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I dun get it D: -MONSTER

Dead wrong. Flashlights actually work at night. You might blind someone and do some damage to their retinas, eventually losing your humanity for doing so. Can't go wrong with a good old fashioned broken crowbar of happiness. -MONSTER

D'aww. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/60170-rage-monster-thread/ -MONSTER

Crowbar. -MONSTER

Once they buy it twice, I think they'll get over it. Weather it out boys! -MONSTER

Akira Kogami from Lucky Channel, a parody at the end of every Lucky Star episode. Send me a PM next time if you want to ask me something personally, otherwise I end up filling more topics with unrelated crap! I have only ever Alt+F4'd twice. Once because a friend told me to and I just did - I realized that I did as soon as I pressed it, then yelled at him. The second was when I was atop a building that a hacker decided to blow up. I still died when I logged back in, however. Both times were just me not wanting to die, really. Normally when I get shot, I stick around until I die or kill the person shooting at me. It's how I do things here and it's how I do things everywhere. -MONSTER

Everyone gets screwed, even the hackers. They paid $15 to get a game in order to hack a mod's servers for a week, before getting banned for good. Then they either have to cough up another $15 or go do something else. Seems to me like they are the ones getting the short end of the stick? -MONSTER

Because they have a ghillie and don't want to lose their sniper. You answered your own question. -MONSTER

Fits so well with your picture. -MONSTER

Stopped reading when you blamed people who play other FPS games. Good post otherwise, nub. -MONSTER

Why does Inception get the cameo? I hate this game! -MONSTER EDIT: Sounded a bit harsh ^_^

Fuel might work. -MONSTER

Next Question; How to mine for fish? -MONSTER

Good attempt, but you need to try harder next time. -MONSTER

Not all women wear skimpy outfits during intercourse. Sometimes it's the men. -MONSTER

Does he drop anything in particular? -MONSTER

I snipe snipers and those who don't look before running into hotspots. They deserve to die. -MONSTER

Fixed. Would play. -MONSTER

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And to all those haters out there who rely on Call of Duty as their 'this isn't ____' option, you're all babies and should drink more milk to grow up to be big and strong. Like me. -MONSTER

The Mountain Dew is always there. WATCHING -MONSTER

He is NOT a clam! He's an oyster. -MONSTER

I beg to differ. I find NOT BEING A BANDIT harder than being a survivor. Why? Bandit: See someone - shoot, kill, check gear, go back to camping spot, wait for someone else to check gear and repeat. Survivor: Try to avoid zombies as though they're somehow a threat, avoid high-populated areas in order to not see any other players, get fully geared up, then get shot because it's impossible to avoid players completely without resorting to debug forest, islands or hiding in forests for the rest of your life. Heroes: New skin to shoot at. EDIT: Then again, I'm one of those people who enjoys setting up the perfect head-shot and watching people drop when the satisfying pop rings. Maybe they should bring our a single-player version of the mod for people that enjoy not seeing other players and simply want loot for no reason. -MONSTER

My first life, I remember it well. I fell from a lighthouse minutes after spawning. Suffice it to say, I still fall off things. -MONSTER

Friends and I decided to have a free for all in Electro once. I won. -MONSTER