ososensual

you just respawned after slowly starving to death somewhere in the middle of the map that nobody goes to. all the zombies in that time were bolata zombies, ya know... not easy to get past like electro zombies. k.... you find a .45 you see a dead body. you run in a circle around it, seeing if any good loot, but not gonna give the snipers a easy kill. nothing.... you hear a gun shot.... you don't go towards the gun shot sound, because you don't know where it came from. [could of been an unarmed playing punching walls, combat logging players] you get chased by a zombie in a factory [thingy where people park their cars] [used to] > . > you see a guy with a m4,walk forward in a different direction while aiming..straight, he doesn't see you but you see him. what do you do?.

bullets seems to hit me pretty good

starving to death, maybe i should eat my own shit.

i get a heart attack from seeing a birds shadow

rubber banding? we still spawn with guns so thats not possible

the guy standing at mcdonalds and getting knocked out and robbed it will heal the feels of me turning around to see a new spawn run up to me and knock me out with 2 punches.

this happened around 4 times now i run to a certain point then i teleport and my guy stands still and i cant move. im forced to alt+f4 to log when i log back in i start where i first logged in. good thing about it is.. I keep the items i get before this happens.. gonna log back in and see where i spawn.

just spawned in and within 30 seconds i hear two people on chat... seeing as i always spawn out in the open, seeing as my life is short in this game. paranoia was kickin in real fast, i was making out the incorherent words they were saying... I thought they were talking about killing me and they spotted me, in reality they was talking about healing this dude that looks like he's whats left of a dupe or something. while they were doing that. I was thinking hmmm is that a chick? as i crawled up to them and had my gun drawn, yeah i was gonna shoot them.. next thing ya know...a zombie comes up swinging on me. i run past them letting them know i could of killed them but didin't i was bleeding out and i asked them did they want some guns... dropped a magnum and a 45 with a clip. they bandaged me up. after my voice stopped shaking, we decided to team up. they showed me where the water pump was and how to use it. and that there was a hero sniping bandits, it was a safe lil utopia, i had the best gear i ever had. [ A GUN] then i glitched out a window and died. moral of the story, chicks don't get killed, tbh im certain it was a dude after listening.

just killed a fresh spawn with a bat.

how do they work?

while looting [that big city everyone kills themselves to get to] i found a clip for my gun, as i walked passed the magnum revolver and outside a player ran up to me he had no gun, but i pointed my gun at him because i know what fist can do. he said friendly, my mic wasn't plugged in so he couldn't hear my [calming and soothing voice] that would of detered what had to happen.. we both ran in different directions I was running and calculating, checking the player count [only 3 people] DANGEROUS i didn't see him as i was running to the building, i was kinda out in the open but still didn't see him. as i began looting the building i saw some ammo that i used to collect but it didn't fit into my pistol. > . > o and i saw a magnum, while i was looking around he came up and started punching me prob got 4 good punches on me before i sprayed him. 4 punches.. i could of been knocked out. i was pissed af seeing as i had to use most of my clip, then i started taking apart my gun and realized I NEEDED THAT AMMO! but I couldnt go back and get it.... there was a zombie down there....<.< think im gonna waste a bullet, or risk getting cut? nah..

I was running in elektro like a noob, I saw a guy running around with a hatchet being chased by zombies, i thought about killing him, but i remembered he had only a hatchet... than I remembered what I've done when I only had a hatchet.... *flashbacks to survivor running with hatchet towards guy bandaging himself up with his back turned... in slo mo* but I ignored him.... I spotted my friend 800m away.... regular server... -.-... he was far and this barn was close, so I went in... zombie bodies litterd the ground... I looked around saw no one... then 10 seconds later I saw a guy on the second floor come from behind the hay with his hatchet [killing zombies with hatchet is not easy] he kept going in and out of cover he kept typing don't shoot me... don't shoot me and what not.. I walked around, I saw a shotgun... I told him to pick it up. then I left. met up with my friend and I told him about the guy then I said he was armed we spotted him following us or running in our direction.. we talked about letting him live or killing him. .pffsh... my friend shot him

skinny fat chicks are hawt

write your got damn book wire us 10k when your rich...

talking about feelings must be fun, but I know what you mean. hopefully we'll run into each other some day, not now though I have a sniper rifle :P