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captainwaffles

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  1. captainwaffles

    My solution to solve the bambi hunting problem

    This was so terrible I nearly shat myself
  2. captainwaffles

    Black Ops mode

    Wow this was terrible
  3. captainwaffles

    A few ideas from a newish player

    Hahahaha no npcs or camps no pvp protection whatsoever also its bandages not heals and it doesnt heal you it just stops bleeding
  4. captainwaffles

    Why cant we all....just get along?

    Your idea is just so unbelievably terrible. how about we reward bandits and heroes get aids and all they can do. is whine and cry and are unable to move and use guns oh also how about zombies dont change
  5. Oh I have an idea not killing turns you into a giant vagina thats immobile and can only whine
  6. captainwaffles

    Boss zombie

    No matter what you argue it wont be added in you know
  7. captainwaffles

    Survivor dafe camp?

    Even with snipers it wont be hard for me or my friends to score some fine free loot (we have snipers to)
  8. captainwaffles

    Whats wrong with this world, seriously

    Well another whining thread dont just run up to people thinking oh I helped you youre friendly se what they do talk in direct comm and hide to see if they might be friendly dont xo it to me though I will shoot you right when your in sight
  9. captainwaffles

    Help ME!!! Stuck in store

    Stop bitching and play the game
  10. Why did you block out balls? Also terrible idea
  11. captainwaffles

    Should we remove barbed wire in the next update

    Well I actually havent had problems with it for a long time
  12. captainwaffles

    Chernarus Police Department - Let us handle the Bandits!

    Your loot will be sweet
  13. Why not have people play the fucking game and try to get supplies themselves
  14. captainwaffles

    Searching for an anti-bandit clan

    Come at me coalition
  15. Thats a cool suggestion I guess but ill kill your dog pretty easily if it comes for me
  16. captainwaffles

    Post your humanity!

    About-2k because I had to keep bandaging my friend after kills
  17. So you suck at this game and we are fucking dumb cunts because we dont agree with you?
  18. captainwaffles

    Martial Law

  19. captainwaffles

    Chernarus Police Department - Let us handle the Bandits!

    taking you all out will be most amusing amusing indeed...
  20. captainwaffles

    Hero spawn benefits.

    whats not great about killing players. dont say it ruins their experience or that im a pussy for shooting its fucking fun
  21. captainwaffles

    How many of you are actually bandits?

    Kill loot repeat
  22. captainwaffles

    Being a hero versus being a bandit

    Well you sir just lost some good loot
  23. captainwaffles

    intel against bandits

    No it wouldnt. If that is ever implemented (which it wont be) then you should also make it so bandits get info on survivors and heroes and know their locations
  24. how about how about you go play warz and shut the hell up
  25. captainwaffles

    For the Humanity

    Ive got a better idea Take off humanity and stop bitching if you don't kill people you shouldn't get an advantage you should get jack shit. No one gets perks or specials play the game and don't die as much
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