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Can I please handcuff you, hold you prisoner and draw your life dependant blood please? This is a beautiful way for bandits to treat people in game! P1:''Can I kill you?'' P2: ''No'' P1 decides to shoot anyway.

Please share the story of the first player you've met in Standalone. I was up at NWAF at the northern military camp, when I heard footsteps. I saw this fella, looks like he's doing well for himself, honestly. (Mosin, red medium backpack, you know) I reaaaally wanted to test the handcuffs out, so I attempted to hold him up, told him to press F2 and crouch, that I didn't want to kill him. He responds in this broken English; "Oh no, no no, please do not uh, kill me, I will leave, okay? Please do not kill me" I decided yeah, not a problem, quickly running through nermous tents to break the line of sight in case he wanted to shoot me in the back, you know how it is. As I'm leaving the camp I look behind me and notice the fella following me, I begin to get nervous. So by now I'm in some trees NE from the camp, and I hide in a tree and watch him-- Clearly I didn't do it very well because he ran straight up to me and shot at me. Through a scramble of a 10 or so second firefight, I managed to win. So, my first guy begged for life then tried to take mine, think I should be so careless in the future? Share your thoughts and stories, guys!

Aha, beating a man while he sits, how classy. Only guy I met so far was that guy. I DID, however, randomly ran past someone and we both just stared at each other, lol. Beans for you, too, Euryalus.

"Woke back up naked with no flashlight" Holy shit, sounds like someone had a good time with you. Ahahaha. - You have my beans, Venom!

So I was looking at my gas mask, and I thought "I'm waiting for a friend to come save me in DayZ, I might as well pass the time." I threw on some stuff, and decided to take some pictures. c: What do you guys think? :3

Askeladd, you are aware that original GP-5 filters contain asbestos right? We have a tight gun law in Britain so air rifles+replicas is all most civilians can buy here. Also, i'm 17, where the hell did you pull the number 12 out from?

Voted somthing else: Maybe it makes you sick, antibotics seem to have practically fuck all for them, I run in the rain for ages and not once have I heard my character(s) cough.

Female zombies. That's all.

I'm not for this idea. Some people simply just do not get on well with groups, and would limit players who do not have a microphone since 99% (Random percentage I pulled out my ass) of DayZ's community refuse to type.

I agree with Sinfulsebastian, it would be rather pointless. Why go hunting for cans of energy that only partially thirst you when the rate of soda/water is high enough as it is?

Yeah I get this too, happens if I ever ALT+F4 Inb4 "alt+f4 combat avoiding fag."

I don't understand how someone in a hazmat suit can get infected... They're really thick material in some cases, teeth shouldn't be able to bite through. Unless they got bit THEN put one on, but that's just silly! More seriously >> I would enjoy encountering specific types of zeds with loot, hazmats maybe, fallen survivors, hell, even a fireman w/ a hachet could be a pointless yet addition.

I agree with Gachpeacyfoff, that is most certainly the answer to your problem!

Soldier suits arent legit, be careful with your loot. (y)

Just heal people a shit ton of times, easy to get when you play in groups, I think you only need 2k+ for the skin.

Those fugly little cow/dog things? - God damn they where annoying when you was in the middle of a battle with other stalkers. Sounds awesome! c: I'de help but I got's the Hero skin. :P

That feel man... D:

I can't add words to this. You must of joined a private hive server.

Mountain dew is worthless... It's just a rare find. :)

I feel for you man. :< I'de probaly crash a car instantly with my epic skills. ;D

Cities are fine for me, just those god damn woods! D:

Creative idea- A sniper scoped in on a group of (possibly 2-4) survivors as they're being surrounded by zombies? Kinda like, the sniper is the vulture, watching it's next meal. (Or should I say next loot. ;) Du dum tss )

Me and a friend have been playing for a good 4 weeks or so. I've became used to DayZ and it's customs, he however, did not. One day, he resorted to hacking. (Scripts, he said) Anyway. I joined him on a server, curious of what he could actually do. He shown me amazing things, spawning weapons not in Dayz, vehicles, he even gave himself God mode and infin ammo. So I stood before him, in my legit gear. (Ghille, PDW, GPS, NVGs, MK48, etc) Whilst he had a golden AKS and a golden revovler. He asked if I wanted a silenced PDW, I said sure, he spawned me one. We had some good fun, until he started getting obsessed with them. I'm talking, spawning trucks and such, and using different weapons every second, spawning stuff, a lot of stuff. We got to NW airfield, it was empty, not much good loot, didn't care much. He spawned a helicopter, which I polited, on Skype he started to become agressive (Shouting shit like he NEEDS to pilot, He NEEDS to be the leader of us two because he can give us items) I ignored him, got in the helicopter, flew directly above us, he ofcourse started shouting again, "Oh my God get out the fucking heli you knob i'm flying" I got pretty annoyed myself, so I ejected in midair, Heli came back down, killed me, but more importantly, killed him as well. (It was pretty funny actually, aside from his rage) He was then banned as he tried to respawn. So after see'ing how quickly he got banned (we was here for less then an hour or so) I can gladly say, i'll never be a hacker, nore have anything to do with them. The SD pdw was awesome and all, but I felt a bit shitty knowing it wasn't legit, it took the survival part of the game out of it for me. So what about you guys, have any similar experiances? Pic related, this is me and him before he turned into a hacker. (He's the one with the L85)

I never DC, PvP is my weakest area due to low fps, but I suck it up. Besides, I find all my good shit in less than 48 hours.

I'm by Prigo! Stay offline and i'll come to you, i'll reply when i'm there!