am attached to my free time and prefer to spend it having fun. I did research on the game or I guess you must have missed that part in the story. Unlike you, I bought ARMAII for ARMAII. I own every single game in the series since getting OFP the day it was released. Welcome to PC gaming? Son I was building PCs back before you were weened. This isn't kiddie console shit. In the PC world we are given CHOICE. Ninja updates are unacceptable, this whole game is unacceptable, and your existence is unacceptable. Rant over and I'm done with you, done with this shitty game, and done with these shitty forums. Don't bother responding because it won't be read. Nigger.

I did. I think the best part about all of you dickless cunts in this forum (indeed most forums) is that you act like you have never been angry once in your life about the same shit that I am bitching about. You're not any better than anyone else and are no less prone to getting mad over something that shouldn't have happened so quit acting like your shit doesn't smell like shit just like everyone elses you punk bitch. And now I can't even play because that shitty six updater program that uses 200mb of memory just ninja updated the game. Yay

So after the 6 hour fiasco that was my first adventure I decided to give the game one more shot tonight. I found an online map and joined a low population server and happened to spawn just outside of elektro. It was very dark and raining so I turned the gamma up and crawled into town. By the time I got to the church I was apparently dying of hypothermia. Got a few items. Went to the market found some more stuff and a 1911. Went to the fire station got even more loot and SCORE found an Enfield rifle. I was still dying of hypothermia so I headed to the hospital and entered after shooting out the window. While I was looting I was taking one each of everything I found in an attempt to stop dying of cold. Even the heating pack didn't help. Finally stopped losing health at about 6k blood. Some guy was in the area tossing road flares around town so I crawled out towards the south and then headed along the coast. I was pretty happy so far. Had plenty of food and pop. Two weapons and more ammo than I'd probably ever need for each. Some blood I couldn't use, binocs, watch, ALICE pack, bandages, syringes. I was loaded. As I headed up the eastern coast I noticed a small island off shore and decided to go investigate. I got into the water and noticed my backpack disappear but didn't think anything of it. Upon reaching the island I pulled out my pistol even though I had entered the water with my rifle. Check my inventory and what do ya know! All I had was my pistol, 7 mags, and a bandage. My rifle, everything in my main inventory, and my backpack and everything inside of it was magically removed from my person. So basically if I don't get fucked by some dickhead with a KOS policy I will get fucked by this piece of shit game. Yeah no thanks. I'll go back to the great games I already have like ARMA, WoT, Skyrim, Iron Front. You know, games that have lots of bugs but at least you don't spend hours doing nothing but crawling through a town that is pitch black. Games where you can actually shoot back. Games where everything you own isn't taken from you for taking a short swim. Fuck this piece of shit game.

Starting without a single weapon is the stupidest part of this travesty of a game. I am a poor college student and even I have a bugout bag with plenty of MREs, first aid kits, water, and an AR-15 with almost 1,000 rounds. This is RP breaking because while most people aren't prepared for a zombie apocalypse, most people are also too stupid to prepare for a breakdown in society which is 99.9999% more likely to happen.

No it is called humor.

Suck a duffle bag of dicks faggot. [Warned - Ubi]

They were about 25m away when they shot me. They looked like ghillie suits. They were hooded and were a dark olive drab color.

It got my heart pumping but it was in no way fun. I crawled around for six hours for what? What exactly was my reward? I killed one zombie with a crowbar. That's it. Normally games reward you with fun but seriously it is more fun watching the tadpoles in the pond out back than it is doing what I did in the game. Near as I can tell, the best way to get a start is join a server with no people. Loot a city by running around like a chicken with your head cut off, then join a server with people and shoot them in the face. Do I pretty much have it down?

Poles are made of a lot of things. They're a nationality too. Women can have dicks. It's called transgender and isn't uncommon. If I wanted to be taken seriously I would have started an account under my real email with a non-inflammatory forum name. I can hande DayZ I was just expecting a survival horror RP game. Not yet another FPS game. Except this is an FPS where it takes a few minutes to create a new character and you start the game completely defenseless. It is idiotic.

