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Jesters (DayZ)
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I've added most of you to my Skype :)
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So, you're telling me you never played GTA underage? Stop trying to act all 'grown up' because you're lecturing children over playing an M rated video game..
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You're asking a lot brother, don't get me wrong I play a serious game but I love joking during serious situations. I act rationally but I'll lighten the tense mood :')
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Getting two different characters
Jesters (DayZ) replied to twist474's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yeah, I'm with smasht.. Must be a private hive bro :( -
I don't know if it's the same for anyone else but, loot spawning is becoming pretty bad. After spawning Kamenka I think, stuff it I'll go on the deer stand route and wow I should have just made it towards Balota (another failed loot location) after hitting 7 deer stand, 2 high loot barns I still find myself with an axe. In no way is this a rant, just a question to you guys if loot is becoming a bit of a joke to come across, a few weeks ago finding something that shoots was a piece of pie. Now it's just, dung.
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This game must hate me..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'll have a try at that bro! Thanks :) -
Looking for a few people to knock around with, doing the usual. Heading north, raiding, looting etc, we aren't going to be Bandits but we will kill if we see a threat e.g. another group of players with weapons, as no one can be trusted in this game :') I'm from the UK, 18 years old and I'm available most of the time! Drop a reply saying how long you've played for, must be able to handle banter and have fun :D
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The gun thing happens with me, only when I alt+tab back in, I once unloaded my last m4 mag into the skies over Elektro, was not happy..
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Right, before I say this I'd like to mention I'm not trying to hassle people to my channel, I'm just curious as to what you people would like to see (video wise) on DayZ? I've tried a let's play survival series, but it's harder than it sounds. Having to record everything you do and restarting when you die is a pain, I'm on around 92 subs, a small time commentator and would like some tips on how to make something a bit more interesting than your average DayZ series :) Thanks for your time :D
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At Devils castle with 2 friends, we just finished mauling 2 other Bandits and gained some nice loot (M14 AIM) which is my favorite Sniper rifle, anyways some random noob appeared out of nowhere on top of the main ruin, my friend began unloading Makarov shots into him, I told him to stop as the random was saying friendly. In which he proceeded to turn my way and unload an Enfield round into my face, after I just saved his life. needless to say I don't trust any random on DayZ anymore.
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There is no problem in this game... why?
Jesters (DayZ) replied to killingwillum's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You're bang on here mate, I agree with you. You can kinda compare other survivors to the biker clan from the original Dawn Of The Dead haha :') Ruthless mo'fuc*as! -
Starting a small, proper squad.
Jesters (DayZ) replied to CyberTyrant's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm willing to join you, I'd like to take part as the support role :) I'm 18 years old, not a beasty ass voice but certainly not annoying. Added on Skype :) -
Rocket, Please don't. (Dayz on Console).
Jesters (DayZ) replied to alcatraz968's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Guys guys guys! Why are you worrying about the game on console? You don't have to play it on console, just play it on PC :/ -
Everyone that thinks PVP should be removed....
Jesters (DayZ) replied to MGreenwald's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You need to read your post, I'm right.. -
Fashions and 'faces' of Chernarus
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Bernd (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I personally like to go for the Somalian Pirate look, the way my head wrap accents my dark skin and Aviator shades is phenomenal, people tend to stay away because the idea I give out is that I'm one mean bitch. -
Everyone that thinks PVP should be removed....
Jesters (DayZ) replied to MGreenwald's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
OP must be boring IRL, aside from that if PVP was removed, you'd find the game would become boring as shit! You don't need Military loot to kill zombies, a Winchester, m1911, Beans and Soda is all you need to stay alive against the horde. Just stay away from Elektro, Cherno etc and you'll be fine! -
Remove Tents And Kill Everyone (A Fresh Start)
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Talon2000uk's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm going to agree with you here. -
I was wondering if there's going to be an update regarding the fact when you have the Bandit skin, no pack appears on your back. But when in 1st person and ALT'ing to look behind it's on your back. It's not a deal breaker, would just make you look less.. Poor :')
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(Voice trolling) the best camo is to look like a zombie !
Jesters (DayZ) replied to swissm4n's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Nice idea haha! You could snag some pretty decent gear using this method :D -
I wish I had a screenie, but some hacker thought he'd 'trick' players by placing a tent near elektro fire station with some seemingly 'rare' goodies, upon looking I found an item named 'G36C mag...' and yes, it had the fullstops on the end, also had a tonne of other retarded ammo types, what are they trying to accomplish? I don't know if this doughnut was trying to get people banned for obtaining hacked items or what, either way I lol'd.
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Hackers are retarded..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Nawh, I love this game. A few little kids thinking they're coding masters never hurt, they make the game fun. I'd rather lose end game gear and have to start again, then resort to killing fresh spawners in Elektro ;) -
Hackers are retarded..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Touche! -
Hackers are retarded..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Thanks Gambles :D -
Hackers are retarded..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
That's why I lol'd at his attempt, which is what made me create this post. 'THEY ARE STUPID' is pretty much what I'm trying to put across. -
Hackers are retarded..
Jesters (DayZ) replied to Jesters (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm not complaining, I'm just stating they are thick as pig sh*t, I know it's in Alpha.. I know.
