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Everything posted by captainwaffles
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My solution to solve the bambi hunting problem
captainwaffles replied to Nasakenai's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
This was so terrible I nearly shat myself -
Wow this was terrible
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Hahahaha no npcs or camps no pvp protection whatsoever also its bandages not heals and it doesnt heal you it just stops bleeding
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Why cant we all....just get along?
captainwaffles replied to Mad_Saulot's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Your idea is just so unbelievably terrible. how about we reward bandits and heroes get aids and all they can do. is whine and cry and are unable to move and use guns oh also how about zombies dont change -
Simple Deterance to Trigger happy CoD fans and "bandits"
captainwaffles replied to RedDedZed's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Oh I have an idea not killing turns you into a giant vagina thats immobile and can only whine -
No matter what you argue it wont be added in you know
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Even with snipers it wont be hard for me or my friends to score some fine free loot (we have snipers to)
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Whats wrong with this world, seriously
captainwaffles replied to Uno's topic in New Player Discussion
Well another whining thread dont just run up to people thinking oh I helped you youre friendly se what they do talk in direct comm and hide to see if they might be friendly dont xo it to me though I will shoot you right when your in sight -
Help ME!!! Stuck in store
captainwaffles replied to nervzchronic's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Stop bitching and play the game -
No ALT+F4, process kill, disconnecting in the middle of the firefight!
captainwaffles replied to check.php's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Why did you block out balls? Also terrible idea -
Should we remove barbed wire in the next update
captainwaffles replied to mattlightfoot's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Well I actually havent had problems with it for a long time -
Chernarus Police Department - Let us handle the Bandits!
captainwaffles replied to CPD - Delithralas's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Your loot will be sweet -
Coast-Noob Escort Service: need an escort from the coast to a dangerous location? shoot me a PM and we'll hook you up!
captainwaffles replied to Salty_Ninja's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Why not have people play the fucking game and try to get supplies themselves -
Searching for an anti-bandit clan
captainwaffles replied to {N3RD2} HazardousJJ's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Come at me coalition -
Fighting bandits with... dogs!
captainwaffles replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Thats a cool suggestion I guess but ill kill your dog pretty easily if it comes for me -
About-2k because I had to keep bandaging my friend after kills
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DayZ Suggestions *MUST READ* *SERIOUSLY* STANDALONE GAME*
captainwaffles replied to Cnektpp's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
So you suck at this game and we are fucking dumb cunts because we dont agree with you? -
Chernarus Police Department - Let us handle the Bandits!
captainwaffles replied to CPD - Delithralas's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
taking you all out will be most amusing amusing indeed... -
whats not great about killing players. dont say it ruins their experience or that im a pussy for shooting its fucking fun
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How many of you are actually bandits?
captainwaffles replied to colekern's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Kill loot repeat -
Being a hero versus being a bandit
captainwaffles replied to The_Dude (DayZ)'s topic in New Player Discussion
Well you sir just lost some good loot -
No it wouldnt. If that is ever implemented (which it wont be) then you should also make it so bandits get info on survivors and heroes and know their locations
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The ONLY Realistic Way to Prevent Deathmatching: Make DayZ a Living Hell
captainwaffles replied to Time Glitch's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
how about how about you go play warz and shut the hell up -
Ive got a better idea Take off humanity and stop bitching if you don't kill people you shouldn't get an advantage you should get jack shit. No one gets perks or specials play the game and don't die as much