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Can I sell your soul to the devil?

This is a trap. I joined and they held me up and killed me for the M24 and car I had. You guys can go screw yourselves. Also, well played.

^Another Anime-chick bearing non-gender telling forum runner.

Haha, this isn't Russian. I don't know what it is, but it's clearly not Cyrillic.

And that's never gonna be implemented. Watch the rocket interview with SideStrafe, if you can manage the entire video, it's amazing what rocket has planned.

Bad grammar; didn't read.

I hate group postings here. I hope people start acting like real bandits, teaming up, and taking all your shit when you turn your back. That's the way bandits roll, baby.

I just wish more people took the forethough to format stuff like this. I get tired of staring at massive walls of text. But that's just me tooting my own horn a bit.

^They did. They just no longer spawn. If you still have one, it's rare.

Hillbilly Heat Map: People die alot near cities

100m headshot with - get this - a crossbow. He didn't even die. He ended up killing me actually XP

TS;BG Grammar Nazi for a post being too short and having bad grammar.

This isn't the right place. Somebody make the bug report section header 720pt.

[: I see what you did there.

This shit is getting old. It's a video game. If you feel guilty for killing somebody in a video game, you are either A, a power puff girl; B, too attached to the game; or C, in need of psychological help. There are therapists that can help. Of course, you could also be a faggot looking for replies and "beans".

Haha, good job on killing me. I dropped the MP5 I was carrying in my backpack when I saw you though XP hope you didn't find it!

The funny thing is, I feel we shoot all the innocent guys on sight, and we always end up trusting a bandit XP.

"Hey, you, drop your gun!" *Alt+F4* "Shit, not again!"

Off topic, but I think it's weird everybody with an anime female or a hot female as their profile picture usually has their gender as "Not Telling"... I don't know if it's self conscious females or pervy men.

Bad assery right there. Exactly what I'm doing next time I'm robbed.

Yes, they can. You'll need to find appropriate parts, including but not limited to: Fuel (Jerry Cans) Engine Parts / Main Rotary Parts Fuel Tank Parts Wheel(s) Scrap Metal (A Metric Shitload) Windscreen Glass Wiki Link as Follows: http://dayzwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Vehicle_Repair

Thanks for your support, guys!

While they're at it they should add a laser cannon and like tesla spike machineguns. I also want pet raptors you can saddle and ride around like cars. also a tank

True that. And I don't think a bandit clan should exist. It's an oxymoron.

You need to be running with an ally in the crew, bro.