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ima try this out on a server with hackers

funny story actually, so there were like 4 hackers on a hive i was playing on, not to mention one of the admins was a hacker, they would spawn in cars and ram me and my pals off the road, we hated it, however we had helis and people with nav hacks would find our bases and stuff, so we were like screw it what do we have to lose to hackers..... so we went to stary staged some acts, i lured 2 people in killed one of them twice as well as a few others, and so we landed our heli on our second trip back, a hacker decided to spawn next to our heli and he tried to kill us, so i killed him 3 times, got a bandit skin, he killed my friend and then i saw another player, sniped him, and someone decided to take off in my heli, none of my friends mentioned taking off so i took the shot, destroyed the helis blades, it crashed killed a player but my other friend somehow survives, my other friend though got killed and always blames everything on me, no one mentioned taking off in the heli, so i shot it, not my fault, i wasnt letting our heli being taken, its either i have it or no one gets it, then he yells at me and tells me to stay at his body till he gets there, in which there are like 12 dead bodies around me several of the hacker one of a bambi and 3 of my friends. so im around my friends body, hes yelling at me to stay there, and then i get shot, i was so pissed, funny thing though i was the last survivor who wasnt hacking and my friend who survived the crash logged because he was so pissed, so yeah, goto stary with hackers trying to kill you, but go with a squad so you can have fun. I still am happy though, first time i got a bandit skin, but had like 9 player kills, and my other friend yelled at me because he was 1 kill away from his bandit skin, but still, they are all douches.

poo 2-4 times a day? do you have diahrea? and I believe the time you aren't playing, aka "rest" time when you aren't playing is the time you "excrete" maybe when you log on a place nearby where you are is where you shat while you were offline.

yes, because every car you find will just happen to have its keys with it...

have a double barrel

Hi, I am a helicopter pilot and i can fly you any place you want to go in dayz, you can pay with BAKED BEANS or any other thing you are willing to offer, even scrap metal, or even TIN CANS, (you'd need a lot). Anyway, I am apart of the clan Bush Brigade, because of ghillie suits. Anyway, I am a experienced pilot, I can fly you where you want to go, but you have to supply the helicopter (im not going to use mine so you can just steal it) Anyway, I hope you accept me, Add me on Steam or Skype if your interested, just message me for more information, BTW WE ARE RECRUITING. Just please no bandits, any suspicion we will shoot you if we don't trust you.

Please? I don't want to use 50 jerrycans to refuel a helicopter, cant you we find a gas truck or something? park it next to a gas station and get gas for the tank, and then drive it to places? like a portable gas station, only limited, which brings me to the next thing, siphon, can there be a way to siphon gas out of vehicles? say you just wrecked your car, can't there be a way to siphon the gas so it wont go to waste?

What would you trade for a helicopter?

So yesterday I was in cherno with some friends with our bus and two cars outside, i went into the school and decided to be like OMGEWRD I FOUND A GHILLIE, so i said it aloud, and i was quite believeable, i said just joking I didnt really, and they were like oh wow if you did get a ghillie suit i would have shot you, Next room i go into i have a mini heart attack because i found a ghillie. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL

think of teamspeak and skype as a radio.

or what if cars had skins

what if there were a montana map, it makes sense, a lot of people are hunters there, so a lot of rifles, it has small towns and cities. It looks sort of like cherno, a lot of trees, mountains etc... If you go to a certain part of montana, there are barely and cars as well. I just think it would make a good map. But since I dont know how to map or anything i resorted to here. What do you think? Oh wait.... I don't give a dam.

so yesterday i was at the fire house in cherno and a dick head tries to kill me, i was unarmed but i had a friend with a hatchet. he wouldnt give up on trying to find me, so my friend climbed up to where he was and AXED HIS BRAINS OUT. we got a m14 and some food out of it

I would like a group that uses skype and not team speak, a small group, like 3-5 others. I wont kill anyone in the team, no matter what they do, i also can follow most rules, usa west coast time.

well i want a team mate who wants me for who i am

for some reason i believe ive met you before... SO I SHALL ADD YOU

can i join in???

i agree because what if you were with your friend(s) when the zombie started?

What have you people been smoking out there??

well there kind of are already stats, like death, zombie kills player kills bandit kills, sometimes it bugs and you cant always see it, i mean if you want stats goto a private server, invite friends and jot down everything you kill or do.....

i tihnk its a good idea, i have a compound bow and it shoots through thick wood, it should obviously shoot through a zombies skull, definately my zombie defense weapon of choosing, not to mention quieter than guns.

what would happen if someone just shut off their computer with a switch?

What if like in real life when you opened you backpack it showed a open backpack like zipped open and whatnot and then their were items inside that you would click and it would have option saying what you would like to do with it, like throw it on the ground because you didnt need it etc. but it showed the item like say you had matches or food, something like this would show up i guess and you would click it and do what you wanted with it. so you could also move it around so say you had different stuff in it you could organize it and have ammo on one side, steaks on the other and morphine at the bottom. and i guess guns would have their separate case or you jsut carry them on your shoulder or waste.... Watcha think? To be honest, I dont give a dam.

because you hate more realistic features?