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DayZ forum team can't figure out how to use the search function. Surprising. It got nerfed in the update and there's been 100 threads on the same topic.

Proof?

Please let this not turn into TF2..... Please

Really are you that scared you have to sabotage already?

Guns are for pussys. I like to look my pray in the eyes and hack them with my dull rusty trusty weapon of choice.

Checklist: Hatchet, ball cap.

You have a much stronger mind then me. I am very level headed but fuck does dayz just get to me sometimes.

Tampons to be added next update.

Good luck. In the perfect world people as mentioned and annoying british kids would leave us friendly's alone. I've been shot atlest 20 separate times obviously unarmed yelling friendly, stabbed in the back and whatever else people can do to me. I'm one more pointless death away from stopping to try to be a friendly.

Of course. I'm one of those rare breeds that always plays a games single player campaign before jumping into multiplayer to get a good feel for the game and know how everything works and functions. This way you atlest get in with good knowledge and can perform well. Especially in dayz where there's about 1000 different things you have to figure out. Instead noobs jump in and get lost and killed. Some say fuck this shit and leaves. Think if they had a campaign of avoiding zombies what loot to find good guns and which they like the best, etc... etc... I think it would definitely change the number of frustrated players leaving which lets face it is going to start to skyrocket.

How is the hostile? Did i judge you or your program? No. All i said is you'd have to be an idiot to download some unofficial program posed by some random guy on forum. What did you expect? You have to build alot of credibility in a game and be well know to post anything like this.

Don't ever blame the drugs.

There's the right way the wrong way and the Norwegian way. Either way, you have to be an idiot to download something unofficial posted on any forum. Especially a game with so much hacking and griefin.

If you haven't noticed people bleed pretty easy. I'ts kinda of what we do. Blood lose leads to unconsciousness pretty fast if your bleeding like a drain. Try it out at home. Am i saying this game is anywhere close to realistic? No.

And axe does 4500 damage. I'm not sure the damage to blood to knocked out ratio or if its just random. But if you got hit by an axe you have other problems to be worried about. If your getting shot 99% chance your dead anyway knock out or none. The only knock out you should be worried about is with zombies. They can be very random attest for me. I just got 1 hit by a zombie throw a fence with 1200 blood that knocked me out and i was swarmed. I'm not going to complain how that makes no sense. Just scream your done with Dayz eat something and do it again.

That would qualify as manslaughter, you got a while to go to become a "very evil bandit".

It's no bug. So you can hope for .5 seconds, just to make losing you shit a little worse. Also so you can get on good death cry out in chat so scary the person runs in fear of your respawn and leaves your shit. Or just to call them a pussy for shooting an unarmed player.

If you really thought there was any chance someone was going to nicely hand you over a copy of Arma, DayZ is not the game for you bud.

The sooner the better. I would gladly pay to play this game that i spend so much time on with no connections to battleye or arma. Not like there going to have trouble finding a big game developer to pick them up. Where did halo come from? Someone else's idea that microsoft jump on because they saw the potential. Would it be surprising to happen again?

What is this going to turn into some TF2 trading shit except buds are dews?

While i agree with everything you said, you can't flame people for saying it will be great based on screenshots and a wish list and then say it will be crappy and fail based on the same info. No ones know anything about this game but it's already being debated. All i know is it can't possibly be worse technically then dayz is now. Based on the commotion a web page and screenshots have made, alot of people will be checking it out.

I hope they add spam (the food) into the game. Wouldn't it fit in perfectly. Who wants to much down on a can of sardines.

You may read through forums often picking every person you see post and saying to yourself i'm smarter then him but i'm no idiot. I'm 27 and i've been around PC and console gaming since i was very young. This isn't the first time i've been through something like this. I realize the game did explode but it doesn't make everything understandable. Weather your plan was to release it to 100 or 1 million whats the difference? Also how could someone gaming on a console make them an airhead? Maybe you should read up on life bud.

At some point frustrated players leaving because of well everything or migrating to Warz or other games will overcome new players joining.I love dayz but there's just no argument it and arma 2 are complete crap speaking in a technical sense. We have all been through terrible fps, lag, hackers, random spawn dying, DC pussys, and well 1000 more of the stupids things i've ever seen in a game. How long will players stick around? How long is it going to take to have a playable version of dayz? I gets its alpha and its bugged to crap the thing that i don't get is if you know it's alpha and its going to be almost unplayable why did you release it to 800,000 players? What in gods name did you think was going to happen? That's the only reason i think it will fail. To warz? I doubt it.To just plain frustration and the new great games and mods that come out all the time? More likely.Every game dies. I just think dayz will die so much faster for releasing to early then it would have if they held out until they had something respectful.

I smell fish.