BroskiMcBroham

First time I saw one, he sprinted out of an alcove at me at night, scary as hell.

Cool story bro, tell it again, but this time, some pointers. Your intro was good, and the rising action was okay, but he climax and falling action? Weaksauce. I would try adding in something cool, like maybe a panda, or heck, a dragon would spice it up. I look forward to a revised version.

Stary Sobor

Dr. Pepper, what happens when the guy at a soda counter gets bored and throws everything together to see what happens. GENIUS.

The .50 Cals are only common because of duping. Lose one? Just shrug it off, you can probably find a tent full of em'. If you have a range finder, shooting a target is easy. If you don't have a rangefinder, and have something other than a CZ550, calculating distance is an easy formula away, the Mil dots in the DMR scope also roughly equal a certain range. The only real advanage the .50 Cals have over the others, is the fact that they can zero at a farther range. If you're shooting someone a Kilometer away, you might be overkilling it a bit right there. So they're about eqaul. Alt-F4 is Alt-F4, shouldnt factor in at all.

Tip, when in a car at night, and you dont have NVGs, and you have to drive through a town dodging burned out cars and roadblocks, no matter what your instincts tell you, TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHTS. Hitting a roadblock at 82 KPH is a horrible way to die.

Never. Logging off (Intentionaly) in combat is for noobs.

Six headshots to kill a zombie? Wut.

Not unless I can find this bus...

Why not invole the Dr.Pepper/7-Up corporation while you're at it?

Only reason so many people have them is because of hacking and duping, we've been over this. Also, getting shot with an M24 hurts almost as much as a .50 Cal. You're still dead either way.

Alright, remove Bandits. What does the game become? BORING.

No, keep them in the game. Make everything more lethal. It shouldn't take two full chambers of revolver ammo to kill someone like it does now.

Probably.

Try this, all it does is roll back the graphic files a patch or two, no more error around military spawns. https://www.dropbox.com/s/gnthhhy6627bhie/DayZ Artifacting Fix.zip