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Jesters (DayZ)

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  1. Jesters (DayZ)

    YouTube ideas for DayZ?

    Thanks for all the advice guys, much appreciated!
  2. Jesters (DayZ)

    YouTube ideas for DayZ?

    Thanks for the advice man, it's greatly appreciated! I'll inbox you on here when I get the time to put your ideas to use :D
  3. Jesters (DayZ)

    PLZ unlock CZ01

    Start again bro, personally. I find great gear ruins the game :X
  4. Jesters (DayZ)

    YouTube ideas for DayZ?

    Although I don't agree with the bandwagon part, thank for the input. I liked the idea about the I don't kill people series, that would be quite fun tbh :D Cheers for the input fella, beans for you!
  5. Great work, friend! Is it available using the Android App Store via device? I can't be bothered to trawl through the comments trying to find my answer, as the forums are snail pace atm :(
  6. Jesters (DayZ)

    YouTube ideas for DayZ?

    I'll have a go at that bro! That's if they don't see the funny side and maul me :')
  7. Jesters (DayZ)

    I can't play...

    I once ate a Brony, it tasted like dung and salt.
  8. Jesters (DayZ)

    Mountain Dew? I drank it...

    I once held onto a can of Dew for 3 days or so, no back luck I'm afraid. Guys, I think I may be the chosen one.. GIVE ME A CHANCE!
  9. Most of that stuff is already ingame, if it looks dodgy then don't use it. Mountain Dew is a rare drink, I'd hold onto it! And what I meant by dodgy items was shit like what I saw in a tent today.. 'G36C Mag....' and yes, it had those full stops at the end of it. So I just left alone :D Good luck on your endeavors, and on a side note. You can only get banned for scripting :D
  10. Jesters (DayZ)

    Butt hurt now :/

    Not really butt hurt, but I came in contact with my first Hacker today. Was literally in the back o' beyond of the map, finding somewhere to stash all the goodies I've come across on my travels. I then get my ass handed to me by a teleporting bitch titty script tard with an LMG.. My dayZ, I actually soiled a little, thank Lord for Elektro spawn 0.0
  11. Jesters (DayZ)

    Butt hurt now :/

    I'll give it a go! Managed to find an AKM with 1 mag and a revolver with a few mags, might have to hunt me some fags :'D
  12. Jesters (DayZ)

    Butt hurt now :/

    Haha, what made you say naked :')?
  13. Jesters (DayZ)

    Butt hurt now :/

    Because I die to fair game all the time, I don't mind it :) Also, he appeared directly infront of me and shot the second he appeared, which would be difficult for someone logging in as you stand there waiting to create for a good few seconds :)
  14. Jesters (DayZ)

    Butt hurt now :/

    I don't quite understand what you're saying, I wasn't hoarding. I had some stuff in my pack I needed to ditch into a tent lol, nor did I have a vehicle.
  15. Jesters (DayZ)

    Seriously???

    Wow, I never knew cases could stare :/
  16. Jesters (DayZ)

    Why the Hero skin is useless

    In my own opinion, they where most likely added to identify who to trust and who not too, existing Bandits have like -600k humanity anyways, would take a huge chuck of their life to get back up, only to be thrown back down when killing another player :)
  17. Jesters (DayZ)

    Arma trying to copy COD

    Obvious Troll is obvious.
  18. Jesters (DayZ)

    DayZ Standalone Confirmed

    Someone.. Please wipe my ass.
  19. Jesters (DayZ)

    "Balancing" Survivors and Bandits

    How about this, everyone gets the same treatment! Apart from hackers, they need punchface.
  20. Jesters (DayZ)

    Humanity -480k

    What the f**k did you do man?! You must of killed a lot of people haha, but the only way to raise humanity is to kill Bandits, give blood transfusions etc..
  21. Jesters (DayZ)

    I have the Hero Skin.

    Upgrade br0ski, it's not all that bad... I mean, who doesn't want to look like a Somalian Pirate?
  22. Jesters (DayZ)

    I have the Hero Skin.

    But... But I have +100 humanity. I'M A FUCKING GOOD KID I SWEAR!
  23. Jesters (DayZ)

    -280000 humanity

    Do poo
  24. After I logged back in after an update, I appear to have the Bandit head gear, minus my backpack and my Zombie kills have dropped to 0, same as my humanity and I have no murders, nor did I before log out.. Will I keep the headgear because of past life murders?
  25. Jesters (DayZ)

    Strange relog after update..

    Now it's getting strange, the game threw me into 3rd person.. Took my Zombie kills and removed my head gear, I decided to kill myself in order to sort it out (may of glitched) Spawned back with head gear, after gaining a few Zombie kills it got removed again -.-
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