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kebman

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  1. kebman

    Why the radio silence?!?

    Catch 22: Giving the community what they want vs. focusing on development vs. trying to stay sane. Just throw us a line or two once in a while, and we're good. Also if you find time to update the mod, next to programming the stand-alone, I'll be more than happy - and most likely so happy that I'll also buy the stand-alone.
  2. I like cats better. Can I have, like, a tiger instead of a dog? Tiger > dog.
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    Who the F*** is The Man From The Woods

    William Munny, The Man from the Woods, and Chuck Norris... Hell, the only one lacking now is Clint Eastwood!
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    Being a hero versus being a bandit

    Please don't patronize, and please stop trying to tell me how to play the game. If you're a bandit, which I'm sure you are, I'll hunt you down and park a hatchet in your eyeball. When I do, I hope it will be just as enjoyable to you as it will be to me. After all, that's the nature of a sandbox game. :murder: Personally, I get the most pleasure out of playing the hero. Basically, it makes me the good guy. Thus people like me more, root for me, cheer me on, and women throw themselves at me. When I'm not out hunting bandits and griefers, I'm posing like Johnny Bravo and looking at my own muscles. Damn, I look good!
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    Tips for a hiding place for Huey

    Isn't that regarded as "outside the map"? Meaning the chopper and camp will despawn after a while?
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    M14 or DMR

    Haven't tested, but I'm pretty sure the M14 works with NVGs. Because I need the space to loot. I'm not into hunting, only protection. Why? That would be iron sights vs AIM.
  7. It means that it isn't "up"... *Trololo*
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    Snipers in Elektro.

    So snipers are killing you in Elektro, eh? And you're mad. Tell me about your madness. How does it feel? Describe it in detail, please. I so love tears of anger! Now, what can you do about your anger, that's constructive? Where do you think most of those griefers are hiding? How easy do you think it is to go up there and sink a hatchet into their skulls? How rewarding do you think that will be? Still feel angry? B)
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    Suggestion about having delusions.

    Awesome idea! :beans:
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    Badass camp!

    That's great, mrjazzyjay98! Yes, it's rare. Oh, shit, ParisDrop! Where O' where did you find those superiour camps? Do tell!
  11. kebman

    Best Way To Kill Someone

    So... The two of you just "happened" to find a tent filled with hacked gear, huh?
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    To DayZ youtubers

    Awesome initiative! Break a leg! :beans:
  13. Not a good idea at all. It would make the mod unplayable. Generally I don't like your ideas on meds, as they make the game too difficult, rendering your backpack filled with useless bags of blood. Not to mention that blood has to be fresh. It can only be stored up to six weeks with refrigeration. Dunno how long it would last without it, but you can be safe to assume it would last a much shorter while. I don't like your idea about lighters either, especially when lighters have fewer uses than matches. And four? Why four? That's completely arbitrary. Again, it would render the mod unplayable, unless matches and lighters are very common. I kinda like your ideas on wildlife, though, but then again this is not a hunting sim, rather a zombie apocalypse sim. Firstly, you could point out that there are far too few cows on the fields of DayZ, and secondly that sheep aren't really that squeamish, and thirdly that maybe there would be no cows at all, since probably zeds would aggro on them... No way to know, but it wouldn't be realistic either way. Now, the most important factor is really availability, and currently, I happen to think that the availability of game makes up for any lack of realism - despite how game never gives a single fuck about you shooting them.
  14. If you find it on a regular spawn, I think it would be legit. But if it's in a player tent, I'd 'nade the tent. EDIT: That is if it's soldier clothing. Camo clothing is completely legit.
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    Bandit morals

    Last time a white man came to a tribe that hadn't ever seen white people, they sure were cautious, but after the first shock, they let them in and treated them like guests.
  16. So can I? If so, how do you do it? The reason I ask, is because of this: @ 01:10 and onwards.
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    Q: Can I eject bandit from car?

    Come to think of it... How many of you have ejector seats in your car? If no, why not? I bet it would be a bucket of fun!
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    Bring back "respawn" feature

    Well, depends on how you look at "realism". Respawning at all is pretty surreal, if you ask me. :P But I get that you have to respawn when you die, however I'm as previously stated against suiciding just to get a better position. Also, you do get a second chance if you die to zeds, as long as your body don't disappears, so that's fair. If you truly suck at the game, you should really seek out a town and learn how to avoid zeds as a first priority.
  19. Hoarding vehicles is stupid, and thus I think you're ineptitude of driving serves you well. I've never had any problems driving motorized vehicels. The bike, on the other hand...
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    Gun parts

    I like the idea, so long it doesn't make looting too difficult.
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    Camouflage for Vehicles,Chopper

    I'm affraid it would only be used by hoarders who never use the damn vehicles anyway. So no. I'm against it. Even on low pop servers I rarely if ever see vehicles. That's just absurd. If anything, in a zombie apocalypse, vehicles should be plentyful. However, fuel should be the main problem.
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    How long for Heli to SPWAN

    There are in general too few vehicles on any given server, due to hoarding. But I aggree, it should take longer to respawn for the heli. Hoarders are shit. Vehicles should at least respawn immediately when destroyed. Edit: Look at this: SPWAN. That's how you spell it. Again, say after me: S... P... W... A... N... SHIT YOU'VE DESTROYED ME!
  23. kebman

    Someone wrote on my map :S

    I like to put markers on shared maps with the caption "treasue", "great loot" and "secret". It always attracts a lot of attention, and I always get a lot of kills.
  24. kebman

    TRAIN

    A fixable train would be AWESOME! (An autonomous train would not.) Imagine the effort getting it to work! Imagine the reward when you're finally steaming (by way of diesel) down the track. Imagine the absolutely HUMONGOS amount of gear you could stash into it. Imagine the gun platforms you could upgrade it with. Just fucking imagine!
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