I bought ARMA because I have bought every ARMA since the day OFP came out. I just found out about this game from a clan mate while playing world of tanks. I figured, I like zombies and the survival RP sounds fun. Well it isn't fun. Spending hours crawling around just to get shot in the face any time you get near a town that has the things you need isn't fun. You know what's fun? Killing everything that moves like in world of tanks. This game was ruined for me within hours of playing it. If I continue to play it I have joined the ranks of kos. What a wretched community this is.

And I made the conclusion that you're a pole smoking faggot. Stick to what you're good at piece of shit. Sucking your moms dick.

There's an idea. Copy the same line that every kid and teenager in the world uses because thinking for yourself or being creative is too hard. By saying the same thing everyone else says you guarantee your immortality in a sea of sheep that also guarantee theirs. Congrats.

Head north? Avoid certain places? Sure I'll do that oh wait I started with pills and my dick but didn't start with a fucking map or a fucking compass. I read up on this shit. I watched stupid youtube videos with 8bit video game music. I read forum posts where people bitch about the same shit. HOW IS THIS SHIT FUN? All you fucking do is crawl around, get eaten, and get shot. I don't see the fucking point. And where the fuck do you get water? By the time I get "north" I will already be dehydrated. God damn.

So I got the game at midnight about 6 hours ago. I love ARMA and I love zombies so I thought I'd give this a try. I get into the game and start by the sea with nothing but a backpack, some pills, a flashlight, and my dick. I'm like ok I guess I'll go "survive". I quickly find some zombies and they run at me super fast but I run into the sea, swim aways and then get back on land and get low and apparently lost em. I head down the road and find some small villages. I spend about an hour or two crawling around to avoid getting spotted by zombies but don't find anything. I head farther down the road and come across a small city with a harbor. I had read somewhere that this is where fags hang out but I'm apparently dying of thirst after half an hour in the game so I need to find some. I crawl around the city for 3 or 4 hours and find plenty of ammo, bandages, pills, but no weapons or water or food. As I'm crawling to what I think are some buildings I can actually go inside I see a dead survivor in an intersection with blood spurting out of his head. It would appear he was killed recently so I quickly go up and get some bandages off him then hide the body. I had found an ALICE pack earlier but it was quickly getting full. Then I spotted a dude standing about 50m away and I say friendly in the mic but he must not have heard it and I guess he didn't see me because he ran off. I quickly ran up some scaffolding and as I was walking across I saw him crawling below me. He went into a building and I quickly went to a building across a courtyard to watch him. I tried communicating but nobody ever said anything. As I got into the other building I saw him on the roof. So I made my way to the roof of the other building and as I did that I found a crowbar. Sweet a weapon even if it is a pos. As I was watching the dude on the roof I see a red puff come out of his head and then he dropped. I freaked out and started making my way out of the building but I saw some hooded ghillie figured dudes and I was afraid that they saw me. So I crawled away. Half an hour later I'm pretty far away on the other side of town and happened to find a Makarov and a couple of mags for it. I'm like awesome! Now I just need to find some fucking water and I can get out of this death trap. Nope. 30 seconds later I crawl around a corner just as 4 hooded ghillie fucks run across the road. The last one of them turns and spots me and right as I say friendly into the mic he puts 5 rounds into my face. Then it's you're dead. ....really? Six fucking hours of my life wasted just so I can crawl around a fucking city looking for water only to find a shitty pistol and get shot in the face by a group of dickless fuckheads who are obviously out hunting unarmed people? WHAT A FUCKING WASTE. If there is one thing I have learned it is that IF (and trust me that is a HUGE FUCKING IF) I decide to waste any more of my precious time on this turd of a game I will fucking kill every single person I see so I can ruin your shit and waste your time. This game is fucking garbage and so are all of you.