Keylime314

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I'm overcome with confidence and security knowing one such as yourself will lead forth this expedition. Quickly! Let us terry forth and have at these uncouth knaves.

You have my M16A2, M4A3 CCO, and DMR. Better?

You have my sword.

Think I found the problem

Ironically, you won't be able to add any law. You'll never be able to tell who's a bandit in key areas where it counts. I look forward to the inevitable end of you guys becoming bandits while trying to help

Sorry to post something like this but I just found an M4A3 CCO out in starry. I was ecstatic and ran off under smoke cover to test this out! I swapped my M4A1 for it then inventory destroyed the A1, but honestly I don't see any difference between these two weapons. What's the benefit for it over the A1 version?

Yes I have a GPS for trade if you'd be willing to offer a sniper

Would you be willing to make a deal for a sniper rifle(you) in exchange for an M4A3 OCC? I have one if you want to trade

And that means....?

Any physical proof? I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary. As for the flashlight, I'd rather not use the guaranteed deathtrap.

Both have semi/auto settings.As for the picture, I would sacrifice my firstborn to the gods of loot to get that M4A1 CCO SD/M107 lol.

I won't condemn you for it. I assume most people have alt+f4'd at least once. I won't deny I have but only once. Logged of north of cherno, when I logged the next day I was inside cherno next to the hospital with a 5 man squad staring at me. Sometimes you just can't justify it if the server messes with you. +1 for honesty, just take care to avoid it from now on. I know I have since then, felt like shit.

...elektro's church is accessable...

Walking my way from Solnichniy to elektro. Got to the top of the elektro look out point to make sure I had safe passage, good thing I did. Dude armed with a LMG sitting on top of the hill firing off at people. I took him out and 2 of his friends popped up, killed them but caught a bullet in the leg for my troubles. Crawled all the way to tol. dam lol.

Any docs on? I could use some assistance @ Topolka Dam. I have the supplies I just need you for the transfusion. Send a PM my way for the server

...I will adopt your policy It's always the barbed wire

Card is nestled inside an "ice box", so it's fine. There was barbed wire but I tried the same thing on another server and had the same problem. Couldn't even see if there was wiring on the second server, I'll assume there was on try 2 more servers.

Yeah or instead of being sucked in they just explode outwards. Tried resetting, didn't do jack to help me unfortunately. Also tried that whole shift and "-" to type flush but it doesnt bring up anything to type it into.

No help? Come on community :<

Pretty little scenerio just happened. I was in cherno with a friend, we aggrod and decided to run to the hotel. As we enter a guy runs in behind us and runs straight at a friend. I scream out "GET ON THE GROUND AND TURN AWAY." He says friendly but doesn't comply. "GET ON THE GROUND AND TURN AWAY" He dives down and says "Don't shoot don't shoot" I look through his backpack to make sure he isn't carrying weapons, he is. "Exit the hotel now or I kill you" He stares blankly at me "Don't shoot don't shoot" "You have the count of three to get out" "one" nothing "two" nothing "three" nothing I wait an extra 2 seconds to make sure lag wasn't the cause. BOOM....he's now a corpse. If you get the option to leave with 2 people pointing guns at you, take it.

Another one of "those" replies?

