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  1. M O N S T E R

    Deer Stands and Guns

    M O N S T E R replied to hallgraeme's topic in New Player Discussion

    Don't rely on deer stands, use them as a lucky draw rather than a promising loot point. -MONSTER
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    Got questions? I'll try to answer them

    M O N S T E R replied to ninami's topic in New Player Discussion

    WHERE ART THOU BEANS? -MONSTER
  3. M O N S T E R
    I was executed for being unarmed and prone in a coast town. There were even zombies hitting him from behind, but he still had the capacity to line up a headshot on me. In retrospect, I'm amused that he thought I was a threat with no weaponry - I'll scissor-kick him into next century~! -MONSTER
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    Omg were are the vampires?

    M O N S T E R replied to Twilight4Eva's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Are you trying to make me cry? I'll have your head! -MONSTER
  5. M O N S T E R

    Loading times are out of control

    M O N S T E R replied to thedukey3's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Ten minute loading screen for no loading screens in game - plus the gigantic map, realistic weapon physics (for the most part), awesome lootz, grumpy people with axes and other weapons and of course ZOMBIES. Maybe instead of complaining on the forum, you should instead think about how you could cut down the loading time yourself - what if you used that time to go do something productive? Wash your teeth. Have a quick shower. Go shave. Maybe make your mother/wife a cup of tea/coffee. It's really not hard to go do something small like that when you have ten minutes to spare. -MONSTER
  6. M O N S T E R

    So can day/night cycle change or what?

    M O N S T E R replied to MalleusX's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Use a different server. -MONSTER
  7. M O N S T E R

    Got questions? I'll try to answer them

    M O N S T E R replied to ninami's topic in New Player Discussion

    How to not fall off things? -MONSTER
  8. M O N S T E R

    BulletProof Wirefence???

    M O N S T E R replied to Skittlesrock's topic in New Player Discussion

    Use the impenetrable cover to your own advantage next time. That is all. -MONSTER
  9. M O N S T E R

    DayZ Language

    M O N S T E R replied to [email protected]'s topic in New Player Discussion

    Whenever Day Z starts on my computer, it initializes the expansion - so if it's in English, then the Mod should be in English as well. Unless you somehow found the Russian version, to which you're a fool. Good hunting~ -MONSTER
  10. M O N S T E R

    Couple of questions

    M O N S T E R replied to OddGamer's topic in New Player Discussion

    Yes, get the hell off the burning coast and into the burning tree-line - because we here at Day Z are knowledgeable when it comes to Fire Safety and the hazards that you may find when evading them. Run blindly into death and beckon thee unto thigh flaming breast, lest He break upon thee liketh water unto stone. What? -MONSTER
  11. M O N S T E R

    Omg were are the vampires?

    M O N S T E R replied to Twilight4Eva's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    OP wants someone to bite his neck. OP should be ashamed. -MONSTER
  12. M O N S T E R

    Did anyone else pronounce it as Day-Zee at first?

    M O N S T E R replied to Rising (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    A majority of Aussies use 'Zed' instead of 'Zee', but when it's clearly the name of something that's supposed to be used in a single way - such as Dragon Ball 'Zee', then we say it that way. Or at least my friends and I do. So in this case, no. We do not use Day 'Zed', we use Day 'Zee'. In other news, relations between Australia, Britain and America continue to decline due to circumstantial evidence found that proves how communication between each nation struggles. -MONSTER
  13. M O N S T E R

    Has Dayz gotten easier?

    M O N S T E R replied to Enfrozt's topic in New Player Discussion

    Zombies stumbled upon a survivor that was actually made of ice-cream. They ate his entire body in a single go, giving them the ultimate brain freeze. And them being zombies compounds the effect of the ice-cream and thus results in their total loss of mobility and function. In the mean time, I'd really like to know where I can get some ice-cream survivors of my own. ;) -MONSTER
  14. M O N S T E R

    How are you liking DayZ so far?

    M O N S T E R replied to Rising (DayZ)'s topic in New Player Discussion

    As stated above, the Arma bundle was 20% off for awhile - I'm not sure if it still is. Day Z is great - I actually have yet to rage while playing it, even though I'm the most competitive and rageful gamer I know :blush: Honestly, this game is like a bowl of cocoa pops; It's fresh and crunchy when you start, giving you the feel of something different. Then as you progress through it and spend more time on it, you get to finally taste the sweet chocolate milk of Day Z - friends, enemies, zombies and loots galore. Are you really going to say no to cocoa pops? -MONSTER
  15. M O N S T E R

    How do you know...

    M O N S T E R replied to Miroku226's topic in New Player Discussion

    Admin poweeeeer~ -MONSTER
  16. M O N S T E R
    Press the right mouse button once, quickly. I'm pretty sure that's a toggle version of the shift button - shift also doesn't override it. I had the same problem and this fixed it, hope it helped. -MONSTER
  17. M O N S T E R

    I have become a monster..

    M O N S T E R replied to ChinWooMan's topic in New Player Discussion

    See signature. -MONSTER
  18. M O N S T E R

    People are horrible.

    M O N S T E R replied to Nekan's topic in New Player Discussion

    I think the greatest thing about this game is the fact that it's so easy to start again - it's also almost impossible to end up having the same adventure twice. You may or may not die in the same way, but in the end does dying matter? It just means you get to start again fresh and maybe you'll do even better this time. -MONSTER
  19. M O N S T E R

    What Happens if you dont save Vehicles

    M O N S T E R replied to nightass's topic in New Player Discussion

    Don't tempt me into continuing this :( -MONSTER
  20. M O N S T E R

    Makarov nerfed to shit. When and why?

    M O N S T E R replied to Shaimou's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    This made my day. Please guide me on the path towards God-like comments~ -MONSTER
  21. M O N S T E R
    You made me cry. Take responsibility! -MONSTER
  22. M O N S T E R

    What Happens if you dont save Vehicles

    M O N S T E R replied to nightass's topic in New Player Discussion

    "You have my beans!" "And my axe!" /End reference thread. -MONSTER
  23. M O N S T E R

    My first death

    M O N S T E R replied to Worrun (DayZ)'s topic in New Player Discussion

    That was my third death. -MONSTER
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    Give me the map co-ordinates to your camp? I'd love to come congratulate you personally on your success. -MONSTER
  25. M O N S T E R

    Link to FULL WORKING DayZ WORLD MAP (GoogleEarth style)

    M O N S T E R replied to ssjenforcer's topic in New Player Discussion

    Who needs a map when you have clouds to guide you? -MONSTER
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