Eazy-Makaveli

hi last year, i made a post about taking a shit in dayz and it seems its actually going to happen. in a news post, one of the developpers is asked what is his favorite animation and he responded it was the defecation animation. Rocket even commented on that thread. what did you predict?

Hell no the only way i would consider 1st person only would be if they removed the shaky camera. i get headaches when the camera shakes like that. i wish it could be more like a unreal tournament kind of camera. shaky camera makes the game unplayable for me.

1 year later im back on the forumzz yall

i spawn in elektro church, theres another guy, i shoot and miss 3 times because of the horrible fps drop in the city but i still hit him once with a winchester and then be aborts and disappears. seconds later, 2 players come straight in the church and know exactly behind which corner i am. one of the guy looks exactly like the one i shot before. they kill me. i spawn on the far east side of the map. i run north for 30 minutes. constant low fps, constant lag. i finally get to krasnostav and find a car, i crash it because of the fucking fps drop and there is a guy who shoots me and i die. thats 30-40 minutes of gameplay that : - wasnt fun - 90% of the time was running - loot did not always appear in barns and other buildings - zombies end up running faster than you and hit you from 10 meters away - you bleed, gotta bandage but the zombies run in zigzag and are hard to shoot due to 10-15 fps - stiff controls - stiff movements - lag - low ass fps that i have NEVER had i any other game why the fuck does this game have to be like that? fuck this alpha mod its not worth it. theres too much shit everywhere. why do i have to run 15-20 minutes everytime i die? which happens very often due to combat logging, hackers, hackers, hackers. fuck the standalone if its the same bullshit like the fucking lag, fps drop and retarded spawn points that are far from everything, then i wont buy it.

it aint nothin but a G thang weed for stress speed if you wanna bang

im started playing again a few days ago but im losing interest fast. everybody shoots on sight and i got tired of losing my stuff. the worst thing in DayZ is that you spend most time running than playing the game. i dont see anything fun about running for 15 minutes just to get to cherno and get sniped.

i found a car and 2 other people helped me repair it. we finally get it rollin and we start looting. after a while they stop, ask me for food. i get out and drop food and they kill med, take all my shit and get away with the car i found. my homie told me once dont you trust them other suckers they fought like they yo homies but they phony mother fuckers

yo i know they will redesign the medical system in the standalone. i was wondering if theres gonna be a stress system. when your stress meter is too high its a good occation to get high you know you want it dont lie theres a solution so dont cry search those fucking zombies for weed its time to plant the seed if your a follower just follow the lead relief is a normal human need kill people if you think its faster mother fucker train animals you a beastmaster smoke smoke smoke like yo a MASTER your addicted to that shit its a disaster no more weed but cant let go time to grab my 44 all you bitches get low follow the flow and start to blow

faggots, thanks for your comments, haters

Blown4Six, you are the type of person who make this game's community trash

i got 9 beans. what do i do with them? whats the point of giving beans to others? edit: for those who didnt get it, i meant the forum beans. answered: theres no point in giving beans

then go vote "game" on the poll thread. what i am saying is that DayZ is NOT a simulator, its a game. if anybody thinks it is a simulator then they should agree that the features i proposed in my other post have to be included in the standalone. 1. im sure 10 000 years ago, cavemen still masturbated. why would it be different now? 6. every living creature (as far as i know) has to take shits. 7. if this is a simulator, you have to simulate the impact events have on your characters mind. its a game so you dont care but "he" does. thats why your character will be forced to suicide if you dont play right. 8. you can fall hurt yourself, who knows, not everybody is the same. 9. humans gotta sleep. they dont disappear when they sleep right? so to make the simulator more realistic, everytime you log out, your character takes a nap. if you dont play for too long, he will die of starvation. 14. i know its stupid but have to keep it real no? i dont see why these features should not be in the standalone, since everybody seems to think its a simulator. what i want is a game tho, not a simulator. i think i failed but i tried to make fun of the points in my other post, pointing out the things people do in real life, because, why would you play a game thats like real life? i play game to waste time and not deal with all the boring shit that happens everyday in my boring life.

will we have statistics in the standalone that will count the number of shits you taken?

no the health system is fine as it is now compared to the changes you suggest. what i suggest is that health automaticly regens to the point where you stop fainting and have to watch that retarded hourglass which sometimes lasts for 2 minutes.

please change the spawn locations so they are closer to the cities!