Mako.

Just for fun, i'll keep this thread updated with my exploits as a bandit , sharing stories, ranting about stupid shit, kinda like a blog. Enjoy or don't and stop reading you fuck, Also this thread is opened to other stories or even ' chronicles' or diaries :D --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Day 1: Ah fuck, i thought to myself, i was in a real pickle. I always had one major problem with this game, well actually two, aside from the major problem of me freezing up every god damn minute for eight- ten seconds, i was always too greedy. I was already pretty decked out, coyote backpack filled with cooked meat, TWO yeah i said TWO MOUNTAIN DEWS!!!!!!!!, some morphines, other sodas, and some extra mags for my Ak Kobra. I had just re-logged in a forest by the NW field when i heard some shots. I thought, you know, the barracks haven't been kind to me and i have what i need until i kill someone or find a heli site. But nope, my greed of wanted me to check the barracks just one more time before i left. I took the long crawl to it and heard shots of m4a1s all the way there. All i saw was a horde of dead zombies and a dead survivor, instantly my conservation side said ' get out, get out now' but my greed took me inside to find the barracks was absolutely nothing. I cursed myself and ran the hell out of there when i heard the two worst cracks of my E-Life. The first was the bullet bursting from the barrel of the man watching me in the ATC tower, the second was my leg bone. I crawled away and scanned the horizon for the shooter. I saw him and noticed the sky was darkening, an evil idea popped into my mind. I knew i wouldn't survive even if i ran out to a town, and dcing aint my style bro, so i blitz the tower randomly shooting and threw as many flares as i could. The shooter panicked and turn his m4a1 on auto. He dumped 3 mags into the air hoping to take me and the zombies down. I took out my m1911 , shot both of his legs, ran outside only to have my leg broken by a random zed who decided to break my leg at 9000 blood AFTER i used my last morph .... Well at the time i was still pretty pissed off about ZERO ( referrence to my post A Bandit's Tale: Friendship , Lies, Betrayal) and just wanted to take someone down. The only downside to my actions? The two mountain dews would go unappreciated by some random zombie or a noob ):