Just to clarify I bought this game yesterday (7/17). Going to type this in a bit of flavored text mostly to amuse myself. I may update it just for fun. This post contains my first 2 lives. If you're looking for a quick read, look elsewhere. ---------------------------------------------------- Life 1 My eyes open to a bright coastal area. The spawn kicks in "ELEKTRO". Cautiously I look around to see 3 figures staring at me. Shambling, twitchy and feral I recognize them as Zeds. Immediately they shriek and bolt towards me. "Fight or flight?" I look to equip a pistol then realise, since patched you no longer start with weapons. Flight it is! I book it, full sprint with the mangled horrors behind me. On the horizon, a dock! Tunnel visioned I bolt to the dock as fast as my feet can take me. Perched upon it, I stare as the zombies enter the water, unable to get me. I wait...wait for someone who was also new to this land. A figure appears on the horizon, nothing more than a makarov and hatchet. I designate, "FRIEND OR FOE!?" realising even if it was a foe, I have no means to defend myself, but luckily he was the one I was waiting for. Not knowing any better, I suggest we go to the city, as it's the closest area. He, knowing full well what that city poses, agrees. We run in, abandoning all caution for speed. Running without a clue I follow him, hoping he'll lead us to a building to escape. We make it...an abandoned industrial area. The sound of flies permeates the area. Three corpses...three survivors who failed. We check their bodies, nothing of importance, cans of soda and random ammo. No guns...damn. As he checks the bodies for sign of death I continue investigating. In the corner, something perched in the corner. I slowly crouch towards it then my eyes gleam. AKM! A brand new AKM waiting for me with four magazines. I chuckle and he asks what i'm laughing about. "Simple, look towards me" He laughs as he turns around "Damn newbie luck". I continue to investigate the building, seeing a staircase. We decide to take separate floors. I take the second and notice some supplies. Bandages...meh. Painkillers? I don't have a use for them. Glock 17?! I snatch it up quickly along with the 4 clips. We finish the building and reconvene. "Any luck?" "Found a Glock 17" "F*cking newbie luck man, all I found was ammo for my lee einfeild" We move out, too paranoid to stay in one area. Cautiously, but quickly we make our way through the streets. A line of bodies ahead of us. Throwing cautious to the wind we become entranced by loot. He searched some and I search one. Alice backpack-score. Quickly, and quietly we loot and decide to leave town. Running through the street I see a convenience store with open doors. "Let's loot this building and we'll get out." I turn the corner and in the back of the shop, Assault rifle pointed at my face, a bandit. Four rounds crack through the silence. I feel them tear through me as the world fades to black. Life 1 Day 1 Keylime314 Gear Nothing Status: Dead ------------------------------------------ Life 2 I spawn back in the same place. He laughs at my misfortune, but he was also shot. Luckily for him the bandit ran away. I tell him to pick up my stuff and take off to the hill behind the power plant, he does so. I find a nearby hatchet and swear vengeance. I run full speed back into elektro, bolting towards the convenience store. I turn the corner brandishing an axe to see...nothing. "Damn" I take the time to loot what's left of my corpse along with the three others. I find a compass, map, matches, and watch. No weapons. I run back to our designated meeting spot and he laughs holding my AKM and pistol. Offering to give it back I decline, I lost the weapons fair and square. We use the map to find a near source of water, heading towards the damn. My pistol brandished with his AKM, we dispatch zombies acrossed our path. After a few minutes we make it. I scope out the area and see an open door. We run towards it without worry, after all who would be out here? We get to the building and nothing is inside, but we hear the cry "FRIEND OR FOE?!" "FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND" I shout back. A visage appears from the woods holding some odd rifle. He asks where we came from and what our plans were. I let him know by typing we came from elektro and plan on hunting game to regain health. Intrigued by my shapely female body he starts giving winks and smiles. I laugh to my real companion through skype. "This dude thinks I'm a girl" "Tell him you're not, simple." "I will neither confirm nor deny it because people let their guard down around women." Without flirting back, baiting, or asking he drops items for me calling me "baby, girl and cutie". What weapon has he given me? BAF AS50 My companion and I laugh but believe he's generally a good guy. We travel together a while, looting small towns, hunting game and regaining blood. Eventually he decides he needs to go. My companion and I head back to Elektro, more cautiously. I lie prone on the hills overlooking the city, scoping any and all movement. Nothing. We make our way into town and head towards the hospital as we're low on medical supplies. Upon entering one thing is certain, there's been a hell of a fight here. The sound of buzzing is overwhelming, almost muting all other noise. Slowly we make our way through, crouching and walking slow. Body after body being passed by. Then I notice it, blood from the ceiling. I yell out to my travelling companion "UPSTAIRS, BLOOD". We run as fast as we can, hoping to catch the bandit off guard. Up 1 staircase, still blood from the roof. Up 2, same thing. So we make a beeline for the roof itself. cautiously we round the corner to find...a dead body, still bleeding. We loot it then sweep the area, no enemies present. We make our way around, looting all the corpses of fallen survivors picking up Czech backpacks each and a myriad of supplies. Too much risk now, we can't die. So we decide to make it to the same place we met up last time, but I must tempt fate. Sniper Rifle pointed at the door I rush to the convenience store. Noone there...well at least no one alive. I loot the bodies, nothing of importance but there I see it, a tent. I snatch it up and retreat to our safe place. From there, he leaves...and I wait, peering over the city that's not only claimed my life, but provided it for me as well. "Till next time elektro..." I disappear from sight, leaving it as a designated hotspot. One I both adore and despise. Life 2 Day 1 Keylime314 Gear BAF AS50 x7 clips Makarov x3 clips Czech backpack Toolbox, compass, watch, hatchet, matches, combat knife Random medical supplies 3 different colored smoke grenades Status: Still Alive Notes: -Keylime314 is a man in a woman's pixelated body. If I'm staring at a pixelated *ss for hours, I'm making it one I'll enjoy. -Keylime314 is a survivor that enjoys teaming up, regardless of how many bandits would take advantage of this. Send me a steam or skype request, chances are I don't mind teaming up. -Keylime314 is chaotic neutral. He still hasn't chosen whether to be a survivor or bandit, but won't backstab someone he's made a promise or offer of help to. -Looking for a group with purpose, whether bandit or survivor.

I know the feeling about the murders but I'm almost to the point where I'd rather stay in the wilderness and kill anyone I meet there. As for luck, today I got luckier but I'll update the story later =P Probably 16ish hours in 3 days

Don't lie to yourselves, people are bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings.