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I've seen zombie doctors they're not hacked in, however I rarely see them spawn.

U mad bro?

Thanks for sharing, there are absolutely zero threads about this matter.

You'd think that someone with 801 posts wouldn't make such whiny threads.

You may.

Might as well play ARMA 2 then...

Sup guuuuuuaaayys up for an awesome adventure? Yeah you are! My situation. Login, fainted, no hourglass, dafuq? waited for at least 20 minutes before I came to the conclusion that I'm screwed and I didn't even ALT F4 so I must be bugged but who cares! Ok moving on... Option 1. Save me by poking me with an epi-pen Option 2. Kill me Is it worth your time? Yes it is because my (soon to be your) gear is fucking awesome amagawd! I'm being serious here no really I mean it. I even found a god damn satchel bomb thingy and I never found one of those bastards before. Am I trolling? I know it looks that way you'll never know until you get there, besides it's not like you have anything better to do right? Where is your location so I can fucking kill you? I'm on the North side of the Malinovka mountain near Polana I can actually see Polana. I guess this is my location "109 075" Server "DE 1996" Player name "Hidde" I'm wearing a ghillie suit so I might be hard to find. Happy hunting! Cause I can't imagine someone saving me, but if you do I'll share some needo stuff! Or you can be just be a fucking pig and take it all nonmomonomonomonom atleast t-bag me if you decide to do so I wanna have some lols out of this as well.

Well there you go I can only see polana for a brief second when I log in and fall down to the ground also the timer is moving again but still slow as fuck. I just want to play again so kill or save me I don't really mind.

It's not a trap but don't bother searching for me if you already have good gear of course. I'll put up a screenshot in a sec for the nonbelievers.

What?

So... You mean there are no witches? :(

Maybe for you, this game is my LIFE!

No way! There are witches in this mod now?

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You're probably the only one yes.

Same here, I logged in and immediately got a death message saying I died. I lost all my gear and spawned on the coast with a permanent hour glass. I lol'd for a quick moment because I made fun of someone on the forum complaining about the exact same thing (That's karma for ya!) Luckily for me some asshole sniper killed me, I'm actually quite thankful for him being there.

I'll get on it right away and fix it for ya!

You are the only one, DUM DUM DUM.

I shouldn't be posting I already regret entering this thread I feel dirty now.

K. Thanks for sharing.

It's standalone meaning you'll have to buy it once more when it comes out.

You make it sound like AS50's are rare, it's easier to find an AS50 than a hatchet these days. So do you have any hatchets? I'll trade it for a mountain dew.

It's not like I can do anything about this. I got teleported to the coast as well, I'm just saying that this patch was meant for server hoppers is all.

Yeah reset dat hive yo!