Day 15: * The page is smudged with mud making some of the text unreadable* -------------------------------------- Upon request, the names have been changed Except for mine, Also i've made this post a little more personal, to make it seem like an actual diary of someone surviving, and yes, i've added some non dayz elements. * Radio Chatter Channel 1 * Overlord- Spooky, Do you have eyes on the camp. Spooky- Negative, I sent Saber, and Zai to scout the perimeter, i'm maintaining overwatch. Overlord- Spooky, Tell your squadmates to stick closer to the trees, i can see them moving around the camp from 2km away. Spooky- What are you talking about ? Saber and Zai are nowhere near the camp. Overlord- Well then whose the 2 people coming up around you. *Radio Chatter Channel 3 * Spooky- Where exactly are you guys? Saber- Er, i say we are about 600m outside the camp, why? Spooky- Are you or Zai near me? Zai- No, you told us to scout the perimeter for another squad. * Broadcast to all squad channels* Spooky- This is a declaration of a mission gone fucking wrong, i repeat, the raid is off, everyone fucking run, we're spotted, get the fuck out of here guys. *CRACK CRACK CRACK* *Gunfire Continues for several minutes* *Thud* *Groans* *Radio Static* *Radio Static* *Radio Static* *Berrrrcccccczzzzz* Ah damn it, i had recently found a radio on one of the dead bodies near Green Mountain and it was working fine for a second until it just..... stopped, and all i can hear now is static. Sigh, i sat down on the ground near my campfire and laid back on my dirtbike, i threw the useless radio against the trees, i was really hoping to hear some news from a far and distant broadcasting station talking about how chernaus was quarntined or some old music tunes, automatically set to play on certain channels. I put my pack on my lap and rummaged through it, i took out a hefty steak and put it on my makeshift skew over my fire. I took out my m1911, put a clip in it and put it on the ground next to me, next i took my AS50 rifle out and started to clean it. I blew through the disassembled barrel and swabbed through it with a rag i found in a house's kitchen. I took out a box of 12.7 rounds and reloaded some empty mags. I slapped in a brand new mag into the rifle and heard a satisfying click as i heard the receiver load a round into the chamber. ( A tantalizing aroma drifted from the skew) Yum, dinner time, fresh beef on a stick, my favorite. I took a bite out of the charred meat and savored the flavor, the slightly burnt skin but juicy inside told me i had cooked it to perfection. I set down my meal on a plastic plate and rummaged through my pack to find a Heineken Glass. I thought that in the face of certain death, that it would be nice to live a little bit like before the infections. I took out a can of mountain dew and poured it into the glass, a rare drink in the Russian country, most didn't like it since it did not go well with the vodka or any other spirit unlike pepsi or coke. I lifted the glass into the air and toasted 'ZA VAS' to myself. A rare celebration should be celebrated with the finest meal possible, fresh meat cooked to perfection, and a drink that is like gold in the era of the infected. Today was my birthday, my second since the death came back to life again, i've seen many groups fallen, many friends fallen, and many survivors, die, but not me, i've endured harsh winters, the living dead, and hostile survivors, but yet have lived for two years. I finished my meal fit for a champion and moved a little closer to the fire. I pulled out some spare blankets and huddled up to my bike. Happy birthday i thought to myself as i fell asleep. *Rustle Rustle* I reached for my pistol and instinctively scanned the area around me, no wildlife was in this area, only people, or the infected. *Rustle Rustle* I looked to the left of me and saw a bloodied body crawl out of the brush, 'Please Don't Shoot I'm Out of Ammo', he proceeded to black out. Usually i would place a bullet right in his frontal lobe, not knowing if this was a trap where a far away sniper were to shoot me while i was helping this fellow out, but seeing as i was in a festive mood from my birthday i checked his body to see if he was carrying any ammo, he was quite armed with guns but all the mags were empty and he didn't carry a knife with him, unusual since they were so useful. Being careful of snipers i used the trees as my cover and dragged the body into cover. I bandaged him as well as i could but he suffered some severe blood loss, i didn't have any blood bags because i would need a partner to administer me one, but i've been a lone wolf for the past couple months so i had no need for them. I sat on my log and relit the campfire, i took out some more steaks and skewed them to roast. I was starting to nibble on the steaks for my breakfast when my new companion started to come too again. He sniffed the aroma of my meal and asked for water. I looked in my pack and took out a half filled canteen, I threw it to him but he was too occupied with the steak i had been cooking. Half way done with the steak he looked up at me sitting on the log by the campfire, with no food. "Oh, im sorry...' he started to begin, i waved him off saying it was fine, game was becoming more popular in the woods where i normally set up camp. He slowed his ravenous consumption of the food and started to look around. " That's a nice rifle you got there'' referring to my AS50, i replied "Yeah, it is, but don't even think about it'' i casually moved my coat back a bit to flash a wide variety of pistols i could shoot him with before he could even grab the rifle. Smiling he said he wouldn't need a rifle to kill me now about to flash his own weapons until he noticed they were gone. 'Don't worry, they're by my bike all cleaned and loaded for you.'' A stunned look appeared and glanced over to my bike, sure enough there they were, his weapons all shiny and mags fully loaded. 'Thanks' was all he could muster and he continued gnawing on the steak's bone. Yawn, sorry guys its like 3 in the morning, imma continue the story tomorrow

No its a regualr desktop Directx : 11 i7 procosscer 8 gigs of ram 1 tb hard drive GTS 450 NVIDA dayz also on a ramdisk.

