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I felt the need to share this wealth :/
Jesters (DayZ) posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This may be in the wrong section, but I needed to share this old gem! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWqlFCQB8xU Can't stop crying :') -
Hello Windy, I'm also from the UK and I'm currently in a team of two. Strangely enough I also make videos, you'd be welcome to join our group :) Message me for Skype or something!
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Anyone know where the dogs are?
Jesters (DayZ) replied to ghostlycoyote@gmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I don't really understand why you'd want to be a dog.. -
None of those, I love Berezino :D
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Check out this d-bag scammer on steam
Jesters (DayZ) replied to hohlraum's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It... Erm, doesn't matter... Forget it :/ -
More competition for the stand alone?
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Shag's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This game looks good, nothing compared to DayZ. Looks more like a cartoon :/ -
Check out this d-bag scammer on steam
Jesters (DayZ) replied to hohlraum's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I got Beta from this! U get ray guns LOL!! -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Obviously I'm not the only person who thinks Zombies on this game are similar to Mike Tyson suffering from a session with the old Bath Salts and Steroids, what would make the game significantly better is if the Zombie amount is increased and their speed is reduced to that of a walking fashion, then the aggro range wouldn't matter at all, at the moment trying to sneak through any town is near suicide, getting spotted from behind buildings gives away your position, and enables zombies to punch you in the chest and break your legs. Having them walk would be much more exciting, like in the movies when you don't realize you're in trouble until you have 50 or so Zombies cornering you forcing you to fight your way out. Instead of being chased down and flying mega punched by Zombie Usain Bolts.. TL;DR - Zombies are shit. -
What was the point in shooting the flashlight guy -.-
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Cant be bothered to play with the state of what used to be a good game.
Jesters (DayZ) replied to shinii's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
What's it's name? I need a decent server to play :) -
What are you?
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Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Flicking through some of the replies makes me wonder whether my DayZ is messing up, about 10 minutes ago I aggrod Zombie through the red lootable house, standing in the crouched stance he managed to get aggrod, not making any sound he still knew I was there. -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I also agree, but that wouldn't be fun. It would be hard, not fun. I just like the idea of a cliche Zombie apocalypse where they all move slow, and before you know where you are. You're surrounded. -
DayZ is a cruel mistress, and you could've just paragraphed the post, would be easier on my eyes..
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Can anyone top my story of revenge?
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Silvertain's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Nice man, I don't really have any revenge stories, just.. Bullshit ones. -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Touche, possibly slow them down just slightly.. -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
That would be realistic, but just too damn hard. -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Trust me, I had no problem avoiding Zeds before the previous 'Patches' if you can show me a video of sneaking through Elektro/Cherno without aggroing a single zombie, without proning the whole time. I'll give you.. Beans ;) But yeah, I do agree there is a way to sneak past them. Just proning through a city isn't exactly, efficient. -
Come on now, what the hell...
Jesters (DayZ) replied to HamTheBacon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I heard Cherno is nice. -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
My problem is that they give away your position too much, they leave you wide open to anyone with a decent eye site. Might just be my PC making them have X-Ray vision.. But their aggro distance is too far for a rotting corpse. -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I tend not to talk about douche bags :D -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You make a fair point, and I do agree. But they give you away too damn much, if they walked at a steady pace, players would get the general idea of where you are. But with them sprinting full speed at your ass, makes it almost too easy for that bush wookie in the knoll. But in the end it's only my opinion to make them slower :) -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Half the time players find where you are because of Zombies, If you're further away than 150m from an area and there's Zombies, there's a player about because Zombies don't spawn until you're in the 150m radius, avoiding Zombies isn't easy in a town. There's around 3 behind every corner, I've tried everything. The only thing that works is proning and that only works in a grassy area, and if you're spotted. Your character takes around 5 seconds to stand up, acting all 'I'll be cool' -
Zombies are most likely the biggest threat..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Zombies are weak, yes. But the threat they hold is that they spot you from ridiculous distances and give away your position, which will ultimately get your killed by some greaser in a tower, slower Zombie which are stronger, would be so much better. Even making them get bored after so long of chasing you, or diverting towards a helpless Cow for food would make this game less annoying. -
I'm looking to start a small group with a few people, must speak fluent english, age isn't a concern but preferably over 15. You must be able to handle a joke and have a laugh, but you must also have more than a basic knowledge of how the game works, we will KOS if we feel threatened but no mindless killing. Raiding, looting, traveling and making camp is what we shall do. But most of all, have fun! Reply with your Skype and something that will reassure me.. Oh, and I'm from the UK.