Cryptex (DayZ)

If you kill a female bandit they have a chance to explode.

I live in solitude. The only living thing i come across are wild animals.

Fuckin....priceless.

Wtf Op, are you hitler? That's like saying: Ill kill everyone in my school because i am afraid they might look at me in a bad way. It sounds like the weirdest excuse for just plainly killing beginners.

Dayz rule number 1: Never become to attached to your gear. Thus your so called score.

Try to fall in a position where no one will find your corpse. Then come back and get your stuff back.

I play on different servers and server A tents are stable. Sometimes the server restarts and the tent does a roll back to the items it had in it 1 day ago. On server B the items in the tent just disappear every reset.

Have you taking bug issues in consideration? Lots of my friends cant even play because the current patch gives them a ton of tearing and artifacts. I think its stupid you go shouting RIP DAYZ HURP E DURP. I hope you like my childish comment.

I wanted to post this: But since the mods want us to go back on topic i will ask the following: Aren't you scared you will invite an rotten apple that might kill everyone?

Wow.....i wonder where you gather the will to stand up each morning.

Dear fellow Dayz players. Yesterday was a good day. It all started with this post: http://dayzmod.com/f...n-dew-bad-luck/ When i logged in, looked in my backpack to see my Mountain Dew. I stared at my screen with big eye's thinking should i drop it or drink it? Fuck it! I'm not taking any chances, and i dropped it on the ground. After that i strolled around in the forest looking for an animal to gut. It was day time so i never visit any cities because i fear getting shot. And trying to evade zombies while trying to find loot is a long process at day time. So that evening when its night time on servers, me and my friends call each other on skype. Now this is where the action begins. We meet up south of a city to loot a super market. We are a team of 3 man and we all have a role. I am the navigator, scout and sniper of the team. Wouter and Niek are my friends what do all the looting while i pick the high ground and scan for any threats. I also help them navigate around any zombies. Eventually they safely manage to get to the supermarket. We are all talking on skype and making jokes. The atmosphere is really calm and nice, and we are actually pretty distracted. When they actually move in to enter the supermarket Niek yells: PLAYER PLAYER! The atmosphere changes in a millisecond. Everyone is on edge instantly. Wouter and Niek take cover and it becomes a waiting game. My sniper is fixed on the entrance of the super market, and my heart is racing. After a minute the other 2 players decide to move. Wouter tells me a guy in a ghillie suit is moving towards the entrance. Soon after he comes in to view. BAAM! Clean shot in the chest. He falls to the ground, and disconnects. Right after that the other player that was in the supermarket also disconnects. Freaking awesome! After that we decide to switch to an other server for an act of revenge. Niek and i have been shot by local sniper in Berezino and we are sick of this bastard. We both lost our loot to this douchebdag twice, and we have a good indication where he is hold up. We meet up once more to sneak up on him. After some crawling around we find nothing. We stop to get our bearings. We are all thinking: where in the wrong spot. Soon after that we spot a car just parked there on the road. Its like a naturally camouflaged car....on a road. We are so stupid not to notice it. Its a blue hippy van. Its kinda looks like a Volkswagen type 2. Wouter walks over to take a look. Next thing we notice Wouter is driving it in circles for lolz. We cheer and get in to drive off to the save spot. Awesome! This is the second vehicle we found in our time in dayz. They day before we found a bus. We actually call it the party bus for some random reason. We use it to pick up all our friends that died from the coast. When we finally drive somewhere quiet. We get out and look at our prize. Wouter notices it is lootable unike our bus. We all take a look inside. WAUWIE ZAUWIE! We struck gold: - 50.cal sniper - 3 ghillie suits - 2 camo suits[ - GPS - Antibiotics...wtf? - 3 night visions.....fuck - some ammo and rifles JACKPOT! We just hit the motherload. Suddenly it hits me. This is the van of the Berezino sniper! I start laughing so hard and Wouter and Niek think i'm having one of my moods again. I explain to them and they laugh just as hard as me. So we actually got our revenge. Its so silly we realize this so late. I guess its just dumb luck? After that sweet sweet moment we drive around some more on the freeway. When we are about to take a turn a white car suddenly passes us and honks at us. He just keeps on driving. We where shocked, yet relieved. After the we made jokes about how the car community in dayz are actually friendly. The last thing that happened to us that night was a helicopter flying over us. We actually found it parked at a farm. But we got shot at so we ran off. And that my friends, was the most epic day in Dayz for me. Also, this is why is still play Dayz. I will still be talking about this after a year or so. Thanks for reading

Yeah thanks! I looked it up on the wiki last night.

Where did you gather so much info about this person? Or are you hoping you are right?

By saying don't spam this topic with hate is kinda digging your own grave. Why do bronies allways do this?

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I wonder how much this has do to wirh actial mountain dew

I return to this post because i dropped my mountain dew yesterday. You will not believe the shit that happened to me that evening. I made make a topic about it: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/62157-an-adventure-of-epic-proportions/

What is the true defenition of bandit in Dayz? I will shoot anyone that poses a threat to me simply because i fear getting shot my self. Yet i see my self as a survivor.

Holy shit green text! This post has got to be special.

If its residential building it has a chance to spawn you a ghillie suit. Its really that simple.

My guess Chernarus is in Russia or in Ukraine. Do they actually have 50. cal snipers?

It was raining so i was chilling out in my tent. I turned my character to the right and both of my legs broke and only 2000 blood left with no morphine.

I cant even explain how wrong this guy is. I only play at night time without NVG. Its so safe and shit is so easy to loot.

AS50 BA-BOOM!