Bandit Chronicles Day 4: Instincts *You see, Instincts are what drive you to survive, your instincts determine if you find a can of yummy beans, or find yourself pinned down by me trying to drive a bullet into your face.* -------------------------------------- *Global Chatter* - Yea, bro there are 3-4 snipers teamed up in Cherno - Confirmed, got shot down by school building - Spotted one sniper on hill, one of tall tower silo thing - I see them too, confirmed 3 snipers, possible fourth - Dude, what the fuck, they have 2 guys on the ground too, silenced M4s. - Idiots, stay out, they'll get bored if we don't feed them - Bitch, shut the fuck up, i do what i want. *Proceeds to get shot in face* - What the fuck you little twats, you are cunts who have no lives shooting unarmeds. *same guy* - Wait, i think they're gone, i don't see them anymore. Hm, a little challenge i thought as i headed to Cherno on my dirtbike. I was armed to the teeth, with a tier 2 sniper, camo gear, NVGs, rangefinders, silenced m4, and enough ammo to survival TWO zombie apocalypses. I only wanted to go to Cherno for a nice little firefight, and maybe if i was lucky, i'd get their gear and hoped they had a tier 3 rifle like a AS50. I parked my bike 1.5 km away from cherno in a little open patch of land and fast marched to the hills that overlooked the smaller hill, snipers camped out on. The server was pitch black, the bright beacons of chemlights littered the city, and booms of rifles cracked in the air as the moving beacons dropped dead. I settled in a spot where i could pretty much see all the sniping nests and could maintain cover. I took the risk to set up some wire fences around me so that i was boxed in and couldn't be ambushed easily. I sighted the hill below me first and set my sights to 300m. I took aim and slowly scanned the bushes, back and forth to look for the first victim. CRACK. The 7.62 round whizzed through the air and landed between two trees into what appeared to be a bush. Except, that in my experiences, a bush doesn't move and spew blood after being shot at. I sighted the tower quickly and looked for the second sniper. No way three snipers could be in one city without killing each other if they weren't teamed. with one teammate down, they others would be looking for me. I chambered a round when I heard the boom of a CZ in the ATC tower. I saw the sniper relocated and was trying to bait me out by shooting randomly into the hills where his teammate thought i was. I knew there was a third sniper looking for that muzzle flash when i would fire upon the bait. I quickly dismantled my box and relocated to my first victims position. *Global Chatter* -Dude, i think there's a counter sniper - How the hell do you know that? - Well, seeing that they aren't shooting me while im in the wide open, im guessing they are looking for someone - Guys, just stay out of cherno, you're only making the problem worse by entertaining the losers. I quickly opened his pack and took some rounds for my m24. I rummaged throughout his pack and found some m107 mags,hinting that if he was an ammo carrier, one of the snipers would have a nice rifle for me. I re-sighted my scope on the ATC tower and adjusted it to 200. I placed my crosshairs directly in his face, hoping my bullet would drop enough so it'll hit his neck and squirt like a geyser. Just as i was about to pull the trigger, i whipped my gun around and fired directly into the face of the fourth member of the squad. He was trying to eliminate me quietly, without a firefight to confirm the rumors that the squad's monopoly was quickly disintegrating. Paranoid, i quickly relocated because i knew that they had to have eyes of me to send an assassin to try and take me out. I receded back into the hills and took up a spot high in the treeline. I scanned every nook and cranny of cherno to look for a spotter or a sniper because i knew they would have someone watching me to relay the info to their oncoming death squad. A UAZ quickly drove into cherno, offloaded 2 more members and drove away. Great, even more people to search for me. I was about to give up on the search and retreat when i notice a barrel sticking out from behind a stairway. The factory area with the building with a shitload of flights of stairs by the red apartments, had a shitload of snipers also. The sniper on the ATC tower, had slipped away to the building and set up with the two others that got dropped off by the UAZ. It turned out that the third sniper was also their. I took out my binoculars to sight the range and saw that all the snipers were staring directly at me. The next thing i hear are the bullets whizzing at me, bringing me death. CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK. They lit the fucking forest up with AS50 rounds, the trees around my head blew up with huge holes rights through the middle where my head would be. I zig zagged back up the hill while a team of five snipers spammed their mags at me. Apparently, they were loaded with ammo, or they hacked it in since they seemed to be relentless with their firing. I was almost to the top, where i could reach my dirtbike and drive away to safety. First came the drop, my screen started slowing, then came the freezing. My character would freeze, moving at the speed of snail, then teleport up the hill. When my lag died down, i was about 5m away from the top when my legs cracked and gave way as a .50 cal bullet tore through it. I rolled away , as soon as possible, gave myself some morph and ran away. I escaped with 300 blood. Global chatter exploded as the noobs stormed the stairways and took their gear, it was a battle royal for the gear when someone said. I FOUND A FUCKING BUSS! ITS LOADED WITH GUNS AND AMMO. Everybody went crazy and swarmed the bus for gear. I scoped in and shot out the tires as everyone was shouting and singing into their mic as they rode along the MSR in their party bus. I got back on my bike and rode away to my camp near willow lake.

