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This thread would be interesting if every story wouldn't end with "I killed the fucker". Try this thread again in about 6 months, I'm sure there will be loads of true bandit stories. Right now it's kill on sight or die watching the other guy shoot you.

Are those... Combat boots on a babe? ;) So uhh... Where's the new guy?

I had a Mountain Dew once... Lost it to a script kid.

So my squad of survivors is getting ready to raid the NWAF, we're crawling through the weed for about 25 minutes, scanning with thermal, binoculars and rangefinders. We see nobody. One of our guys is approached by someone saying 'friendly' so we surround the guy and move him to a treeline a few hundred meters away. We invite him into Teamspeak and he's chatting with us for a few minutes and asks if his buddy can join TS as well. A few minutes after this, things start getting fishy... The kid says his buddy is telling him where someone is behind the 6 hangars, so he runs off and kills him, loots his body and gets a SAW. About 2 minutes after this, my squad is being fired on my a silent sniper rifle (appearently...). People are ending up with ridiculous amounts of negative blood, no shots heard, no shots fired on our end. I spot the guy that I suspect is shooting, and lob 3 M107 rounds into his forehead - he lives... I ask .ZerteC's location and lob 3 rounds into his head - he lives too... After the rounds are out and sunk into this little kids head, he starts detonating Satchel Charges on his body and teleporting on top of my squad members. We abort... The server was US #00 Azereus Argento His name was .ZerteC His buddies name is Jack If someone could move this to cheat reporting, it would be appreciated.

Bumped. Lulul

Kinimod Ender Reborn And more .-. These guys teleported onto the island to the east of Elektro where the helicopter spawns. They duped 3 bodies, and bomed the island to destroy the chopper after I killed the pilot and two people nearby. My group runs toward the chopper, kills two others, and then we get tele-killed by someone with an AS50. These guys are obviously hacking. They're still here, I'm writing this after I have died and my group is still engaging the hackers. Just an update: Homeboy spawned in about 300 Bear Traps around our helicopter.

Makes me cry when my clan dies by a hacker :C I personally don't think my entire squad has been wiped out in an engagement. Hell, our whole squad didn't even die to the script kid. Two of us lived long enough to salvage gear, save the chopper, and kill two more fuckers on our island before the skiddie nuked the server.

It really makes the rotfl when people are stupid enough to Alt F4 while in a clan. Goes to show whoever is recruiting these idiots knows as much as they do. Let someone in my group bleed to death on the shore because he alt f4'd during combat. Fuckin' wimp( i love you! :D). Someone should start compiling a 'blacklist' of clans, players, servers, etc. They can obviously change their names or clan tags, but it'll definitely show who's legit and who isn't. Almost a month in and I'm still wearing my tags proudly ;)

Maybe to top it all off, you could do a 'server transfer' which would have a 12 hour cooldown.

Yeah, sure. Let's spawn a shitload of zombies whenever you're two kilometers from a town - that'll help the framerate.

Not some bad ideas there bud. The 'Purgatory' shit sounds good.

What the fuck is your problem? Every time I see you on the forums you come off with some idiotic, unhelpful, and completely ridiculous remark. Rocket says the community is healthy, but I suppose you're an exception. You're contributing nothing to the conversation, just busting the ideas that are placed and dipping out of the thread. Your input is fucking worthless, please go elsewhere.

Nono, I disagree. This would take the point of the game out of proportion. DayZ is an experiment if you think about it the right way. Basically, the point of DayZ is the contact with other players. I personally believe that instead of this idea, perhaps someone should set up a trade server with player security that is open at different times. Perhaps co-ordinated teamwork with the group of people would allow this to become a bit of a realistic situation. Some people are going to try and rob the area, while the security of the trade company attempts to keep it safe. This idea is obviously something that should be built on top of the standalone version instead of the mod.

Wow, that'd be pretty intense. Welcome to the DayZ forums bud, if you plan on making many more posts, keep a lookout for the forum trolls; deadly little critters. Pretty decent idea bud, I was sort of thinking the same thing. They have something sort of like this on the Choppers, but it's not as high powered as you're saying. Bwuahaha, I would be the controller of aggro! *Spots survivor -> points large group of zombies toward him*

:c Sucks that trolls have to ruin the amazing shit that just happened there. Can't believe how many people were there. I was watching from afar, couldn't resist seeing how things were on the inside.

Another update: Homeboi hacker jibbed out the server. Killed everyone online. What sort of childish little prick kills everyone on the server? Dude can just spawn whatever he wants. It's funny because they're not even hackers. They're little script kiddies that download a program, read a tutorial and turn on features. Can't wait for Rocket to fix up these hackers right nice.

Who in their right mind would welcome a completely unrealistic damage nerf on a military simulator? Where in the world does it take 3 rounds from an AK in the chest to kill someone? The point I'm trying to make, is that I don't believe any DayZ player welcomes this update. The real question is whether or not this will be addressed by BI or Rocket. I'm not raging because I do realize that the devs of DayZ don't have a whole lot of say to my knowledge about the beta updates. Anyways, figured I'd rage about the damage nerfs for the shits n' giggles. I'd like to see what the rest of you guys think.

The point is that this is a military simulator and the change was due to the ballistic range that affected ArmA2 and completely affected DayZ in a different way. If you're trying to argue that this is realistic, then you should dip out of this forum and take your 1/10,000,000 theory to a Philosophy major. Nobody on this forum cares about your ridiculous circumstance. Oh? so bullets don't kill easily? Let me shoot you in the chest with a 7.62x39(Kalishinikov ammunition) and see how long you live. You're googling to find people who are shot on the street and survived. You're completely missing the point; I'm not asking how many people survived gunshot wounds... I'm asking what idiot welcomes an update to a Military Simulator that turns the game into Call of Duty. If you like using a full clip of ammunition to kill a single person, by all means, head over to an Arcade Shooter.

I think just about everyone used the glitch with ammo, and I'm really glad you're fixing it. I won't lie, I use it. I use it quite often, but I carry enough mags so that I'm not relogging a hell of a lot. The more bugs that are fixed in this mod, the harder it's going to be to survive. This will be wonderful; I'm glad to see you're focusing on important things as well as interesting ones.

Someone tele'd in on myself and a member of my group and dropped a few shells on us. Teammate was giving me a blood transfusion in the middle of a forest that we'd been scouting for the past 15 minutes before engaging a few snipers in Cherno. Not sure what the guys name was, but I had killed two clan members of [Xivity] before we were telegibbed. Guess some people get pretty butthurt ;)

Once it becomes a standalone game, I think it would be wonderful to be on a console. Would probably be able to run much smoother and have a few more neat apps and whotnot. Obviously though, PC fanbois gonna hate.

Bleh... Not sure if I'm tired of these sort of posts or not... Personally, I think the 'deathmatching' in the game is sort of nice. If hackers were removed from the game completely, it would be lovely. Simply because there wouldn't be as much 'OP' gear running around. This would improve the aspect of PvP a lot, simply because once you die, you have a long way to go before you can start doing PvP again. This mod is in Alpha, and things like these will be addressed after everything else is sorted out.

It'd be pretty sick if you could find large canvas and poles to set up the large medical tents like the ones to the south of Balota :o Getting fence gates with keys, finding fence pieces that you could place, then using generators and whotnot to power lightbulbs. Having to fill the generators with jerry cans ;D I dunno, this would be a huge idea to work toward.

Yeah, lmfao, my group said the exact same thing "Why the fuck can't we just take the keys out or lock the doors?"

Lol'd @ you.