ltdan

Just a warning this story's a bit long ill try to keep the wall of text down. So my friend and I were running around Cherno after getting fairly geared up most of the accessorys both with AKS-74 Kobras in one of the US #00 at around 10:40 PST servers that was on night. We had just passed the ocean side of the church running east when I notice what looks like headlights out on the pier so i take my binoculars out to take a closer look, and what do i find? A seemingly vacant Military Offroad, seeing as we hadn't gained anything to special we thought it worth the risk to check it out so we slowly make are way closer, hearing some DMR shots from the center of town we decide to book it down the pier and try to get to it as fast as we can. We get to the metal barn at the end of the pier to check for campers waiting for someone to try to get in the vehicle but find no sign of players so we jump in the vehicle as fast as we can and take off down the highway going east hitting 109(mph?) and break up into the forest to make a fast save of the vehicle and check the gear. We stop frantically and check the gear and there low and behold is the famous AS50 with 7 mags and 2 frag grenades so my friend grabs the AS50 encase i manage to blow up the vehicle while we're still driving and we take off to go north away from Cherno. We take dirt roads to keep are speed going north and as we get a little to close to Stary Sobor for my comfort we break west into the trees. As the server had been having connection problems a little skipping hadn't really caught my eye until we completely teleported onto a completely different hill and all of the vehicles from around the map (including the boats) appear next to us and I spot Electro being bombed to high heaven over and over and over, I get my friend to log since he has the AS50 and i figure we'll probably die since this hackers having a field day. I try to escape with the Military offroad but the sudden change from night to day blinds me for a few seconds and i end up doing a front flip onto the hood and getting stuck. I figure i could try to grab gear and another vehicle from the ones that had suddenly appeared next to us. I try to check the bus that had appeared, only to notice a ghillied sniper running around next to the vehicles so I decide hes so distracted I could probably kill him and get fully geared with his .50 cal. So I get up next to him and as he goes into his gear for a second unload 10rounds from my AKS into his head and then watch as he simply looks at in completely opposite detection from me and shoots 1 shot which apparently does a 360 into my face and kills me. Tried respawning and running back but the server went down. Ended up being able to keep the AS50 but lost the vehicle, all and all I see it as a gain since my death loss wasn't much. Short Version: Find Military Offroad on Cherno pier in one of the US #00 servers fully repaired with an AS50 in it, start driving north only to be teleported with all other vehicles on the map to the Electro sniper hill which has a great view of Electro being blown up over and over and killed by an invincible sniper (probably the hacker maybe lag) but able to keep the AS50. Probably the most entertaining 15-30 mins I've had on DayZ, so i thought id share it with you guys. Edit-Broken up the wall of text as requested

Calm ur tits and wait people

First DMR, suddenly hacker charges toward me with invincibility and blows a grenade up in my face

Someone wana make me a wheelchair?

I have legs

Bro u missed a sweat adventure

Part 3 of vid they mention that they were duping with satchels with tents

Respawn button bruh might be disabled now but sure messes up that statistic

If u can see the weapon there's still hope try first person and moving to all sides of it

Pretty sure the only thing that effects it is what weapon you have in your hands Pistols seem to run faster and hatchets seem to crouch run faster Mainhand weapons seem to be a bit slower most of the time, just my observation though.

If you don't zig zag your gana have a bad time

Changing back and forth the HDR from very high to default worked for me

If u have NVG DMR, otherwise probably m24

Good read worth the "wall of text" nice last second escape

Nope.avi

Best way to waste time- Run around Cherno or other random populated place with an ax helping kill zombies for other players while loudly yelling "I'M THE BAT".

Spawn rate does seem lower, or my lucks run dry.

Gotta go fast.

Super tents, sitting in that same damn spot since whenever the fuck

IT BEGINS

Re -sticky your keys if u don't like em simple as that

Zeds seem to be pretty much the same to me maybe slightly better sound detection but that's about it.

The best way to spend a Tuesday and a hoard of Mountain Dew

cbow

This patch is a fucking joke