Firemac

I found 2 FN Fals that I didnt even tuch. Everything can kill a player with 1 shot if shot right so all you new players, this weapon isnt as good as he says it is.

I think I was your killer.....

Today I went on a rampage and killed several people within DayZ until I came across my Bane who killed me very nicely done to you! Congratulations. Anyhow I aborted the mission and joined again, but I was still alive and was bleeding, and unconsios but I had full health. I noticed that it wasent moving down so I left the game as fast as I could because I know a guy who also had this problem, but even after dying he couldnt continue playing since he constantly spawned unconsious and bleeding. The reason why I left was not to save my gear but because I am in a place where I can call a friend to give me an EPI-PEN so I can play again. If I died I would spawn somewhere random that could be far far away. But none of my DayZ friends are online ATM so I have no idea how to fix it without a EPI-PEN. Any suggestions?

Uh you could always respawn and go collect ur items really fast, or you could just abuse the crouch button and so on and try to find a way out again

Bump - Anyone?

Sorry my mommy said I cant trust strangers...

Stfu, it was really fun watching it

If u make me laught Ill give u my beans.

Feel u bro...

Lee = Dinner Bell

I have an awesome story to tell. I stumbled across the mighty city of Orgrimmar... uhm I mean Electropump City of Snipers and while raiding a few houses I had no idea this was a sniper infested hell hole since it was my first time there. I was trained by the mighty Grom Hellscream to wield the Red Axe of Bane and could easily deflect any sniper rounds shot at me. I found a narrow corridor which I entered and reached their infester HQ. At the entrance I spotted two guards with crowbars guarding the entrance. I didnt want them to raise the alarm so I used my axe to harvest some blood from my veins, and painted me red in order to disguise me as a zombie. I slowly walked towards them and they clearly couldnt see through my clever disguise and wanted to play with me. Before they knew it my Bane visited the place between their heads and bodies and I could safely enter the building. While inside I found that they had placed a series of traps in order to prevent any unwanted visitors. Luckily during my travels I had gained a certain skill in acrobatics so while I dodged the flamethrowers, jumped 3 meters over a pit of death and climbed the walls with the help of superglue a thought hit me. Is this my fate? After this good deed should I continue hunting down all the snipers in the known world? Several minuets later.... I kicked the door open while running with my axe toward my first enemy. I decapitated him with one mighty blow and dodged a bullet that his friend aimed for me. I didnt have much time to think so I threw my axe towards him but missed, but it struck his ally behind him and luckily he shot his friend accidently. I thought I had killed them all when I was shot in the shoulder from behind. I fell down to my knees and felt dizzy from the blood lost and was starting to see black and white. The sniper mocked me and said "Kill me before the war is over will you? It appears not you are the better man" I answered "You are right. They, are better men.". Before the sniper could react a helicopter flew over the building while spraying the snipers corpse full of bullets so it was beyond recognition. Enemys were fast approaching the roof and I knew that it would be the end of my rescuers. During my ascend to the roof I planted several C4s that I found in a hackers dead body earlier. The helicopter was at the other side of the roof and I could barely hear his voice under the helicopters motor. "You gotta jump!" he yelled at me. I started to run towards him with my hand pressed hard against my gun wound. I could hear steps and gunshots from behind as I ran towards freedom. One of the bullets hit me in the leg and I fell down, unable to move for several secounds while I passed into another realm. I thought everything was over and I said to my self. "I wish that the DayZ had never come to me, I wish none of this would happend. And I heard the voice of my grandfathers grandfathers grandfather "So do all who lives to see such things but it is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. I could hear the distance screaming of my rescuers "Get up you son of a bitch, cause Mickey loves you" I could hear a music theme in my head as I slowly rose again, fully regenerated as I ran towards the helicopter again. As I jumped I spinned around so I could see the rest of the infested snipers as I said "Yippie kay-yay mother fucker" before grabbing onto the helicopter and blowing the whole building up. While flying towards the sunset I was happy. I had found my new purpose in the world of DayZ and would continue my hunt for snipers until the end of Days(Z). Fin Based on a true story by Firemac A small challange - What parts of this story did I take from other events?

You should have put more time into this topic. We might would have belived u then. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LMAO!

Dude are u having fun? Diid u really make a new account to troll some more? XD

The beans from the sacred tree of Beanitus has been granted to you champion.

Try connecting ur Sixlauncher (if u use it) with thhe steam microphone thingy. Just do some experiements there and it should work.

As I wrote on the other topic, why the hell do you care? If hes admin then its probably his server and there is hundreds if not thousands of other servers so play on. If he wanna be alone with a friend let him be? Why does it bother you so much? Also how is this cheating? You should be banned from this forum you imbecile...

As far as I know its his server and there is tons of other servers to play on. Maybe he wanted to be alone with his friend? I cant see how hes abusing here.

I... I killed them all. They´re dead. Every single one of them... And not just the men, but the women, and the children too... They were like ANIMALS, and I slaugheterd them like ANIMALS! I HATE them!......

The game is still unfinished u stupid imbecile... For the game, yes I would buy it. But I would also like a few improvements like a better character system (that will surely arrive soon) and other more advanced "tent" systems where u can like build a fortress or something and have it as a base with a clan or something. Then when a server has reached like 1 month timer people has so much stuff its time to raid other castles or something like that...

Dunno but I found another easier solution to that problem, this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrwfQA1-cvA

Im new to this forum and I dont know if this is allowed, but anyone who wanna fix their game bug where ur stuck at the loading screen just follow these instructions on this youtube video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrwfQA1-cvA BTW - I feel so stupid now when I watched that video. Im gonna try the solution when Im done reinstalling the game but im quite sure it will work.

Followed ur instructions 100% and well. Shit got messy and I had to reinstall my game because it got worse than before.

I have also an annoying error and Ive tried a solution that I found on here but it really messed up my game so I had to reinstall the game, actually doing it right now. I can launch six launcher without a problem, it updated my game and everything. I enter a server and everything works fine, loads perfectly. But then at the last load section (presumed the last one) it gets stuck there. The game doesnt freeze but the load doesnt finish. Its like stuck at 99.9999%. Ive noticed that several other has this problem and cant find a solution. Please help!