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I like where this is going.

To make it really realistic how about you can never leave the game, ever?

I find it astonishing how mad people get at those they call insignificant and petty.

Well, it is important you all remember his case that sales for Call of Duty make it the best FPS . Which is a genre of the larger category of "Games." So, it important to note that by this logic Titanic would be considered the best "Romance" (or whatever lol) and Justin Bieber the best.... pop? Anyway, due to the subjectivity of art/ entertainment if you were objectively to measure it by sales you would have to do it consistently which as we can see turns out poorly. To accurately and most objectively rate a "best" art by SOCIETY'S STANDARDS you would need the quantity of people, their motivations, and their opinions afterwards. Not to mention the ramifications surrounding their liking or disliking of the game which they may keep secret even though they would be very relevant to the conclusion. Basically what i'm showing is you can't make an argument really out of any of these.

On the bright side Dead Island is a flash sale right now?

LOL can we get one thing straight at least? If your argument is that safe zones aren't realistic, you're not very aware. If your argument has really anything to do with realism you got lost somewhere along the way. Rocket said himself he doesn't like to use that word, so stop using it as the core of an argument. Dang nubs :) . Also, if you're concerned about realism there are a lot more pressing issues than safe zones.

This is a joke to you all isn't it? He's real and I've seen him. You can keep laughing at me or you can join me in the quest to capture this beast. People call men nowadays beasts, equate bandits to bears, but you have no idea what a monster is. A monster is out there and he'll rip your limbs off and feed them to you raw. We're not in Kansas anymore.

Because you're a Republican.

I don't think we should makes threads to insult homosexuals. It's just not nice....

TL:DR --> He already dealt with his friends.

I think he means a tall glass of water is refreshing. A tall glass of water will then cause you to urinate, releasing your body of unwanted toxins. So I believe he is saying your post was a cleansing, refreshing, glass of goodness. It's actually a very nice compliment, I think i'll use it.