Jesters (DayZ)

Hey guys ermm i have a team of 2 me and a friend we are a pretty good team but we are looking for an additional recruit. Any one but preferably with experience can join ermm we basically scout around and travel a lot looking for some decent weapons have a lot of fun on the travels though, Now and again we come across players to firefight with, but yeah additional info will be given through skype. skype- gamesjester If the above skype isnt online try the one below Just mention what your getting in touch about :D skype- l00katmydr3ams

Looking for someone like your sort for a team like ours reply to this for further details

Using tears as Lube right now, so cash.

Ok, this is kinda nooby but. I switch weapons from my pack into my inventory, example I have an AKM in my pack, and a DMR at hand. To swap them over I drop the DMR, drop the AKM. Then pick up in a fashion to have them swapped, I've only ever once tried another way and my item disappeared, or did I just get unlucky? -Jester

Call me an asshole, but I shoot on site unless they are severely under-armed, all this because of some cowardly douche at Devils Castle. I would say the story, but it annoys me -,-

Crazy Bitch.

Thanks ^^

Thanks for the replies guys! Helped an ole' noob here :D

Do you really think I'm that stupid ;)?

YES :D You can come if you like, if you're sure!

That's true, but wait until the hackers 'tools' don't work. Then move back into high population, during this time just figure out some loot routes etc :)

I know this seems like a cliche thread but bear with me, because I'm tired I shall shorten what I was originally going to say.. Crawlers and Hoppers should be slowed down, and only they should have the ability to break your legs. Seeing as they are in level with them, and the Runners (hitting area head/chest) should give you a spine injury. Therfor slower Zombies should be more deadly, as in most games. 90% of the time in other games the slow runners, are hard hitters. And yes, I'm aware this is like no other game. BUT SHIT NEEDS FIXING, YO!

Bump, need opinions..

Bandit skin was great, gives snipers something to look for instead of fresh spawners.

Ugh, why post this shit? Bush Wookies gonna be all up in my shit! P.S this is the most underrated loot path ever!

When you don't pee/poop.

Play lower population servers, why would a hacker mess a 6 man server up. Even hackers ain't that sad!

These situations remind me of when you're in a house and the zombies fucking flying superman shit punch you haha.

Before you start reading, I'd like you to know that I'm all for PvP. But this breaks retardedness, I was on around 6 murders, 2 Bandit kills, 80 Z kills etc. Me and two friends just finished killing two Bandits held up at Devils Castle, I managed to pick his M14 up. And then, some guy just appeared at the top with us, one friend started to shoot him and he yelled 'I'm friendly' so I immediately told my friend to stop, so he did. The fellow thanked me, as he sunk an Enfield shot into my brain. Killing me :') This doesn't anger me, just annoys me how I saved his life when I could of easily just blown him to pieces, yet he still kills me and gains nothing. As my friends messed him up badly. People are strange..

They where a clan tag team, he wasn't any part :(

Streets are uneven when you're down.

Faces look ugly, when you're alone.

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I made this post to generally aware new players to the fucking imbecile like actions people feel they need to take.