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Ambushed a squad of three at Stary
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to NoseDragon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
haha nice work. BEANS FOR YOU SIR. -
When do you count as bandit?
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to Oerlinator's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
id be Is Surviving really waiting for someone to fire on you ? no. Ill attack someone if they have a weapon. but in saying that if im low on food ill kill any one that comes near me i id say at times im all of them. Id never attempt to Rob someone that has a weapon. -
I am a stream sniping asshole.
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to ZeePalin's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
FYI Battle logging is an exploit -
My First Murder (Video Included)
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to jonnychappel@hotmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Next time just keep in mind also that from a distance other players cant see the grass around you so it wont give you the concealment you think i might have had. but nice shot :) -
I know if i'm asking this i'm probably not going to be a succesful bandit but...
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to tiresomehoopla's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
All you need is a "Hatchet" and "Pure Rage" and you will be a successful Bandit or Lumberjack. -
From Survivor to Bandit in 1 week
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to jmido8's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I agree ive been alive for about 7-8 days now and i go from not hungry to red in what seems like 10mins. -
From Survivor to Bandit in 1 week
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to jmido8's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The same thing happened to me now im only friendly with my mates from outside the game. -
True banditry!
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to AzinGaming's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Completely agree. -
25 Rules of Combat Operations
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to G0V3RNM3NT4L's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Love this post exactly what i need to make me laugh abit while at work. :) -
Why bandits don't mug people. ( a story )
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to wrobel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
if i wanted a fair fight id warn you first but as im after your loot id rather just kill you and take it. Its safer for me :) and my friends and all Bandits are murderers if they say different they're liars which Bandits also do.... cents* -
Why bandits don't mug people. ( a story )
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to wrobel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It's also a good way to stay alive. which is in the end what the game is about isnt it ? -
ALT-F4 will never be fixed
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to Helsing's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
That made me laugh good call. -
Why bandits don't mug people. ( a story )
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to wrobel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If there numbers are greater then yours chances are they wont surrender. so Let the bullets fly ;) -
Average Life Expectancy
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Thats crazy i dont think ive even seen a working bus on the servers i play on... -
Karmic circle of life
getoffmyporch69@hotmail.com replied to Garuwashi's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hahaha that was good.