Bandit Chronicles Day 3: The freeze ------------------------------------------- I was in desperate in need of animals, one thing i missed about a partner or a squad, no one to back you up and give you a blood bag in a pinch. My search drove me to the fields near NW field, a dangerous place for someone as ill equipped as i was. 2000 Blood and a round left for my CZ rifle, most of my ammo was spent on the train of zombies that attacked me when i fired the rifle in starry, couldn't even loot the body. I was approx. 600m from the field when i spotted a cow, i prayed , thanking god until i noticed where the cow was, right smack in the middle of a circle of trees. I could be killed so easily, a scrub with a decent eye and an enfield could do it. However i knew that the risk of the cow was a needed thing because without that 6.5k in meat, one hit from a zombie could end my life. I crawled up to the unsuspecting cow, check my mags, and used my last bullet in my m1911 and placed it squarely in the head. The cow tipped and i gutted its fleshy insides. I retreated into a treeline and immediately put up a campfire. I cooked the meat and munched on it as quickly as possible. Satisfied with 8.4k blood i headed off to the NW field to see if i could pick off a bandit or find some mags. Traveling only 100m i heard the sounds of running foot steps and the growls of a zombie train, a very long one. About 3 seconds after i stopped and scanned the treelines i saw a female run out into the pasture i had just came from and a train of 20 zombies was close behind. Checking my chamber one last time, i knew i had only one shot to kill her, on the move and if i missed, she'd be gone past the treeline out of sight and range. I didnt have time to take out my range finders so i guesstimated the distance at 100m and took sight. For the past 7 seconds ive seen her, she'd been on a steady diagonal path that would eventually bring her right in my of my line of sight. I took a steady lead with my scope and fired right before she entered the tree line which would've provided cover for her. Right as i shot my game froze, no no no no, i thought, i tapped my keyboard hoping it'd make it better. This was suppose to be my good server, one of the very few where i don't freeze every 30 seconds, but i guess that all servers turn on me sooner or later. When my game finally unfroze, the train of zombies were halfway across the field on the way to me, the female no where to be seen and i was out of ammo. Keeping cool, i took out a smoke and m67 nade. I threw the smoke behind me, threw the m67 in the middle of the train and i bailed straight to the last known position of the female. I rearmed myself with a hatchet and sprinted like no one's business, ' Don't dc Don't Dc don't dc' i prayed, i was pretty sure i hit the player before i lagged out and hoped she didnt alt f4. My shot went too low but capped the knees, causing her to faint and bleed out. The loot was subpar, a mag for my m1911 and a bandage was all i really needed. I looked behind me and found that the zombies grew disinterested with the smoke and were already chasing me for sprinting like an idiot. I was about to run when i remembered to check the alice pack. Jackpot, i found a pair of some nvgs, mags for my CZ, but it was unusual, there was a mags for a revolver and a m24, like she had a second set of guns. I realized she was probably running from the zombies because of a firefight in which she lost her partner and she grabbed his stuff and ran when the zombies came to investigate the shots. I ran back to the outskirts of the airfield and heard the flies. I searched and found a dead ghillie in the trees. Sure enough i found that it held an m24, and a ghillie suit of course. I dropped the CZ and upgraded to the M24. I was pretty happy and was about to call it a day when i heard a shot, i immediatly crouched and was about to scanned the base when my controls didnt activate. I was frozen, standing straight up in one of the most popular places. Luckily the freeze only maintained for a few seconds and i fired some .45 rounds back at them. I limped away with 5k health and a very very annoyed attitude. Twenty fucking five dollars spent on a game and i can barely play it without risking my life cause of a stupid lag spike. oh well, it was a good day, some nvgs , a ghillie suit, and a oh so sweet m24, playing in the night time will be delicious, lag or no lag.

So i just recently bought the game and im having some serious lag issues with the game. I don't know if its my computer , my internet service, or the server itself. Im pretty sure my computer is good enough to run it as it has a i7 processor, 8 gigs of RAM, and some other top of the line equipment i cant name off my head. Its kinda embarassing for me to think that a decently good computer like mine has to run everything on low as it can go. Even at a server ping of 62, graphics, shadowing, etc. at 'very low' , every half minute i lag and freeze for 7-10 seconds. Is this a result of my computer, the server, the internet connection, my graphic card? Also ive seen videos of where people 'desync' out of cars and copters where they kinda lag out and freeze in a spot which looks like my problems. Could this also be a factor? However, while almost every US server ive tried, ive experienced horrible lag spikes there is one server 'seattle 28' that seems to have provided me a server where i dont have spikes, or maybe havent had them yet. Should i get a new graphic card? or should i just hop on every server and test it if i lag? Because im sure i should have the capacity to the game ):

HURRY MY YOUNG ONES, BRING VEST POUCH YOU MUST, MUST NOT LOSE TOO MUCH. HMMM?

