Alixtheone (DayZ)

I feel you, no homo xxx

Did you had sex with the corps?

Why does this never happens to me. Lucky basterd.

Suck to be you.

The only funny thing is your profile picture :-P

I get scared shitless when meetinganother survivor. Never know if he is friendly ornot. o_O

I'll give you: a handshake my verginity + aids FOR FREE and 10 tin cans

YEES, YEEEES

God is trolling us with cows. WHEN WILL MY SUFFERINGS END?

To many information. If my crap ass computer can run it. I'm sure yours will do.

Lol. Oke lol i will lol for lolololololololololopolol. Oke serious time. If you are running ingame, you will dehydrate faster and get hungry faster. I have no problem with the current hunger and thirst script. What els do i have to with all those canned goodies :-)

Amusing

The best thing that all players can do is capture video proof for every possible hacker. With the footage you can send thi to the Dayz team and request a ban. At least try.

Got proof? Because you can acuse everyone for hacking lately, due the high rate

Its magic *snortsnort*

Dotdotdotsotdotduck

Even with your help bandits will remain. But its a part of the game and the only way to deal with them is: 1)avoid them, stay low profile 2)hunt them down 3)be a bandit and group together overall nice to see others help and defend the people of dayz

Magic *snortsnort*

Its the grenade launcher

Maybe the game isn't made to actually kill the zombies? Dayz isn't a regular zombie schoot them up? They are there to be a pain in the ass for a reason. I mean seripus, in a real zombie apocalipse you won't run into a group of zeds and show off your cod mlg 360 no-scopes just for the lulz.

What the actual fuck?

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tutorial is a good way to be introduced to the game. Learn the mechanics and how different guns are for each user.

i hope he died and spawned in the ocean, somewhere not near any kind of land.

:3C oh you