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:ph34r: <---- Miki -MONSTER

When in doubt, press Z. Prone is your friend. I am also fairly new, so I'm not actually going to be much help here - but I'm an attention seeking loser, so I'm here anyway. :lol: -MONSTER

You spawn in a forest? Maybe your grassy hood is pulled too far over your face. I wasn't aware the suits did anything to you other than not work on female skins. The things you know~ ^_^ -MONSTER

Uhh... An expansion is an add-on to the original game (Arma 2). You need to have the extra part in order to play the Day Z mod. I don't think I can make it clearer than this.... :blush: -MONSTER

If I offered you a hug so you wouldn't have to go searching for one, would you pay me moniez? -MONSTER

Your Ghillie suit is broken? Does the zipper not work? -MONSTER

I never win in combat. Does that also deserve a medal? If so, can it have a frowny face on it? -MONSTER

Zombies will continue acting like zombies, no matter what you do. Did that help? B) In all seriousness, why don't you just log in then look around? If zombies are aggro'd immediately, run away or kill them. What you're asking for help with isn't exactly a complicated problem. Decisions you make on the spot will suffice. -MONSTER

Err... Isn't that the error you get when you fail to run both Arma 2 and the expansion before trying Day Z? Maybe you should rinse and repeat this process? -MONSTER

I fall off buildings, cranes, cat-walks, get chased by zombies, glitch into the ground and get shot a whole lot. Good times~. -MONSTER

The God of Zombies simply enjoys watching you work. Free bullets for you, good sir. -MONSTER

All I find are tin cans. Maybe if I stacked enough of them up, they'd form into a truck with various loots inside. Maybe... Just maybe. -MONSTER

You've evolved in the highly stressful, intensive environment that forced you to adapt to the conditions required to maintain survival - thus, your bladder no longer expels through the penis but through the ears. You have piss running down your neck. Just saying. -MONSTER

You have awesome videos, a sexy accent and an honour found in a limited amount of people. Would you like some beans? -MONSTER

Great guide - you should add something about what guns are preferrable over others mayhaps? I'm not actually a vet at this game or anything, but I have heard a lot about some weapons being less useful than others (Volume when shooting, ammunition per clip and how often the specific ammunition type is found). In the end, this guide will always be useful - thanks a bunch for taking the time to throw it up. :wub: -MONSTER

You do know that clouds almost move east, right? -MONSTER

Day Z Mod; $20 Quality filming software; $10 Shot seconds after start of first film; Priceless -MONSTER

Maybe the zombie used super-sonic and confused you - then you hurt yourself in confusion and subsequently fainted?! -MONSTER

The island is huge - even with more than 40 people on it, the likelihood of finding one of them is low. I suggest trying a server in daylight again - but this time not making yourself a target. Prone is your friend. If somehow you're always ending up in a server at night - even when it shouldn't be the case, then perhaps a reinstall is in order? Either way, having a friend to partner up with is a sure way to get through tough situations easier. Two heads are better than one! -MONSTER

Will you hate me if I smiled at this? ^_^ -MONSTER

Team Rocket suit? I'd wear the crap out of that. -MONSTER

I have spent a very long time going through basic houses, industrial complexes and barns - nothing worth mentioning at all. My first real find was a crossbow in what appeared to be a butcher shop in Pavlovo. I even had access to 4 bolts there, which was handy. On a side note; people don't seem to loot zombie corpses - I have found a number of bandages and carbonated drinks this way. DO NOT OVERLOOK IT. Hope you have better looting luck than me! -MONSTER