The mouth of the poster must compensate for another part of his body, which also explains his obession with VIRGIN VIRGIN BLAH BLAH BLAH

Bandit Chronicles Day 2: The Respawn ----------- Ah Sweet! I had spawned in kamenka , my favorite starting city. I started out north instantly, ignoring most of the deer stands along the way focusing on my run to get to zelno as fast as possible. Luckily the one deer stand i did stop at, contained an mp5 with 3 mags, a good start considering all i had was a band aid, some drugs, and a gun. When i hit Zelno i crept down to the supermarket and made out like a bandit. No pun intended. A brand new spanking alice pack filled to the brim with cans of beans , soda, all the navigation tools, hunting & cooking tools. And the fact that i killed a sniper snooping for some beans and liberated a cz rifle from him, gave me such a happy joy that i would've dropped everything for a cz and a couple of rounds. I've never been comfortable in close to mid range combat, too much risk for my blood. No ,most would know that im the type to stay behind, give enemy positions to the scouts and keep the people pinned behind that barn with a couple of well placed shots to scare them. Most people nowadays would check the tree lines of starry sobor before looting the tents and would often catch a rookie with his pants down, but thats not me, too many lessons learned that way. I would normally set up farther away from the tents themselves, and would often only have sight of the treelines and some of the tents. Some might say, hey wait a moment, if your such a good sniper, why arent you in the position to snipe people at the tents?. Well like i said before, i got killed... ALOT, just by sitting in those popular nests and having a decent player sneak up behind me whilst i was focused on a noob in the tents. So while i had my partner ZERO, i had him in the treeline where a sniper would most likely set up and then i ,myself would set up 200-300m farther back than usual, pretty much out of range of the tents. What our tactic was that Zero would loot the tents while i provided cover, from an actual popular nest, then have him set up where i was watching him, give him a cheap rifle, and have me relocated to a very unlikely nest. We'd lure people in with him shoot a couple of rounds off and yelling in chat, ' SNIPER DOWN IN STARRY, SNIPER DOWN, LOOT LOOT LOOT' He wasn't a bad shot either, he often get more kills than me, though i was often only shooting those he couldn't see because he was already in another firefight. Well i just noticed its 3 in the morning here in san francisco, and that my battery is almost dead on my laptop, i think i'll call it quits here. Sorry guys, i realized most of this post was about the past and not very exciting, i'll try to play and get some more interesting events for you :D

Thanks for the offer, i'll keep you guys in mind if i figure out these lag issues with the game x.x and it seems you know me from my other post and if you do, you'll know i dont have a mic and that is a dealbreaker for most groups :/

Whatever the fuck you wanna call it, its pretty damn annoying. I have post effects disabled, vsynced disabled, everything on low, 3d res on 960 , interfact res, 1280, but yet i still lag every 30 seconds and freeze for about 8 seconds. Its to the point where its almost unbearable. Anyone know a fix? And for using a ramdisk, those videos seem to be a bit... dated and they use the 'six updater' to launch but i have the six 'launcher' and my dayz folder is in a weird location so going into the launcher and setting the paths are a bit wonky. Anybody know a solution? Here is a list of my full specs OS: window 7 Processor: i7 Ram: 8 gigs Graphics: Nvid GTS 450 DirectX: 11 even have 750 gigs left on hard drive

Well i confirmed its not the six updater, as even with it being closed out, ingame i still lag though this tactic does provide me a few extra seconds in my normal lag intervals

Yup just updated my nvid drives to 3.01 today, and i scan with anti virus and norton every 3 weeks. As far as i known ive lagged on most of the servers and only found a couple of servers that are 'good' where i dont freeze every 10 seconds, but even then they ' just happened to crash or start lagging' However i do theorize that since i lag only every 30 seconds it might be because i leave the launcher open and it refreshes which makes me lag. Just a theory, Will test after searching for more possiblities

Well for sure i surpass the requirement specs and even hit above the recommended specs, heres a full list of my specs, i have my video drives all updated, most of the settings ingame are low - very low and yet i still lag, anyone know why? Specs OS: Window 7 Processor: i7 Memory: 8gigs Graphics, Nvid GTS 450 Directx : 11 free disk drive space: 750 gigs....

