M O N S T E R

I'll come and defend you. -MONSTER

You're doing it wrong. When you find mountain dew, you're supposed to spread them out on the ground in a circle - then execute the dance function in the middle. By doing this, not only will you gain 10,000 humanity but you'll also get a free ghillie suit and then be able to legally spawn a harrier jet into the mod any one time. -MONSTER

And not trolling forums. -MONSTER

I know it. -MONSTER

1 - 2 post accounts. Seems legit. -MONSTER

As much as I agree with the fact that you should ban people who get an unfair advantage over others, I have to mention that he and his friends were not the ones who hacked those weapons into the game (Or at least, that's what they say). With that in mind, there's no way to dispute that you have to unban them; they didn't actually do anything wrong, they just used what had already been placed in your server. -MONSTER

You have sexual tendencies when you're asleep. We had to remove the privilege of the skin because of this. Think long and hard about your future, young man. -MONSTER

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Battleye is actually doing something, finally. Although they haven't fixed everything and are making mistakes, you have to admit that they ARE banning the right people 99% of the time. If this keeps up, eventually the hacking will stop. I think everyone is just getting as much time in on the hacking as they can before their GUID's are flagged. Patience, at this point, is the only action you can take. -MONSTER

Bandit. Watch your backs, boys. -MONSTER

Basic training can never prepare you for your own silliness! -MONSTER

No point crawling in this game, use buildings to lose zombies. Crawling just makes you an easy target - it's always harder to shoot a runner. -MONSTER

Humanity and bandit skins are bugged. -MONSTER

Slow. -MONSTER

I heard that you're awesome. Doesn't make it true. -MONSTER

@OP Lol. -MONSTER

Scripting to make an easy game easier. Hrm. -MONSTER

The ancient practice of carrier pigeons. -MONSTER

Guys, I think we should huddle around our vehicle. We all have ghillie suits, so it wouldn't be wise to have one on over-watch while we did nothing behind this factory. He might be seen. -MONSTER

Bear traps are nothing to enemies at the moment. If I remember correctly, the only thing it can harm is the person that placed it. It will break your legs but nobody else's. I tested this a couple of weeks ago, it may have been patched since~ -MONSTER

That is amazing. I'd shit myself. -MONSTER

Would sign up, if it had a better location. -MONSTER

Playing Day Z without clothes on isn't realistic. -MONSTER

-1 for being pro-admin abuse. -MONSTER

Reinstall. Apply morphine. Maybe you'll get lucky. -MONSTER