zenatsu (DayZ)

"join us so we can steal your shit"

I read this as "I misclicked and respawned, fix please" - a noob into the pile of useless feedback you go!

White text all the way! (Who cares if they ccant see it when replying) Also: 14:11 is when the fun starts. Secondly, Please edit the video to where it isnt like 20 minutes of watching you run around. We want to see the fun part not all the boring shit inbetween.

I have a chellenge! Step 1: Respawn fresh and new Step 2: Drop your backpack, bandaid, painkiller, and flashlight Step 3: Find a corwbar Step 4: Kill everything Step 5:(optional) Record it and post it on youtube

Yes. In a variety of ways. 1) you can literally shoot eachother to death 2) you can die, and have your opponent blead to death 3)You can wound someone, have them bleed to deth, and you fall off a bulding and die 4) You both commit suicide in some form or fashion.

Q: Do you like Beans Cheese?

Actually, we both are not right, you are just wrong in the logic you are trying to present. the method is correct. You run through trees when passing between places (even going north you dont want to run through fields unless there is a crash site), you stick to walls and try to pass through the urban areas with as much cover as possible. Ideally my life lasts longer (3-4 days) the faster I can get a basic weapon (lee enfield is best) and move my way north for better weapons/gear. With your logic, ideally you can live maybe 2-3 hours until some guy gets a lucky pop off you, or someone snipes you, maybe break your legs off a ladder, or a door squishes you. Also, is this 7% to your life span (which dosn't seem to be a whole lot), or to a general populance? Because ideally more seasoned players, and eventually newcomers will increase their life duration the faster you leave the southern shore and head north. If you saw a 7% increase to your life, that's cool, but why not increase it to about 50%(oh look I made that up too!) by leaving cherno completely and heading north. Serisouly, that's all you gata to if you want to live loner. Find a gun, maybe soda/food, and head north. Instant survivability.

90% of all statistics are made up on the spot. But serisouly, running back and forth between cherno and electro is a faster way to die so far your 'data' is about sneaking around everywhere and having the off chance that you completely avoid zombies and survivers/bandits/hackers. Unfortuantly, this is the same way to survive throughout one's entire lifespan. weather you are a lone wolf, or you are looting stary with a sniper for overwatch. This is all wrong. The only thing that is right is the sneaking part. Which most poeple would/should be doing anyways.

@Kry: That is completely irrelivant to steam or not. It's mostly server dependant but there are a LOT of poeple that get stuck on "wait for host" screen. With or without steam (for example, myself. I get stuck there and I never launch through steam)

Im looking to recuit about 2-3 poeple to make a small fire team. Personal Information: --Currently residing in the CST time zone (GMT-6 for the euro folks) --Looking for poeple to play around the late evening (7:00pm[CST] start time) --Streaming is a possability (I personally am capable of streaming, and am advanced enough to set up others to do so if they wish to try) --Im pretty chill, have my querks, and this game has yet to make me rage. I've died to a lot of stupid shit, but I see it as "I could have avoided that" rather than "F@!# YEW NEWB" What I am looking for: --People within my timezone, or are able to work within it. --Calm and collected poeple, I don't want constant ragers. It brings the mood down in the team. Not the atmosphere I'm looking for. Dissapointment and anger is natural, but no need to stright up nerd rage. --Have installed the program Skype --Able to communitcate fluently in English (I expect some euro's to apply) VIA Skype. --Able to have fun. No serisouly, have fun, this is what this is all about. To have fun. --A primary server to constantly connect to (currently I server hop for low player/zombie and ping) But I wanna change that. Are you intrested in working togeather as a team to survive? PM me your Skype username and we will conduct a little chat. Mainly for us to get to know one another and build some chemistry to break the ice. Note: All information is bound to change over time. I may recuit more, or I may not. So contact me at any time!

So you want to mod a mod? Modception!

A gift from the gods.

Step 1: Break legs at <location> Step 2: Request help on fourms Step 3: Find help and coordinate evac/care plan Step 4: Get shot to death. Bandit says "I fixed your legs!" Step 6: Rage on forums about it

Thank you everyone for your replies. Yet one thing is consistant with some of you. I asked for a PM, and yet people neglected to do so. Unfortunatly my fireteam will require the use of skype. So even before I can consider you, you must have that program installed (and registered for it) to even be considered. Also, I am looking to build my own fireteam to reflect values and intrests I wish to build, and require the acquisistion of other like minded individuals. Ergo, I dont wish to join a 'clan' or 'community guild' that already has already been built. Though I am not worried about working with newer players (its fun to learn and teach!), I however am not satisfied with your age. I did not put an age limit, but for me personally I am looking for players older than 14. (about 17+ to be specific) For everyone, I do apprichiate your intrest. However, I have a small handful of players that I am currently working with. If any of them are dropped/removed I will be working down the list of those that have contacted me first. From there if they accept or decline, I will keep moving down this list of those who have applied first, until the roster is satisfied. Best advice: Don't wait. Agian, I thank you all for your intrest in working in within my fireteam, and wish you all the best of luck in your future DayZ experience. Remember; Trust no one. Best reguards, ~Zenatsu P.S If you feel things are 'too strict' or simply do not agree with my mind set. Then its for the best of yourself you didn't join me.

Hey KaptKirk (Trekkie fan eh?)! I Sent you a skype request that is still pending. Im pretty fast on the draw, but take no rush ^-^ (this is also works as a free bump)

Step 1: --Choose one-- 1) Go solo can kill everything that moves (including wabbits) 2) Find a team VIA random in-game meetings (inadviseable) 3) Find a community clan/group of players seeking teammates VIA Offical Fourms (Recommended) Step 2: If solo, play it your way. If with teammates, work with them to achieve some arbitrary goal Step 3: Find out that the game actually has teamwork, but you had to find it. Step 4: Become enlightend that DayZ is much more than you origionally thought. Step 5: Get bum rushed by an opposing player group and start back at Step 1

Ze bump

"Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy!" -Miss Frizzle, The Magic School Bus.

Step 1: Find barbwire kit Step 2: Figure out how to work the damn things Step 3: Block off high traffic buildings (Like firehouses) of all possible exits Step 4: Either: ----------A: Disconnect and laugh at yourself ----------B: Camp some corner/tower waiting for poeple to walk up expecting to walk in Step 5: Laugh harder

Step 1: Find AK47, feel on top of the world. Step 2: Raid a military camp Step 3: Become a hostage by a random player Step 4: Do as instructed Step 5: Die due to your own gullability --ALTERNITATE REALITY-- Step 4: Play the poker face and call his bluff (shoot him) Step 5: Either ----------A: get shot by his buddies 'in the hill' ----------B: Find more players and turn the camps into an all out firefight ----------C: Find out he was bluffing and loot his gear

Step 1: Announce your gear and other related stats Step 2: Arrange meeting with random "pro" player Step 3: Meet in game (with or without VOIP) Step 4: Get shot, looted, humiliated, and T-bagged by "pro" Step 5: Go on forums and Nerd rage about it.

Step 1: Learn about game and its dependance on 'surviving' with no rules of engament. Step 2: Build a car Step 4: Get killed by a stalker/lucky passer-by Step 5: Go to fourms and rage about dying like a 12 year old. Step 6: ??? Step 7: Beans. Lots of Beans.