Its a GeForce GTX (S?) 450

Note: This is a true series of events played by me and my friend, however certain elements are added to the story to make it look like more of a realistic first person view. Be warned fellow bandits/ readers, this is a long one. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, i guess i should start at the beginning, that's as good as a place as any to start, right? I just recently got the game and spawned near cherno. I've been watching sacriel and other youtube personas play so i had a good idea of where to check for some loot. After hitting the bars, fire station towers, and supermarket, i was pretty pimped out for a newly spawned. Alice pack filled with 6 sodas, 6 cans of food, 3 painkillers, 3 morphine injectors, and a couple of extra mags, most of the needed tools , hatch , compass, map, hunting knife, matches, an 1886 winchin with 5 shells , m1911 with 4 mags, and the feeling of me being able to conquer the world 225 sq km map. I was exiting the northern most firestation tower when i hear the sound of running footsteps, and the frantic shouting of a person saying ' FRIENDLY FRIENDLY, DO NOT SHOOT PLEASE DON'T SHOOT'. I saw he had an AKM on him and thought ' Well that gun sure does look shiny and he could just be lying to steal my stuff'. I raise my iron sights , aimed center mass and was about to pull the trigger when i see a train of about 10 zombies chasing him, my once smiling face turned to panic as i realized that the zombies would be both on me and the new guy. I quickly typed in 'Turn around and shoot or we both die'. He follows the ordered and we both funnel the zombies into the doors of the fire station. The army of zombies is quickly dispatched, and he turns to face me, with the AKM on full , pointed directly at my face. At that moment i was kicking myself for helping this guy i didnt know and now we were in a situation where both of us would end up with low blood and broken bones. He lowers his weapon to my surprise and gives me a blood bag, he yells thanks into the mike as he runs away. Stunned, i walked out the back door and checked my inventory as if it was all a trick and i had been robbed. Everything was accounted for and it seemed as if, DayZ was alot more friendly than i thought. I ran after him and typed in " WAIT , Do you wanna partner up atleast?' And that was how it began, we were a dynamic duo, i was always more inclined to the support/overwatch role so when we were on our way to Starry after raiding zelno and a couple of deer stands and found a cz rifle in a barn, i took it and gave the M4a1 CCO SD to my partner ( Zero.) which i had looted from an afk in a bush. I sent him to the tents in Starry while i watched it from the North hill with the tree line (maybe its the south.... I forget what direction its exactly in) covering me as i sighting the tents with my trusty CZ rifle. I hear him in our chat channel screaming for me to come down. I hear silenced shots and i quickly recede back into the tree line until i hear him saying ' Sorry, it was just a zombie,' I rush in and find a dead survivor with 2 ghillies , an AS50 with 3 mags, 2 night visions, some silenced mags for my partners m4a1 and a range finder. Me and Zero were jumping were joy, and paranoia. We grabbed as much goodies as we could get and hauled ass into the forests. We wrecked havoc in the north western field, we were setting up in our usual position for the daily hunt, i was on what we called the 'barracks hill' which provided me with vision of the barracks and the hangers and the control tower. He was set up in the treeline by the barracks located in the middle of the field by the hangers. We took down a squad of 3 , 4 lone wolves, and a duo much like us. The loot was mediocre to our dismay, a mag for me, a g17 , which we didnt like to use, some nades, and a coyote backpace. We were already pretty decked out, only missing a pair of NVG for my CQC partner and a couple of silenced m9s. Eventually we got ourselves a nifty little camp. It was located around devil's castle, with 2 dirt bikes, an atv, a sedan, and a very very damaged heli. We took our dirt bikes out to refuel and maybe pick up some extra jerry cans to help the heli get that much closer to working. We knew it would take quite a while and luck to get that thing running once again after we got shot at so many times by the unsuspecting crew we stole it from. We didnt know what to do except hunt for NVGs and engaged in PVP at western. Hell we even staged challenges declaring those who beat us could have our gear. ( We normally keep the good stuff at camp such as the extra ghilles, Silenced weapons , m107s, NVGS) Life was good for Mako (me) And Zero. That is until that fateful day, when i took the dirtbike to Cherno to save Zero's ass after he had gotten in a conflict with a crew with a fucking bus. I was in the North East Air Strip looking for some helicopter parts when i heard him over the mic to come and