Well if you are proning near small towns in grass, there are Zeds as well :) But proning itself make you kinda invisible.

Now you breathe manualy Now you feel your shirt against your skin

inb4 penises and swastikas everywhere

...leaving the mess everywhere.

but guys, you have no idea how long I was trying to find hatchet on my last character. It was like 5 hours of playing. Now I feel like I will have same issues with matches ^^

One shot with knife? GTFO pls

I don't use memegenerator, I made it by myself in Photoshop, UL to imgur and then post it here :)

Try hard I want this patch ASAP :D

Who's that hot chick next to Matt?

Hi fellow Banditus and poor Survivors! I will make it quick, my game came to me in Czech (which is my native language and reason why I'm proud of BIS), but aparently some of in-game texts are in English (Drink Water, Eat Beans etc...) It's not problem for me at all, but for my friend who literally can't speak english at all it is. So I'm asking if there will be other languages as well and if yes I'm offering myself to translaste into Cz/Sk. Would love to help at least this way. Have a nice day and see you in the game, FiX_

I would like to see renewed opinions on this x)

First I would like to explain the situation: Noone of my friends are interested in this game and I'm that kind of guy who doesn't trust anyone. So I'm plany Lone Wolf which means such a things as getting car or even huehuehuey are kinda impossible to do. So I'm always just running thru the small villages trying to find a good loot to protect myself, but when I die I'm like: Hell yea, finaly something more to do (means gather items again). I don't mean that I would literally looking for to be dead running with Leeroy Enfield into the Cherno shooting to air and gladly salute every Zed that would come to say hi I'm really trying my best. But still. I'm not getting mad or sad, it's like new adventure every time. And that's why I love this game so much.

Hai. First I would like to say, that I dunno if there is same kind of topic and if yes, feel free to throw me into a pit with thousands of Zeds. So, I'm that kind of a guys who is playing alone and I don't like visiting big cities and towns at all. Most of my time I spend in forrest or on some field enjoying the beauty of Chernarus, but obviously I can't survive like that. So I would like to suggest few things that could be added to forest. [i don't want this game to be easier, I want it harder, but skipping towns and cities should be option as well - and yes, deer stands] - Mushrooms - Different kinds - eatable and poisonous - Moar Wood Piles - obviously - Berries - Aliens with 10 eyes and blue skin carrying lazors and nukes Well, I think that's all, please don't eat me, FiX_

Would like to see opinion of more players so bumpity bump

Glad this discussion went on What you did there' date=' I see it. [/quote'] :P

Strange looking kitchen.

inb4 G.I.R.L.

I would agree with some points of this. You can just look on average lifetime: 2 weeks ago: 4h 30min Now: 30 min Ppl brainlessly get into the game shooting everything that move and if they die? Just click respawn and go on. I think there should be some kind of punishment on death and on killing as well. In other case I wouldn't like to see myself freaking out from killing someone while I was just defending myself.

Well first, you kinda missed the Category. Chemlights are probably the best cuz, the make less light than flares.

"I'd love it if everybody talked in Direct because then as soon as I hear a voice I know that there is someone near. What's annoying is that Global and Direct share the same colour, so I'd like all others but Direct removed because a.) nobody uses them anyway and b.) then I know there is someone nearby and it's not someone broadcasting over Global." I think someone (not sure if Rocket) said, that once the Direct chat will be repaired, other channels will be removed.

Why hello there, I found this strange bug 5 mins ago so: We have decided to open up this forum for posting bugs, but the threads will require moderator or admin approval first. All bug reports should be to-the-point, and posted in the following format (otherwise they will be deleted): Date/Time: 22.5.2012 What happened: I proned into the building for loot and suddenly my legs broke and I was in pain Where you were: Balota - it was the first enterable building behind the advertisement when coming on road from Komarovo What you were doing: Well after I killed few Zeds that charged me and bandaged myself I saw this building but there were more Zeds so I proned insinde and right when I reach the door my legs broke. *Current installed version: 1.5.8.2 I believe *Server(s) you were on: Hmmm I think it was EU 11 or 12 *Your system specs: Not important imo *Timeline of events before/after error: Wut? Sad thing is, that I also somehow lost my bag few days ago (no I wasnn't swimming) and now I don't have proper medicaments on myself T-T) Have a nice hunt, FiX_