help. i typed in that i was coming from the strip and for him to hop on his bike to come towards me. We met up in Soli but something was strange. ( If your wondering why i don't use skype, mumble, or TS to talk with my mic, i broke it during a session of CSS and broke it in a rage ) He was holding an L85 AWS when i met him in the barn where it provided us with cover, and the high ground advantage. He said he got it from killing a guy in Starry and looting him the night before. I told him to take out his silenced M4 so zombies wouldn't interfere with the on coming firefight but he said that the zombies would slow in the doors, protecting us from a blitz. It was unlike him to be so comfortable with the idea of a shitload of zombies surrounding us. I heard the bus coming so i ran up the stairs and looked with my range finders. I saw a team of maybe 3 fully armed with AKs heading toward us in a big blue bus. Seconds later i heard a choppa and saw it deploy 3 more guys, one with a L85. I was about to tell Zero how we might be saved if the choppa crew was not with the bus until i saw him right behind me with the gun pointed right in my face, I typed in, you weren't in trouble were you?' He replied 'No, i joined a new clan, a clan that can provide me more goodies and more security than your lame ass sniping could.' i typed in, you gonna kill me and loot me? He said 'No, i wouldve done it while you entered this Shed, youve been a good partner, for that i want your equipment and i'll give you a 10 second start to your bike to run.' i dropped my as50 and NVGs and rangefinder. I was starting down the stairs when i alted to check behind me. Zero broke rule number one of our team ' never loot until your area is clear or have a fellow teammate watching you. i walked back up, took our my m1911. and empty 2 mags into his body. Over excessive? Maybe, but i knew i would be dead. I saw that the sniper and l85 were paired up in a sniping position. The advance team was already almost through the doors. I took the Sniper, range finders, NVGs, his l85 (at the cost of 5 blood bags, 3 epi- pens- and 2 cans of beans) and the mags. I ran as fast as i could when i heard the firing of Aks and the yelling of the crew shouting for me to surrender or die. i had a broken leg but still alive. I crawled out, leaned to the right emptied 3 clips of pistol rounds into the barn to keep them back. i gave myself a shot of morph and drove away on my bike. I had to get back to the camp before Zero told the heli pilot where it was. When i got back, i shot all the wheels of our transportation except the extra atv we had just recently repaired, took all the silenced weapons and mags and dumped them into the atv, put in as many jerry cans as the atv's inventory could hold and threw a nade into the center of the camp just to release some anger. i drove away and set up a new camp. I was angry, my partner that i had so trusted for the past couple of weeks, had turned out to be a traitor, sold me out for a stupid l85. As i was driving away from the carange of our camp i heard the rotors of a helicopter. I knew they would spot me in the open plains and i couldnt outrun them so i got off, took out my sniper and started taking shots at the helicopter. It banked away and soon after, 2 UAZs came and deployed a squad of men to raid my former camp and kill me. One of which happened to be Zero himself. I wanted to take out as many douchebags as i could so i hid in the trees, patiently waited, and when they finally thought they could enter the camp site, i typed in BONZI MOTHER FUCKERS' and threw out 2 m67 frags and sprayed with one of the extra m4s i had salvaged. Unfortuantly the nades did more damage to me as i ran right where they fell and only manged to give a couple of broken bones . I respawned in kamenka, headed north and that is where i am now. Hunting in the north, all by myself, lonely, armed only with a ak korba and some cans of food. Looking for a new partner. If you would like to partner add me on steam 'cloudchromatic' and sorry i have to communicate only with chat, no mic ): and i can only play on certain servers, most servers and i mean like 99% i have very serious lag issues with. Note: Yes this is a true story, you can call it a fake or 'too bullshitty' but it did happen. Some might say 'oh he presses so much that it is true that he makes it too obvious that he's lying' but i dont give a fuck.

ah yes thank you, well theres the answer

yes they exist in game though very rare and really only belong to extremely organized squads or a hacker

haha i'll might have to take up your offer but i might take some time. I'll have to solve my lag issues with the game first, i keep freezing up every half minute and its quite annoying and makes me a huge livability, plus i have no mic xD

oh yea i havent thought of that, ive been getting error messages to update them when i play bf3 too xD could you kindly direct me to a place where i can do that?